Whims of Resistance
@radiotomjc
A seriously whimsical blend of humor, parody, comic relief, and news about the growing resistance movement.
TOOLMAN TYRONE SHOWS HOW IT'S DONE. In our new feature, "Tyrone's Workshop," we demonstrate exactly how to fix this country. Alright people, get your heavy toolboxes ready now -- we've all got a job to do! #LaughIn #WashingtonDC #politics #oligarchs #Iran #satire
Man boobs? Blood clots? Weight gain? Welcome to the new armed services, where testosterone therapy will give you these side effects, and more! Apparently, the Secretary of Boom-Booms is unaware that High T equals Low IQ. Oh well. #testosterone #armedservices #troops #sideeffectsmayinclude
Biblical plagues? We got ‘em! Seven, count ‘em, SEVEN! (Just like the old days, when locusts invaded the land.) So grab your loved ones, pack enough matzohs for 40 days of schlepping, and skedaddle the heck out of DC! #cyclospora #lettuce #contamination #CDC #FDA
HEY FDA, USDA, etc.! Are you planning to do your job anytime soon? The nation has a major contaminated food crisis and everybody is asleep at the wheel! Y’all are about as useful as Sleeping Don, Comatose Mitch, or Brainworm RFK. #Cyclospora #TaylorFarms #lettuce
HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN TONIGHT! Here's our special high-temp July 4th video greeting card for all of you celebrating this holiday. Stay cool, resisters! #July4th #IndependenceDay #250thAnniversary #heatwave
HEAT WAVE! Walter Gruntrite reports on the blistering heat wave now affecting much of the U.S. Sources reveal that people have been resorting to a variety of odd ways to deal with the high temperatures. What’s next, political meltdown? #heatwave #temperature #satire #news
Wicked Pool Spell. Obviously, the corrupt contractors aren’t gonna fix the problem — so it’s time to call in the Green Team, for a good ol’ slime incantation. Abra-cadabra, presto dis-appear-oh! #reflectingpool #algae #satire #parody #magic
BREAKING NEWS, STRAIT OF WARM OOZE! Following erection of fences at the Reflecting Pool, Warm Ooze cocktail recipes are going viral. So we are posting a warning on this public health crisis in the nation's bars, taverns, smoothie bars, and home kitchens. #algae #reflectingpool #StraitOfWarmOoze
Social Security is in the news again. Here’s our favorite “oldie,” Tyrone, delivering an urgent (and serious) warning about the risk to our future SS payments. #SocialSecurity
CONTINUING OUR OBAMA APPRECIATION SERIES... Here's our former president (still tops in our polls) taking a stroll around the White House grounds, getting a sneak peak at preps for the #UFC cage match. As AI would have it, Mother Nature had other plans. Wah-wah-wah! #ObamaAppreciationday
It’s another Horatio Algae story, folks! Orange guy rises from notoriety to outright incompetence, and ultimately costs us taxpayers over $13 million in unnecessary expense…while people go hungry, lose healthcare, and fight in a war they didn’t want. #reflectingpool #algae
MAKE AMERICA GRIN AGAIN! Here’s a new bunch of silly Laugh In style scenes to get us all through these crazy days. Starring Tyrone, dancing chickens, racing grannies, Trumpie Winkie, Mary Tyler Moore, and more! #LaughIn #parody #socialsecurity #Iran #inflation
CLAP ON, CLAP OFF… attack on, attack off?! Who can make sense of all the conflicting reports out of #Iran and #WashingtonDC, claiming that the latest upcoming retaliatory strikes are locked and loaded? Can’t we just scuttle Popeye-in-chief and all his Gilligan first mates? #Hormuz #war #Epstein
KARMA QUICKIES. It’s Monday, Laugh In night! So we’ve whipped up a fresh plate of succulent satire to keep you grinning through this odious ordeal. Featuring Karma Kitchen with guest chef The Creature; Betty White; Buster Keaton; and more! #LaughIn #parody #karma #Iran #SleepyDon
PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET THEATER PRESENTS: Live from #PalmBeach, Orange Guy discusses #resignation. And what a splendid gift that would be for the upcoming #250th celebration on #July4 ! (Quick, before the #dementia gets any worse!)
BRAINLESS, HEARTLESS, COWARDLY LION. It’s Monday, Laugh In night! So here are a few new home-brewed Quickies to tickle your gut and twist your tuckus. Starring Announcer Guy, the Lyin’ King, Tyrone & more. The laughs are on us! #parody #LaughIn #Iran #Epstein #KennedyCenter
CAGE MATCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE? C’mon, America! You’re better than this. Just the latest embarrassing, odiferous distraction from Epstein, Iran, and all the rest of Agent Orange’s messes. #Iran #Epstein #cagematch #UFC #WhiteHouse
This arch is the looniest idea yet. The king of the golden toilet is the shittiest human (questionable) being ever to disgrace our 250-year old country.
As a public service, and as an exercise of truth in the marketplace, here is a newly revised profile for the sovereign dynasty of Trumpistan. Potential investors and visitors, take heed — let the buyer beware!
Picking up where #StephenColbert left off, here’s a short little jab mocking the Creature-in-Chief and his alleged deal-making prowess. #Iran rages on, while Gillman plays with his balls(room).
