razorbunz
@razorbunz
punk as fuck [derogatory] ⭐️ detroit city ⭐️
Maybe a trash take, but I legit love Trump's drawings. The vibes are a combo of Wesley Willis and John Wayne Gacy with a minimalist twist born of impatience and madness. It's also interesting to me that he only does New York skylines and never people (except the one time lol)
Happy Independence Day cuz fuck kings. Speaking of which, my wife made some Molotov cocktail earrings. 🇺🇸
I don't know how folks refer to the second of three threes, but this three:
My man got himself a whole-ass slice of pepperoni pizza. It's 8:30am and he's already won the day.
Never forget that a business' primary responsibility is not to its customer, but to its shareholders.
Our main line clogs every year and it costs like $350 to get it fixed. This year when the basement toilet stopped flushing (always the first sign here) I grabbed some of this stuff and it actually legit worked! Back to normal in 48 hours and saved $339.
Sweat drips from my brow and falls upon my trembling hands. A blood vessel pops in my eye and time stops as I whisper "wholetthecatoutofthebag... wholetthecatoutofthebag..." The cat does not move. He does not want me to make my joke. "... wholetthecatoutofthebag..." The cat turns to stone. I die.
Listen, google - I know everyone's excited to launch their own AI assistants but Gemini probably could've used a few more minutes in the oven.
This is the default amount of ketchup. If you didn't either open or finish a bottle today, then this is how much ketchup you have right now.
Just a reminder that if you call these Cup O' Noodles, you may be right, but you are incorrect.
James Acaster - Repertoire (Netflix) This is the first show(s) of Acaster I've ever seen (the special is actually four separate hour-long shows) and I'm positively smitten. This is some absolutely genius-level art full stop. It came out in 2018 and I'm mad at myself for waiting so long to watch it.