“Stop now, engine driver. My little legs are getting tired.”

“I’ve had a ride on the truck. Now I want a ride on the seed tr . . . Perhaps not!”

“Move over, please.”

“I’ll just finish these seeds, driver, then we’ll go for a spin around the block. Ok?”

“ * * * * ! ”

“You don’t need all your seeds. I’ll have some of them as well as my own.” “Greedy pig!”

“They said that I look fat, but look at the size of him!”

“Let’s race to see who finishes their seeds first.”

“I’ve waddled on the wrong side of the train. I’ll go back. No, I won’t. Too thirsty.”

“Oh, dear!”

“Wow! Seed Helicopter. That’s great!”

#WoodPigeons “Thanks, engine driver. Really appreciate this during this heatwave.”

#WoodPigeons “Glad we have seeds and plenty of water this hot weather.”

#WoodPigeons “Phew, it’s hot. That’s a lovely breeze on me while I’m pecking.”

#WoodPigeons “Wow, luv! Where’ve you been for the last few weeks?” “Where d’ya think? Trying to hatch eggs! Now it’s a matter of feeding squabs!”

#WoodPigeons “Hey, pal. If you see my wife, please tell her I’m waiting for her to come back home.”

#WoodPigeons “Coo, luv, coo, luv, coo, luv . . . . . . . . . Oh, dear, no reply.”

#WoodPigeons “Excuse me, Ray. Have you seen my wife here lately? Can’t find her.” “No, sorry. I haven’t seen her for a while.”

#WoodPigeons “I wish my luv would come and peck with me.”

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#WoodPigeons “Goal!! England 2-1 and only a few minutes to go. I’ll peck the seeds off the pitch, then the ref can blow the final whistle.”

#WoodPigeons “Oh, no! July the first already? That means I’ve missed my holiday plane to Seedorf in Germany!”

#WoodPigeons “Excuse me, madam. I wish you wouldn’t run over my seeds.”

#WoodPigeons “Sweating again. Wish I could take off my feathers.”

#WoodPigeons “Ahoy! Seed Boat has arrived.”

#WoodPigeons “This water is lovely to my feet while I’m pecking.”

#WoodPigeons “Coo, coo!! Two seed and water waggons. Great.”

#WoodPigeons “This is five star service in this hot weather. Thanks engine drivers.”

#WoodPigeons “I’m waiting for my wife to play this pigeon game with me.” YouTube: Telford Pigeons 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uxz...