Reposting since I’m drunk and thinking about d*ck

Ok fine, twist my arm

Finally starting to think my back injury weight is looking good on me 😛

New roomie for the week and his only hobbies are laying down and eating (we’re twins)

My Saturday: Deep cleaned my whole house, smoked a blunt, drinking a cut water, this dinner, and movies / video games until I’m sleepy - name a better Saturday

Foggy mirror post shower knew the assignment 😶‍🌫️

Hose is contained, but unsure for how much longer 🧑‍🚒🚒🧯

Wedding time ✅

Drinking my first Diet Pepsi someone text Addison Rae

Let’s make it a good week gay people in my phone

Run done, time for a steak dinner

Time for a little trail run

Monochromatic Monday or whatever everyone says

I love being a guncle so much ❤️

When I say I’m a Justin Bieber fan this is what I mean

Tbh black and white photos will always hit harder than color - I don’t make the rules

When you fall onto the bed getting out of the shower

Wearing blue tonight

Feeling very called out

Post shower bed time photo

Time for club volleyball

Had to make sure I still looked cute on camera since I rearranged my work setup 😛

Don’t worry everyone, there’s a 2nd (poorly cut) pizza

Everyone say homemade pizza

POV, you see me commuting to the office for the first time this year

My 5th pic was my party boy vibe. I liked my chest in the second pic but I look like an alien 😭 so I went with the first pic 😎

POV: you’re looking at my Hinge profile

Me remembering what Nicki Minaj use to sound like because I’ll never hear that dumb bitch’s music again

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

Can you tell I wore these shoes to the dark room bar last night