dude made playing baby's first instrument his whole personality since childhood and wants to lecture other people on their "childish" hobbies, lol ok
raggedy bugger, probably trying and failing to eat too many things bigger than him, as a pelican do
i saw these two little juvenile versions on google image search and noticed one has similar coloration
ain't been but days since the monsters lashed out and put someone in prison for possession of "zines"
I search up something about ice cream, check a reddit thread talking about it, and...
look at him doing some sourpuss 'made a doodoo in his diaper' face on this passport, his droopy fucking jowls hanging like a sleepy old dog, wearing his mis-tied tie stuck in his pants zipper absolutely absurd
I mashed reader view as the page loaded and could see the article, sounds like the lil escaped giraffe was destined to be a canned hunt trophy
"bolt cutters" sounds like that tool for cutting bolts, but it's actually one of my magic spells that launches real hot little lightning arcs that cut things in half melty style
aww, look how cheaply they bought ol' joe only 41k for your allegiance? that wouldn't even buy a small house these days, but you'd throw the american people under the bus for such a pathetic sum? no wonder you're so mad, not only did you have your hand in the cookie jar but all you got was a crumb
Dug through my phone photos and removed a bunch of garbage and bad memories, found a lot of cool pictures of flowers that I forgot I took