"Ha! Get yoinked on, Webs!"

🕸️ If I especially like it, you'll get a starter.

I always thought you liked it..."

"Fine Wade. One Mulligan. But only because I like the colour scheme. What's the job?"

I shenan'd once. I shall shenanigan. #shenanigansunday

"The only sin for me is hubris and greed..." She cackled, lounging on a pile of stolen riches. So much for #sinfulsunday...

I can do it on the spot, I simply choose not to.

Everyone has scars left by me. One of my favorite things to do is take these nails and just...

Back to thieving. "Eat you're heart out Major Makoto."

Sitting at @hellfirequeen.worm.skin's desk, reading through one of her fashion magazines. No suit today, just street clothes. High fashion but well worn. As casual as she can get. "You assistant wouldn't get me coffee while I waited so she's tied up in your private bathroom."

...

I'm stealing all of your web shooters. You're all too loud.

A long pause. "I need a favor. Please."

I have never planted a bomb once in my life.

Munching on cashews and sipping tea, listening to the police scanner from the table in front of the cafe.

Oooooh... Jewels!

Creeping in your window. She's after a wallet.

"Hey there, I can't believe you left 𝘮𝘦 waiting..." #SeductiveSunday

"Shut the ☠️☠️☠️☠️ up, it's Tuesday? Ugh... I'm too gorgeous to be barefoot in Astoria at seven AM..."

"I'm sad and a little offended." " @lovelypetals.bsky.social doesn't want to have sex with me."

"Are you that conflicted...?"

"I guess I can't actually let a week go by and NOT give the people what they want." #SeductiveSunday

"I'm hot, you're hot, we should put that to use and ☠️☠️☠️☠️ each other silly until we get dehydrated."

"I was saying I would like to sleep with you. Horizontal tango. Impersonate an art kit with two pairs of Crayola safety scissors. Hot, sweaty, down in the sheets, raw, passionate, heart pounding grindhouse cinema and we'll never show anyone else the film."

Blink. Blink blink. Points at her eyebrows. They are wiggling. Side eye. "Nothing?"

"I was thinking of a very different kind of celebration..."

... You seem a bit raggity baby. When was your last real meal?

... Just jokies. I'm in your house