Jo | RazorwireRose

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Sometimes known to write things. Word wrangler by day, word mangler by night. Weightlifting loser who loves to play with swords and swim in lakes. History and folklore nerd. AuDHD. All too human.

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Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· 9d

Yesterday my best friend and near constant companion, Jynx, was put to sleep. Jynx was like a Pokémon. She followed me everywhere, helped in daily activities, and slept next to me most nights. She was chatty and charmed everyone she met, and melted the most avid dog peoples’ hearts. I am bereft.

A picture of a fluffy black cat with white socks attacking an agapanthus plant playfully

A picture of a black fluffy cat with white socks laying on a desk in front of a gaming setup. In the foreground is me, my keyboard on my lap to make room for Jynx. My hand is on the mouse under her head.

A picture of a black fluffy cat with white paws, white whiskers, white socks, and green eyes. She is sat comfortably on an old leather sofa.

A selfie of a black fluffy cat cuddled up on the chest of her owner. The cat is looking playfully at the owner.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· 14d

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· 18d

Just bought a Switch 2 and a 6 pack of Fab lollies. Friday night sorted 👌

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· 26d

I’ve had some health stuff happening using some scary words & lots of recent surgeries/procedures. Management is taking over my life right now, and diet is a significant form of treatment. Some days eating within the rigid dietary restrictions is overwhelming. Today was not one of those days.

A plate with spicy sushi rice, two tea stained eggs, roasted paprika sweetcorn and a smashed cucumber salad all sprinkled with sesame seeds.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· 27d

Alan Rickman’s Galaxy Quest character saying the infamous line “By Grabthar’s Hammer… what a savings”

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jul 8

So glad it’s Wednesday then 😒

A fortune cookie paper that reads “Tuesday is your lucky day enjoy it”

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jul 3

Selenium-75 tablet. For medical science!

Mr Burns from The Simpsons is in the woods with a radioactive glow.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 27

Forgot them in the car while unpacking the shopping 😫

A six pack of cans of diet lemonade that have exploded. The tops of the tins have burst open, and the tins that haven’t opened are still bulging and distorted

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 26

Fuck off big storm over the North Sea right now

Screen grab of a lightning map showing a storm over the North Sea. If it was over land it would stretch from Leeds to Edinburgh

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 23

Lasted all of five minutes begging the dog not to sit in direct sunlight before I tapped out and we just came indoors. Despite having a nice shady bed and cool water bowl she was determined to toast herself to a crisp.

A small white chihuahua sits beneath an old garden bench. She’s artfully laying around the shade of a large umbrella and looking quizzically off camera.

The garden around the bench is in full bloom, and looks lush despite the current London heatwave.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 21

Yeah. It’s a stunner.

A deep brown slice of Guinness chocolate cake topped with a soft cream cheese frosting. It’s named for the addition of Guinness in the batter, and because the deep brown cake contrasted with the soft cream top looks like a pint of Guinness.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 20

Am I melting cooking a cake in this weather? Yes. But it’s a Guinness chocolate cake so I feel that it’s well worth it.

A sauce pot on a burner. It is filled with Guinness beer and melting butter. It’s being stirred by a silicone spoon.

The same saucepan on a hob, only now it’s full of a thick, unctuous brown and bubbly cake batter. A whisk is suspended over the batter with thick drops falling from it.

A silicone muffin case holds a dark and rich small brown Guinness chocolate muffin. This is a small taster from the leftover batter of the main cake.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 16

Please witness Ralph.

An all black domestic medium hair cat is lying in a basket asleep. Both his front arms are stuck up in the air in a v shape making it look like he is waving his paws in the air.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 10

No thoughts. Good vibes only.

A close up of the 1996 special Pikachu plush from the Pokémon centre. It appears as though he is looking just off camera and smiling wryly.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 10

They have arrived

The special edition 1996 black and white Pikachu plush and matching Pikachu keychain sit on a yellow Pikachu blanket.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 8

2026 is trolling me I swear. Honestly would have lost it without the NHS though. Thanking my lucky stars.

The Merry and Pippin second breakfast meme, but the text reads “we’ve had one, yes. What about second abdominal surgery?”

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Jun 7

An attempt was made but it isn’t having it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· May 31

Picked up the cutest Chinese Oreos from the asian market and they are delicious. The biscuit has a super fudgy taste.

The packet is open showing five Oreo’s inside. The cream inside is two tone. White for the traditional cream flavour, and brown for chocolate.

Four Oreo’s balanced on a hand. From left to right they show a character reaching for a star on the first cookie. On the second is a lighthouse surrounded by stars. The third is a character in a witches hat with a star-topped magic wand. The further cookie has a picture of Saturn.

The inside of the Oreo - the top half of the cream filling is white, and the bottom half a chocolatey brown.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· May 30

Aforementioned dog tax

A small white stag-head chihuahua with big brown eyes stares up at the camera. She is sat on a Grogu blanket.

A small white stag-head chihuahua stands in a garden staring sassily at the camera. Her head is cocked to the side, her ears and her tail perked up in interest.

A small white stag-head chihuahua looks slightly off camera with an expressive face.

A small white stag-head chihuahua lays in a sun spot on a sofa. She is lying on a black and white star covered blanket.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· May 30

Am I a sucker for a bit of Grogu merch? Yes, I am. Namely because he reminds me so much of my dog who has equally big eyes and ears. These new little blind box ‘Snack Attack’ figurines are freaking adorable.

A small Grogu blind box figuring of Grogu eating noodle soup off a spoon.

A bottle of Robinsons ‘Mango-Lorian Blast’ flavour squash. The liquid inside is a bright green and filled with edible glitter to make it look like a mystical potion.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· May 7

Honestly nothing feels better that the post-fent recovery tea and biscuits. 👌

A small cup of tea and a packet of digestive biscuits on a tray at the end of a hospital bed

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· May 7

This garden was my mum’s pride and joy. She had such an eye for garden design and it’s still looking amazing years after she was last able to tend to it.

A lilac/hot pink Clematis climbs an old brick wall. It’s bathed in early morning sunlight.

An incredibly pale lilac coloured rose in full bloom is turned towards the rising sun.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 25

Ah man I’ve needed an evening like this for the longest time. ☀️

An elderly black cat relaxes in a persons arms, her face turned peacefully towards the sun. Her eyes a closed and she looks incredibly chilled. Behind her is a bright vibrant garden of green with small bursts of spring blooms.

A white chihuahua looks happily over her shoulder as she sits on a lush green lawn enjoying the last of the suns light. A lens flare looks like she’s sat directly in a sunbeam. Behind her is a garden in bloom, including nearby Forget Me Nots.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 25

🤩 Garden is waking up again

Soft white and pink apple blossom on a branch of bright green spring leaves

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 22

Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 👎 All credit to @jordandevries.com for the alternate build on this one.

A Lego version of Rocky from Project Hail Mary stands on top of a LEGO box for set 76217 (Infinity Saga Groot). It is doing jazz hands in celebration.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 22

Did I just empty all the bags in at once? Yes. Is it chaos? Yes. But trust the process.

An unidentifiable Lego set box is open with all the pieces jumbled inside

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 22

Please witness Ralph beans

A very close up shot of a black cat paw with a very small flash of white fur between toe beans

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 18

Please witness Ralph.

A black cat sits awkwardly on a star-covered black blanket. Behind him is a bright window, making him look like he has a glow around him. His eyes are half closed and his tongue is stuck hanging out.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 13

This sugar crash is going to be monumental 🥤🍿

A hand holding a large icee drink in a clear plastic cup with a read and white straw, and a large box of popcorn balanced between a persons knees. In the background is an empty cinema screen.

Jo | RazorwireRose@razorwirerose· Apr 4

Second abdominal surgery in two years and I promise you nothing tastes better than the post-fentanyl tea and biscuits