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New York State Poser Laureate Pfp alt: Bat Boy He/him My posts: My bangers & whimpers:
In college in the 90’s we had Olde Froshingsloth, “the stale pale ale guaranteed to fit any shape glass.” We’d buy it by the case, which we calculated was about 25¢ a can. It was cheaper than soda.
You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are y— The question is *when* am I?
Proud to support @splcenter.org today when they are under attack by the Trump administration. They have an honorable legacy of standing up for civil rights that continues today.
This dude on instagram hot glued two sea shells to a headband so he can listen to them like headphones
What? Never have I ever used the terms “looksmaxxing” or “mogging” nor met anyone who does.
So proud to have this label in my account from @altheroes.bsky.social And you can get one too! Use alt text, friends 😁
FYI the line at which point the curler releases the stone is called the hog line. And there are two hog lines on ice.
Hermey the Elf from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer who doesn’t want to make toys like the other elves and wants to be a dentist instead.
That’s why I hang stockings this size but buy party-size bags of candy.
TIL this Duolingo character is supposed to represent a grandmother. I thought it was Steven Seagal.
Right here, says this track by Meditation & Healing is sponsored by Call of Duty Black Ops—I’m not even joking.