PussyNoodle

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PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· 3d

Murder Mystery Weekend has to be one of my fav sitcom plots. Golden Girls 3rd Rock from the Sun Just Shoot Me Malcolm in the Middle Slather it all on my brain.

Dorothy from The Golden Girls holding a knife to her mother, Sophia's throat.

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· 5d

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jul 16

Art of two bunnies munching on a woman's legs

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jul 7

💓

Annie Wilkes looking rapturous while holding a small stack of papers. From the film "Misery"

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jul 5

The pic is clear. It's the ICE douche. Not the other (still problematic) douche.

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jul 5

Pencil sketches of a corn cob singing a parody of NIN's "Closer"
I wanna shuck you like an animal
I wanna peel you from the inside
You bring me closer to cob

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jul 1

Bought the game.

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 26

Just returned from a showing and I feel like I've been gaslit by critics of Supergirl. What was I not supposed to like? Literally nothing? The only downside was the theater not stocking that very sexy foreskin cup :(

Supergirl 2026 themed popcorn tub and large cup

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 23

Name your fav album to hear start to finish, no skips. 12 Little Spells - Esperanza Spalding

Cover of Esperanza Spalding's album "12 Little Spells"

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 22

Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 20

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PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 13

Drop something green

Green shaded Drawing of A human's hands massaging a chubby striped cat. Text underneath says ROLLING FATTIES

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 13

🎵 Does she speak eloquently and would she have your baybee...🎵

Julie Andrews singing and playing guitar to the brats from THE SOUND OF MUSIC

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Jun 11

CUDDLY BABY TAPIRS!

Futurama image the planet express spaceship chasing Bender with desire in her eyes.

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· May 17

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Grogu

Grogu figurine looking up at leg lamp from A CHRISTMAS STORY

PussyNoodle@pussynoodle· Feb 2

Anyone that won’t acknowledge JoBeth Williams should receive a retroactive Oscar for Poltergeist is not a person of quality. Cut them out of your life.