You're in the crosshairs, Sri Lanka.

I think Christopher Nolan was capable of better.

The Smithsonian Institution holds this original Yankee Doodle tricorne, ca. 1785, the last surviving specimen with macaroni intact. A gift from the estate of Winifred Doodle-Pinckney.

For FUCK'S SAKE, C-SPAN.

Make it shorter and punchier; something people can quote without racking their memory.

Hot tip: If you like clean wrong brother mail-order bride romances, this is top 20.

Today is more popular than Christmas.

Except it's fake. Here's how she was actually dressed. (I do not mean to imply that Trump is not vile)

When he's right, he's Turbo Nuclear Right.

The corporate rebrand that effortlessly paraphrases Christopher Guest is destined for success.

Got it rigged so his middle name is still visible.

"You know, this administration's not half-bad." "No... it's ALL bad!" "D'OHHHHH, HO HO HOOOO!"

God bless America.

They have a name.

No one ever talks about how the final shot of 3 mirrors the opening shot of 1.