Christian Petersen

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i love goblins i make video games i'm @raevpet on all the platforms reluctantly located in belgium he/they

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Christian Petersen@raevpet· 16d

Christian Petersen@raevpet· 17d

I en fucking nøddeskal

The "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" hotdog costume meme

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jul 15

Ranged Touch shows propagate by superliminal messagesing alone.

Lt. LT Smash yells from a window at Lenny and Carl to listen to Shelved By Genre

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jun 25

Screenshot of the first result on a Duck Duck Go image search for "enormous y" picturing a large metal Y with the caption "Huge Vintage Industrial Zinc Letter Y, Czechoslovakia 1950s For Sale at ..." underneath it

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jun 24

I am told it is #makeaterriblecomicday so here you go It's hot today

Six panel comic drawn crudely in ballpoint pen on low quality tan stationary (there are no lines between panels)
Panel one, a sour faced goblin sits in an armchair
Panel two, a fly buzzes above the goblin
Panel three, the goblin attempts to swat at the fly, it misses
Panel four, the goblin sits up a bit and looks frustrated, the fly still buzzes overhead
Panel five, the goblin grunts and inexplicably rolls out of the armchair with the caption "SUDDEN IRRATIONAL GESTURE"
Panel six, the goblin lies on the floor and screams angrily at the fly and at circumstances

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jun 10

Yes.

Screenshot of the original post with most of the text crossed out except "Will British people be insane"

Christian Petersen@raevpet· May 26

Sometimes you eat the bear, and, well

Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski giving sage cowboy advice, he's sporting a big moustache, black leather vest over a grey work shirt and a white cowboy hat. In the background is a yellow, tackily lit out-of-focus bowling alley.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· May 21

Ah, I can answer this one. It's because he was cross bred with a number of different sled dogs to address common genetic issues in large dogs. Unfortunately he also has anxiety.

Lou, a large black and tan Shiloh Shepherd, is splayed across a brown couch and resting his head and right front paw on a baby blue quilt with puffins on it. He looks very sleepy.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· May 20

I think you should all subscribe to @baldurbjarnason.com's newsletter at softwarecrisis.dev for some good ass tech writing and get truly banger paragraphs like this one shoved right into your inbox for zero dollars

"The EU suffers from the double bind of being protectionist of its industries – that’s literally what it’s for – while at the same time explicitly allowing direct attacks on those industries and its single market because the US tech industry – protected by the US and their dominance over the global economy – has broadened the scope of its ambitions to include “everything, everywhere.” If the EU moves to protect their industries they are acting against the technopoly and US hegemony that frames their very understanding of the world. At the same time their very reason for existence is the protection of their local industries and market and allowing their destruction is unthinkable. Neither action is conceivable, hence the double bind. Psychologically, a double bind like this would feel as confusing as being told you have to bite your own arm because the arm misbehaving. Even if it’s correct, even if your arm is indeed misbehaving and biting it is indeed all you can do to stop it, the thought still has the flavour of madness."

Christian Petersen@raevpet· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

Judith Butler in a leather jacket looking badass

Christian Petersen@raevpet· May 14

Vegeta, in Super Saiyan mode, looks at his phone, with contempt and revulsion for the disgusting smattering of exclaves that is the Baarle-Hertog municipality.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Apr 10

thinken about her miss her

Same picture as in the quoted post, but with the top label replaced.

70s sci-fi pic of a glowing green pyramid in the distance and a dark foreground with people in robes carrying torches winding through a desolate landscape towards the pyramid.

The pyramid is labeled "dundee 24hr bakery" and the robed people are labeled "me and de fellas"

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Apr 4

admittedly I get to play this one on easy mode, but it lines up and I had this read to me every night as a kid

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Mar 18

sometimes I wish that I could show my ancestors that I live with a big dumb wolf

Lou, a very fluffy black and tan shiloh shepherd, is posing regally on top of a blanket in a red one and a half seater IKEA chair in our living room. He has a dumb look on his face as he stares just past the camera, head empty.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Mar 12

"While the state of things may seem dire lately, there's a lot of optimism to be found about the future of the games industry at this year's GDC"

That one survivorship bias plane diagram

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Mar 1

The world is piss but I took my family for a bullshit little walk. It's March 1st. Spring has sprung. Sun is out. Lambs are out here being cute. The tussilago are in full bloom. Truly a lovely spring walk. Some stuff is ok some of the time.

Two lambs are in a meadow with their mother.

Two lambs are in a meadow with their mother. They are staring into the camera while their mother grazes.

A lamb feeds in a meadow as its mother has her face by its little butt.

Some bright yellow coltsfoot in bloom on a bed of dark underbrush. A few green blades of grass are visible between the dark withered leaves on the ground.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 28

Jeg har fixet den.

Hvorfor angriper de nå?

USA har angrepet som følge av fohandlingsposisjoner.
- Selv om det har vært vanskelig å skjønne akkurat hva de sier

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 26

The answer to the favorite album cover question changes depending on the day you ask, but this one will always have a special place in my heart, it really captures what doom metal feels like

Conan vs Slomatics split EP cover
Illustration of a horned knight in a fur cape wielding a crude lance and riding a giant snail through a rocky, alien landscape

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 16

sorry, but...

Matt LeBlanc looking like an Irish uncle

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 16

hey I am making a video game about a goblin who works at a library, here is some concept art, it's very early days, but please enjoy goblins

three doodles of a little goblin with a round little body, bat-like rounded ears, a big nose and one huge eye, they look very anxious and shifty
in the first doodle, they are sitting on the ground, in the second one they're walking with a precariously wobbly stack of books held above their head, in the third one, they're just standing still, wringing their hands

four more doodles of the same goblin, in the first one they're walking outsite with a backpack on, in the second one, they're wearing reading glasses and looking at a scroll of some kind while sitting at a table, there is a mug of something hot next to them, in the third one, they're sweeping a floor with an old fashioned broom and in the last one, a humanoid shark wearing jeans is saying something in a speech bubble with an image of a book inside of it while the goblin looks up at the shark with their hands on their hips

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 9

lol

Screenshot of a cloud of dots representing bluesky users labeled "Danish Journalists And Public Figures" with my username on the edge of said cloud

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Feb 6

birthday boy

A picture of a tan and dark brown German shepherd with long fur sitting on a tile floor looking straight at the camera.

A picture of a tan and dark brown German shepherd with long fur sitting on a tile floor looking off to the side.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jan 16

redemption 😌

My hand holding a yellow wooden block in the shape of a W

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jan 13

This morning my 2 year old pointed at me and exclaimed "cuck!" and later she reached into her toy chest and walked over to hand me this.

My hand holding a light blue wooden block shaped like the letter L.

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jan 11

@smolanalyst.bsky.social and I saw it being labeled the ugliest city in the world and so we immediately decided to like it. We drove there specifically to go to Primark and buy cool ass Gudetama bedsheets and we also found a Dunkies there and bought some mugs.

Picture of a bed with yellow and blue bedsheets featuring the Sanrio character Gudetama

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Jan 7

We have invented a technology to stick a thing onto a wall with enough force that millions of elderly and movement impaired trust their lives with it every single day so WHY THE FUCK WILL NO ONE SELL ME A SHOWER CADDY THAT CAN HOLD ONE (1) SHAMPOO BOTTLE WITHOUT PATHETICALLY SLIDING DOWN THE WALL???

Product image of a plastic safety handle for showers, three small images on the left show it in various placements by a shower, bathtub, and toilet, respectively, the first two also show a hand gripping it, and a larger image on the right shows a clear view of the product on a white background

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Dec 28

my shithead guardian angels watching me about to fuck up again

Two very simply painted ceramic angels with a sly look of anticipation on their faces photographed from below

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Dec 27

A frame from Junji Ito's Tomie of a young boy looking miserable

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Dec 21

Picture of Richard Ayoade as Dean Learner in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place - he is dressed and styled identically to the character in the quoted screenshot

Christian Petersen@raevpet· Dec 20

Being informed by @smolanalyst.bsky.social that our village in fact has a population of less than 1800