Ramblez

@ramblejack

Nihilistically depressed artist, writer, dream eater, professional drama queen, and Connoisseur of Grim, Gothic, Surreal and Fantastic aesthetics. I also have a Newgrounds but I don't post there anymore.

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Ramblez@ramblejack· 9d

I understand but at the same time I'm kind of worried

typing into google: How Do you get and the auto suggested searches include a lot of diseases which makes me feel very concerned but also kinda happy people are looking up how to protect themselves

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Ramblez@ramblejack· Jun 27

There. It's a badger. Actually, I wanted to make a minimalist crafting survival game with it before. The problem with that is that I don't have the skills to make a game, let alone a survival crafting game. So, it's probably just gonna sit as a silly concept

Badger fursona. holding a hacket, wearing green sweatpants, and wearing a brown backpack

Ramblez@ramblejack· Jun 18

Guys... I think I just got an idea

Image with the MP3 of ONE MORE TIME (CLUB MIX) by Daft Punk selected from a list. A descriptor hover window lists that the song is exactly 8 minutes long

A screenshot of the wiki describing the Day 39 event featuring the Rozital mothership. This event lasts 8 real-life minutes.

Ramblez@ramblejack· Jun 10

We hadn't spoken in over a year since he let the neo-nazi incels run his server into the ground, and this is the first thing he messages me. Not "Hi, how are you?" Not "Hey, I'm sorry you got bullied by the incels." Not even "Hey! I missed you, please come back."

Ramblez@ramblejack· Jun 6

superfog rolls in, but you so high, they think you're just hot-boxing #VotV

Ramblez@ramblejack· Jun 4

dude, I went to do the 7-skull ritual at Stonehenge, and I found this weird Orb thing. I can't move it, but it's got flashing red runes on it. #VotV #PonderingOrb #VoicesOfTheVoid

Ramblez@ramblejack· May 15

Ramblez@ramblejack· May 14

A second Boar has hit the tower... Eventually I'm just going to cover this thing #VotV

In Voices of the Void, Dr. Kel has captured 2 Grayboars and attached them to the Radio tower using the signature hook tool... there is nothing stopping him from hanging more boars from the tower...

Ramblez@ramblejack· May 14

indeed Xo3

Ramblez@ramblejack· May 11

I did it AGAIN! #VotV

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 29

Okay... this is the one Auto correct has made me laugh. and I am SO tempted to leave this is as a joke now

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 29

This is probably going to sound narcissistic, but my favorite thing about this silly fic is the fights between Gordon Freeman and the Narrator. Man is ungovernable and I'm here for it

“Okay, I’m bored now,” the gray announced, as he suddenly pushed open the giant doors. When the threshold was ajar, everyone froze. A deafening silence had overtaken the-” Holy shit! Will you get a load of this guy, Kelly,”

Ehem… Gordon, please.

“That outfit! Jesus, Dude! Did you lose your gimp at Fet-CON? Seriously, you’re making me suffocate with that much leather you got on,”

Gordon… please stop.

“Oh, and for the record, Darth Vader called. He wants his loud-ass, rebreather back,”

Okay… Fine… We’ll do it your way then.

“Naw, I’m done. You can continue,”

I hate you…

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 23

FUCK YOU!! *dry-cleans your robes

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 22

AAAAAAHH! I fucking hate weight painting sooo much

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 21

Sloadier Sload. gonna fix the sea Sload next

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 21

Teeth

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 20

I decided to go back and fix a model for a Playable Sload mod again. I love the mod, but it always bothered me how the hands weren't rigged properly and how the textures didn't match the Sload in the concept arts

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 13

All but one of these goobers share the same universe. I also included some short blurbs for context

Flint: Deleted from her world, discovered she's half-troll, and has anger issues

Victor Ramirez: Deleted his world while trying to save it. Became a Lich

Gazlow: Shaggoth clown that was created when an ancient race ascended to godtier

Sebastien: read from the Black Book and bound himself to an eldrich god

Dr. Killborne: Makes creatures and monsters out of flesh because he doesn't want to do housework

Thorngor: left his clan to build robots and machine, and loves guns and explosives

Howard Ramirez: murdered a lot of folks, read the Black Book and became a malevolent GOD

Alehastur: King of the undead. At war with a fascist dictator

Malgoloth: created the Black Book to end the cycle of dreaming up the universe

Billy Ramirez: his world literally exploded, but he got saved by a clown god

Valery V. Hinrich: got tricked by an ugly boy and his magic puppet, got sent to another world and falls in love with a king

Yorgniith: Woke up when the world was ending, and fell in love with a nurse who killed her own stalker

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 7

Hey @katemarblez.bsky.social just letting you know, you may or may not have influenced this Xo3

Broken spears and stone clubs littered the ground along with multiple footprints. Amongst the debris, a black leather glove, similar to what Golox wore. Dr. Kel picked up the glove, pinching it between the tips of his fingers, as he nibbled on the tip of his thumb. “Hmmm… based on the evidence from the crime scene, it looks like there was a struggle. According to my deduction reasoning says… you are 35.12% likely to be Kira.”

“Wha-WHAT?!”

“Whoops! Wrong series! Gordon, I think our alien has been abducted.”

Ramblez@ramblejack· Apr 4

I'm sure this totally won't turn into a fire hazard.

The break room from Voices of the Void has had the tables removed and is now filled with point mining rigs with the caption reading "I'm sure this totally won't turn into a fire hazard."

Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 24

Forever immortalized with this. Angry tumblr troll baby lives forever in my heart

Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 23

I'm immediately thinking of this scene I wrote a while back

Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 22

here's my radioactive Ariral Short. he be eatin the walmart shrimp

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Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 18

Hommies that think VotV can run on a phone, have clearly never seen me struggle trying to get it to run on a potato with single processing core and less than 8gigs of RAM

A screencap of the processing station from Voices of the Void with the resolution turned all the way down and the antialiasing turned off. The image vaguely looks like if you made a GameBoy Advanced (GBA) port of the game

Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 13

Stop teasing me WOMEN!!

Ramblez@ramblejack· Mar 3

like this?

Ramblez@ramblejack· Feb 28

Okay, I might be outing myself here, but when you said "mint" my autism immediately thought of this.