Monkey, but puzzled

@puzzledmonkey

Steve aka Monkey, he/him Confused variety streamer and presser of wrong buttons Member of The Firekeepers 🔥

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Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· 16d

Hello from Manchester 👋

Me wearing a dark navy blue shirt with a light blue and white print of flowers and leaves over a black tank top. The dark olive green and brown straps of my rucksack are over my shoulders with a label reading “The Legend of ZELDA”. Behind me are the leaves of a small tree, the roof of a tram stop and the buildings on St Peter’s Square.

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· 23d

I'm joining Otter and a bunch of others tomorrow for Meccha Chameleon to raise funds for Trans Lifeline 12 pm Pacific / 8 pm UK time Come and join the chaos and "art"! www.twitch.tv/filmotter2

Text:
"Meccha Chameleon for Trans Lifeline
Jul 20 12:00 PT
Silly incentives
Good vibes
Milestone goals
Terrible art skillz
+ Friendos!
twitch.tv/filmotter2"

The background is a black and white checkerboard with a white stick-figure like player character lying on it that has been painted to approximately match the pattern

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· 25d

What if I finally got around to playing God of War? www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a cream tank top and holding up a cardboard axe, potentially ready for another no-expense-spent minimal effort cosplay of Kratos

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jul 8

Apparently in heatwaves I build Lego - 10368 Botanicals Crysanthemum Maybe some sweaty Returnal later? Or something more relaxing? Or maybe I melt www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me, hot and sweatily shirtless again but tastefully(?) covered by the box of Lego Set 10368: Botanicals Crysanthemum showing the completed model of orange flowers in a green and gold pot on a black background. Brown plush Chair Monkey is flopping over my shoulder, which is pretty much how I feel too

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jul 3

Time loops and panic noises - a bit of Returnal while I fail to decide what to stream next www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy blue piping and reaching up to pet brown plush Chair Monkey

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 23

Sweatily building Lego - 10344 Lucky Bamboo Games or more lego later? Or I just melt into a puddle www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing... uh... no shirt because it's too ridiculously hot and I'm already sweating again 2 minutes after a cold shower. Most of my scandalously unclothed chest is censored by me holding up a box of Lego titled "Lucky Bamboo" with the set pictured showing green stalks of lego bamboo in a light brown and gold lego pot

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 19

Actually doing (finishing?!) plot 🌈🦇 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a cream tank top and looking at the camera, again looking hot and sweaty because I apparently only stream on hot and sweaty days. Chair Monkey, as ever, is unbothered

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 18

BatMonkey is back www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me, wearing a black tank top and looking at the camera, apparently wondering whether heat, humidity or pollen will kill me first. Chair Monkey over my shoulder stares off impassively into the distance, unaffected by these afflictions

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 8

I'm BatMonkey (Rainbow BatMonkey 🏳‍🌈🌈) and I *will* get distracted www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a light blue tank top, reaching up to pet and/or secure Chair Monkey over my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 6

The bat is back, now extra stealthy in bright rainbow colours 🏳‍🌈🌈 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a black tank top to be as dark and brooding and stealthy as Batman (whaddaya mean "didn't get the memo"? RAINBOW Batman?!)

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jun 2

I was about to stream some more Lego Batman but I've got distracted by the State of Play, but just know that Lego Batman is now ready for Pride. Behold! Batgay!

Lego Batman wearing the Rainbow Batman suit (vertical stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet from the tips of his cowl down to his toes and across his cape) on the opening menu screen of Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 29

Back to the bat again... 🦇 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a black tank top to match the black and grey suit of a small Batman figure on the top of a pen that I'm holding up. Brown plush Chair Monkey peeps at Batman over my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 27

I'm bat, bat, bat again... 🦇 I'm *slightly* less melting, so more Lego Batman www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me, looking warm again, wearing a cream tank top and reaching up to pet Chair Monkey over my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 23

It's my birthday and I'll Bat if I want to 🎉🦇🎂🥳 Lego Batman is my birthday present to myself, so I'm playing it on my birthday stream 🤣 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me looking all warm again in a black tank top. Chair Monkey has wilted in the current heatwave and has flopped sideways above my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 23

Also, Justin, how dare you look at least a decade less ancient and haggard than me - and on my birthday of all days! By which I really mean:

Lisa Simpson on stage in front of a projector screen displaying the words “Stop being so fucking hot and living so far away”

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 22

Testing part 2: now I'm too hot edition... plus: birthday tomorrow 🎉 Short(?) stream because I spent ages tech wrangling, but a bit more Lego Batman today and ... I still haven't planned tomorrow 🤣 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a black tank top and looking hot and sweaty. An unbothered Chair Monkey peeps over my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 21

Testing testing... Are we back? I'm hoping I've found a solution to my connection issues - Wish me and Chair Monkey luck... we're streaming (hopefully)! www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a cream tank top, once again seated in front of my green screen, reaching up to give brown plush Chair Monkey scritches above my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· May 8

I went to Manchester for a week and only took about three photos … but I have proof that I was there with the lovely @dovahpig.bsky.social again (I highly recommend meeting dovah and giving him hugs and squishes)

Dovah_pig on the left in a green top and sunglasses with me on the right wearing a dark blue shirt with a light blue leaf pattern over a cream tank top, sitting outside on Canal Street in sunshine with blue skies

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 19

The heating is on full blast in the bus station and I’m actually melting… but I’m on my way for a few days off in Manchester 🎉 Who’s around this weekend?

Me being warm in a cream tank top and red shirt with a pattern of white flowers against a backdrop of generic bus station

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 15

Sunday scaries? 😱 (RE requiem first playthrough 😮) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke... (assuming twitch behaves and lets me stream for more than 2 minutes at a time today.... argh)

Me, wearing a black Mr S Leather tank top, looking scared over my shoulder as a hand (that DEFINITELY isn't mine...) reaches out to grab brown plush Chair Monkey

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 11

Werkin on Wednesday (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me looking at the camera, all grey-haired and scruffy, wearing a dark blue tank top that apparently looks black on camera, and with brown plush Chair Monkey flopping sideways above my shoulder from the back of the chair

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 5

A Thursday wurk n lurk (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a burgundy-ish tank top that the camera makes look more of a chocolate brown? I don't know how these things work

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 3

It's sunny outside! So let's stay in and work! (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded bespectacled white man, wearing a blue tank top and sitting in front of a green screen. Brown plush Chair Monkay is leaning out sideways from his perch on the chair above my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Mar 2

7 years of this nonsense? Streamiversary time! 🎉🥳 www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded bespectacled white man, wearing a cream tank top, reaching above my shoulder to pet brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the back of my chair

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Feb 28

Hi, remember when I streamed? 👀 Remember when I streamed FOR THE FIRST TIME? 👀 It was SEVEN YEARS ago - and we're celebrating! I don't have time/energy/spoons to plan anything elaborate, but chatting and silly games (Baby Steps? Exit 8?) 🎉 Streamiversary! 🎉 🎉 Monday, March 2 at vague o'clock 🎉

Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded white man, wearing a dark green shirt with the royal crest from The Legend of Zelda embroidered on the breast pocket (the triforce (three gold triangles joined at their corners to form a larger triangle with a triangular gap in the centre) atop a pair of golden wings). Behind me there are tall pines and other trees with a lake and hills in the distance and blue sky above

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Feb 24

To-do list Tuesday? coworky times (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Feb 19

At the bus station waiting for a coach to Manchester for a little break to cheer my brain up 😊

Me, a grey-haired and grey-bearded white man, cozy in a warm cream hoodie, sitting in a nondescript waiting room

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Feb 7

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jan 29

coworkies and lurkies (25/5 pomos) (streaming two days in a row? unheard of consistency!) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...

Me wearing a blue tank top with a red pocket with multicoloured embroidery. Brown plush Chair Monkey is perched above my shoulder

Monkey, but puzzled@puzzledmonkey· Jan 28

A productive humpday? A lil co-worky stream (25/5 pomos) www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...