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Rob-ber Baron

@radioowls

Chicago | Attorney | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 is mayonnaise an instrument 🎺

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Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· 15d

The calm before the Gen Con storm.

Radio_owls sitting on a weight bench at the hotel gym.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· 17d

POV: You walk in on me trying to work during my two-day workweek before I head out to Gen Con.

Pokemon screenshot of the player looking at a laptop with the dialogue, "It's all complicated words and numbers that make no sense..."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· 21d

Another post-workout selfie. Riveting.

A shirtless man flexing in front of a wall full of art.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· 22d

I'm not good at the game and don't follow it--I just like to be included.

Screenshot of a purchase confirmation for tickets to the League of Legends World Championships.

A screenshot of a conversation in which I explain to friends I wasn't able to get great seats but was able to secure one ticket for the four of us who planned to go. A friend responds, "The best seats are the ones you share with friends."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· 23d

Spongebob title card for the episode "Pickles."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 14

@regrettablyjake.com's writing for The Best Musical Ever got him a shoutout in Chicago Reader, and I'm so proud of him 😭😭😭

"Through 13 songs encompassing solos, duets, and ensemble numbers, the cast tears through the material with gusto. Faye Davis kills it in Jake Rhodes’s Cabaret-inspired 'Cabernet (Maybe This Time)' and her Frozen-inspired duet with Kayce Drevline on 'Rowlen (Let It Go'), in which a lesbian on a date urges her companion to just drop-kick J.K. Rowling’s canon into the dustbin of history (also by Rhodes) is a show highlight."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 14

✨dinner✨

A tub of dill pickle chips on a kitchen counter.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 10

Work from home

Me lying in bed with a laptop on my lap. A cat is standing on my chest between my face and the laptop.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 7

A dog lying on a pile of blankets on a bed.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 7

My child (monstera Bulbasaur) graduated to a 3-inch pot tonight, and I'm so proud of him. 🌱

A monstera Bulbasaur on a table in front of a shelf of other plants.

The same plant but younger in a smaller pot.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 7

@regrettablyjake.com immediately after posting the quoted skeet, for some reason

My husband sitting at his desk and crying laughing.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 4

"How to Evict Squatters and Non-Paying Tenants in Illinois (2025 Guide)"
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"This guide outlines the legally compliant steps for removing an unknown occupant, tenant, or squatter under current Illinois law."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 4

The "they" who will outlive us

A book called "Fuck you and Fuck These Plants." A cat on the cover glares menacingly at a potted plant.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 4

I had to work out at home because @regrettablyjake.com wouldn't let me out of the house, even though it's HOLIDAY

Me flexing in a sleeveless shirt in my office mirror.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 4

gm

A painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Someone in the crowd is saying, "Tell the King he can suck it." Another person responds, "Good heavens, we can't send that to the king."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jul 4

making the little monsters fight each other for our entertainment @regrettablyjake.com

Me sitting at a table playing the Pokémon TCG.

Jake sitting at a table playing Pokémon TCG.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 28

Maya Rudolph and Cole Escola laughing with the text "She Goes Too Far."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 25

I'm thrilled and humbled to announce that I have accepted my dream role as "guy who finally framed and hung up his diploma and license after 10 years." Thanks to all who supported me.

Framed law license and law school diploma hanging on a wall.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 22

Workout done. Clocking back in to the press-buttons-at-my-computer factory.

A man wearing a tank top taking a selfie in his office mirror.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 21

Also, I made my local theater debut by getting obliterated in the Match Game despite the husband being on the panel.

My opponent and I sitting behind a desk on a stage. I am smiling and holding a card that reads "A Gun."

Me climbing onto the stage on my hands and knees (it was a reference to something from earlier). The other contestant sits behind a desk. The host is standing behind a podium. Panelists are sitting behind a stadium-style seating platform.

Same group as before, but I am sitting behind the contestants' desk celebrating. My husband sits with the panelists holding a card that reads "Shit."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 20

I mean......

A large unfurled monstera leaf with a hand over the top of part of it for scale.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 12

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 12

*NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING*

A new monstera leaf unfurling.

A new monstera leaf unfurling.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· Jun 8

header!

My header image, a text I received from a friend saying, "Robert holy SHIT"

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 31

describe your bluesky account in a single image

"Boring, yawning, sloppy, lazy."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 25

GAAAAYYYYYYYY (beach) @regrettablyjake.com

Two guys sitting on a beach smiling for a picture.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 23

Proof that we go outside.

A group of friends standing on a sidewalk for a photo.

Two guys taking a selfie on the bus.

My husband sneaking a photo of me while we wait for the bus.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 19

Mustache is back. Please clap.

Selfie of man with a mustache and glasses.

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 19

Leave request approved. Five-day weekend incoming.

Low res wizard in a forest with the text "A wizard does not concern himself with employment."

Rob-ber Baron@radioowls· May 15

💅

"Finally, an opportunity to show off my stupidly unwieldy and impractical handwriting."