*technically walked out on that 1/2 ⭐️ but had to log it

Pretty pretty pretty good

Get out and vote! I voted @niladevanath.bsky.social in the VA02 Democratic primary because she has taken no corporate PAC money and she advocates for universal healthcare.

Mail day from @fangoria.bsky.social

What I think I look like at the bar while talking shit with people in their 20s vs what they see

Uber is still 18 min away, I got time for a few more.

Tell me why I’m getting kicked out for shitting in the trash and pissing in the sink? I did what they said. I wiped and the TP went in the toilet.

They’re pulling a “Dead Silence” on us

Competition pissing with the judge’s chair

Mistakenly hit my camera button last night and it looks like a Benadryl nightmare

Since this asshole is most likely dead, this was my biggest TikTok hit (RIP my tiktok)

Seeing big names in the credits for the “Tales from the Crypt” episode

Health insurance CEOs when they see the company only denied 70% of claims

Cat sitting for some friends. I think Haze might have meerkat in her DNA.

Could only get front row tickets for the IMAX 70mm screening of The Odyssey and this is my view

You are so fucking weak it makes me sick. You have no spine and no power.

Director Sébastien Vaniček in “Evil Dead: Burn”

Spoilerish review of Evil Dead Burn

Abolish ICE

When you call a movie a “picture”

Fixing one of my cinema blind spots on the big screen tonight 📽️

I’ve been watching more shows and World Cup. But amazing slate of flicks