This is the one I listened to! Apologies, I got the authorship wrong in the original post.

First I'm hearing of him but yeah, seems like a not cool guy

This is really tearing me up inside. So many trans women live here and more keep coming because they know we're here and that we look out for each other. The world is so cruel.

I don't think anyone on this train knows my message got 8 laugh reacts in the group chat this morning.

trangener

Bruh I cannot believe I fucking look like this now

Hey, ho, the Wind and the Rain

"has voting third party ever kept a republican out of office before?" "no, those voters always delude themselves into thinking this is the year the third party candidate finally wins...

Fact checked:

I kind of love how these pajama bottoms make it look like I have thunder thighs. It's very mommy.

Here's a better one. I hate to dishonor my queen.

Yeah totally different hair textures. Nicole Kidman's natural hair is more similar to mine, though it's a bit kinkier, I think.

Is this her?

Preparing to enter my MILF era (turning 30 in a month).

Spike Jonze predicted this in 2013.

BTW, I got FFS.

They all do

Nice and quiet now.

Fuck it, why not

I am now playing Pajama Sam in bed on what is essentially a Game Boy on steroids. Feels like my entire life has led up to this moment.

EEEEEEEE

Wow, not only is this movie in 4K UltraHD, but it's *also* in 4K UltraHD.

They're putting protein in the water that turns the frickin frogs jacked.

Now seated

Execute Order 6-7

Now seated

These are not mints, these are just candy.

Been waiting all year for this.

Now watching. This movie kinda slaps. Die Hard with Santa who's also basically John Wick and a splash of Home Alone for good measure. Some genuine laugh out loud moments, too. I imagine this would have been a fun theater-going experience when it came out.

Looking at this cover for National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation like "you're not my real dad!"