Asked my husband who he invited tonight to pregame and he showed me 4 hot guys I’ve never seen or heard him talk about before
Ig instants saw this first
Me today if you were wondering
Soooo full from lunch. Who wanna rub my belly?
Just got home after working 10pm-7:30am and now I can’t sleep
Should we rebrand together?
I straight up look like Gale Weathers
This store has free samples in the restroom!! Don’t mind if I do 😋
I made this collage at my fav bar tonight. Kinda ate tbh
I haven’t heard that name in years
Don’t ever order this beer it tastes like river water.
Whoever found my silver bracelet that fell off my wrist in boystown…
you’re welcome
If any of my Chicago bloomfs want to celebrate my birthday with me this month this is where I’ll be 👉👈🫦
Found this cabinet for my movie collection. Which one are you watching first?
Omg happy birthday!!! It’s your day
Damn :/ just when I was planning to lick it
Just spent an entire hour talking to AI so I could lower my internet bill…
If you’re in Illinois, don’t forget to go vote today!!!
It was 70° two days ago and now it’s snowing
Anyone else get tickets to this??
Yeah I didn’t cry or anything. I’m so brave
These two guys on the bus talking about their girlfriend problems…
you think they’re gonna…
I’m so hungry. What should I eat for lunch??
Of course I had to check it out since I’m off tomorrow
Just woke up from a nap 😋
Used up all my sick time which means returning to work :/
Get ready with me for a 10 hour overnight shift at *insert corporate retail name here*