the melley

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(she/her) mostly retweeted stuff i like and/or hate, with occasional cat pictures and personal bitching

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the melley@randomthursday· Jul 9

two answers come to mind 1) cy twombly's fifty days at iliam. partially because i had to write a paper on it in high school but also the fact that this guy got paid to draw dicks and red smears on canvas with crayon. also i think about it every time i get my period

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 27

i don't know why "Freddie Mercury" is trending and leading to #caturday but i'm here for it

Snook, a stripy cat with a white undercarriage, is taking up the human's spot on an unkempt, mismatched bed, and looking up at the human like "yes? what are you going to do about it?" even though she weighs eight pounds and can be lifted with one hand.

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 26

i have died in the tutorial

a screenshot from the final character creation of Avowed, showing Chad, a noble scion elven godlike with glowy eyes, a crystal mohawk, and a magnificent mustache

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 22

New pen day because souvenirs are a valid excuse

A TWSBI iris (rainbow) vac pen in its fancy packaging

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 18

I bring toe beans from Skittles

A stripy cat is sleeping on a pink chair, but the photograph is focused on his white foot, which has pink toe beans with a black spot.

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 16

it is Snook's birthday (as recorded at the vet). She is 17 today

A stripy cat with a white undercarriage and pink toe beans looking very silly

the melley@randomthursday· Jun 10

Skittles, a stripy cat, sleeps on a pink chair. His white legs are sprawled and his pink toe beans (with a single black bean) are clearly visible. His generous primordial pouch rests comfortably on his leg.

the melley@randomthursday· May 29

and the entirety of Inspirational Skeletor

you aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing, says a man doing Something with a chair

the melley@randomthursday· May 19

This is a cat picture check point. Relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

Skittles and Snook, two stripy cats with white undercarriage, are sharing a heating pad. Snook is neatly loafed on one edge and Skittles is sitting up with his butt against her.

the melley@randomthursday· May 18

Geordi from Star Trek: The Next Generation warns against evangelizing religion and suggests that you evangelize the humble and beautiful hyrax instead.

the melley@randomthursday· May 15

If you see this, post a Star Trek.

Riker (with beard) from Star Trek: The Next Generation asks Worf: what does qa'pla even mean tho? Worf answers "live laugh love"

the melley@randomthursday· May 14

Snook, a stripy brown cat with white undercarriage, sits prettily in a round bed. There is a bright sunbeam across her face. She is squinting so she looks very grumpy but is actually very happy.

the melley@randomthursday· May 12

I love when they sleep like that.

Snook, a brown stripy cat with a white undercarriage, sleeps on her back so that her fangs are visible.

the melley@randomthursday· May 4

the face of a creature who expects me to get up and refresh the crunchies even though she's sitting on me

a stripy cat with a white chest and stripe on her face and a dainty pink nose loafs on the photographer, staring meaningfully

the melley@randomthursday· Apr 30

What the fuck happened while I was napping

"It looks like you're in Europe. As part of laws in your region, we need you to confirm how you'd like to use threads." User is in the pacific northwest US and is very confused

the melley@randomthursday· Apr 27

W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

a doorstop, still in its packaging but being successfully used as a doorstop, captioned "laziness: just a derogatory word for efficiency"

the melley@randomthursday· Apr 27

oh found a picture of that dagger. they're both equally cursed, just different flavors

a large dagger/small sword in a plastic scabbard with a creepy face on it and some other decorative metal? plastic? trim. it's laying on a chair with black and white chevron stripes and has a cross-stitch hamster next to it

the melley@randomthursday· Apr 27

I was going to say it's a (not-very-sharp) dagger with a face on it that neither my husband nor I remember acquiring, but we can't find it anymore, so instead I'll say it's this motherfucker