Ranryu

@ranryu

I'll write a better one of these later, if I remember. In the meantime: I'm a Knicks fan, an FFXIV casual, and a HoloLive dabbler. He/they

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Ranryu@ranryu· Jul 7

Another allegation has hit the Nazi

George W. Bush being informed about 9/11 image

Ranryu@ranryu· Jul 6

The chess move in question:

Diagram of a chess board, with the white pieces at the top and the black pieces on the bottom. All pieces are in their starting positions except for the white king's pawn, which is at e4, and the black king's pawn, which is at e6. There is a yellow arrow indicating movement that is extending from the black pawn's starting square into the square it is currently occupying

Ranryu@ranryu· Jul 2

Kissed them on the cheek, right? Right??

An MS Painting of Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekick, Tails, looking very stressed out. It is from the fan web-comic "Tails Gets Trolled"

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 22

A lot of people actually know one specific quote from Godot, they just don't know that's where it comes from because they learned it from Buff Luigi

An illustration of a roided-out Luigi, Super Mario's brother, with "fuck me" eyes looking over his shoulder at the viewer. Superimposed over his massive back (with visible thong straps) is the phrase "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth," which is a quote from Samuel Beckett's play, "Waiting for Godot"

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 17

Hear me out

Poster for the 1996 movie "Kazaam," starring Shaquille O'Neal

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 14

A photo of Jalen Brunson, smiling, with pixel sunglasses pasted over his eyes

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 8

Burgers

A red background the color of ketchup. On the left is the phrase "I'd hit it," written at a slant in white, all capital letters. On the right is a picture of a double cheeseburger with pickles. It's cropped from the infamous McDonald's advertisement for their dollar menu

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 2

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 1

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Blue sky educational series"

Ranryu@ranryu· Jun 1

Average Knicks fan:

An illustration: on one side, a screaming red face wearing a Knicks hat above the text "give me harder battles." On the other side, an illustration of Jesus, looking concerned, above the text "what the fuck."

Ranryu@ranryu· May 31

You were wrong about one thing, though; biggest game of the season was the NBA Cup 😉

Tip-off of the NBA Cup championship game between the Knicks and Spurs, the two teams who will be meeting in the proper Finals

Ranryu@ranryu· May 30

Grand Wizard Wakka just has some concerns about the Al Bhed

The face of Wakka from Final Fantasy 10 photoshopped onto an illustration of a Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, holding a blitzball with a bunch of sports trophies behind him

Ranryu@ranryu· May 29

Jalen Brunson doing his three point celebration, which looks suspiciously like the shocker

Ranryu@ranryu· May 29

@ufw.bsky.social are you sure you want to be following someone who supports Islamaphobia?

Ranryu@ranryu· May 28

FUCK

Shams Charania post from the ESPN app. "New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable on his return, sources tell ESPN."

Ranryu@ranryu· May 26

He peaked in Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire tbh

Kevin Hart dressed as a warlock, standing in a spell casting pose

Ranryu@ranryu· May 24

She probably enjoyed it

Taylor Swift in a Knicks jersey holding a basketball while on the floor at Madison Square Garden, standing between Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e Stoudemire

Ranryu@ranryu· May 23

It means they're gonna win

Ranryu@ranryu· May 17

Have you seen his husband, Teddy? (Aka Hulkling) He's a shapeshifter (half Skrull) and the king of space

Ranryu@ranryu· May 17

Stylized text: Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion, the thrilling Storm Blood expansion, and player favorited Shadow Bringers expansion up to level 80 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
Attribution: @HatashHyrunashi F. F. 14 Fan fest 2026

Ranryu@ranryu· May 5

He would be proud

A photo of a Japanese landscape with the ghost of Shinzo Abe looming over the horizon. At the top are the words "have sex," and in the bottom right corner is the phrase "see you space cowboy..."

Ranryu@ranryu· May 4

Jarrett Allen's future if he sees Mitchell Robinson in the ECF

Picture of Cleveland Cavaliers center Jarrett Allen with the quote, "the lights were brighter than expected ."

Ranryu@ranryu· May 3

Basketball shorts looked like this because showing your knees was gay

A basketball player in a Milwaukee Bucks uniform from the early 2000s. The shorts extend four to six inches past his knees, to signal that he wasn't gay

Ranryu@ranryu· May 2

This you?

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 28

Just a heads up but there's an extra L in Melo's name in the sub-header. (It's fine through the rest of the article, though)

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 15

Tumblr post from classically-lit-memes4u:

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods"

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 9

The "tonight's episode: the writer's barely-disguised fetish" meme, with the "barely-disguised" crossed out so that it just says "the writer's fetish"

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 8

You're the only one talking about water consumption, buddy

Screenshot of the "I like pancakes." "So you hate waffles?" tweet

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 8

Someone else replying to Serwer reached essentially that answer, but that also falls apart to the obvious follow-up question:

Ranryu@ranryu· Apr 6