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@realpurplehours
nsfw alt or something or another. 18+ or begone lalafells are adults i have no clue how often this thing will be touched at all
(cw: petrification) If you're going to be frozen solid in one position for a while, you might as well make yourself comfortable!
Ahh, so you're here for the private show? Well, you better get comfortable then.
yfw you're out doing some cosmic exploration when you stumble upon her
(CW: Twinning TF, implied cooking) It must get very busy at the Bismarck. Luckily @grade5cookpot.bsky.social is always prepared with another way to... acquire fresh ingredients in a pinch ;)
She's just taking some time to relax and take it easy...
For my next trick I'm going to need one volunteer from the audience! So, who will the lucky one be?
I can't promise I'll ever *do* anything, but it's fun to ask and you never know!
I don't remember this statue being out here in the garden... Now that she understands how the spell works, she might as well take on some more... artistic poses if she wants to take a little mental vacation.
(cw: petrification) You have to be a lot more careful before you start just reading spells from a mysterious book you find... (messing around with something different for fun. a little sloppy but figuring stuff out!)
Meet her in the alleyway and she'll have a gift just for you~
Sometimes you accidentally mess up a magic trick and end up naked on stage. The tricky part then is acting like everything is still going according to plan... the show must go on after all!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that someone talked her into playing strip triple triad, or the fact that she thought she could win.
i absolutely cannot promise i'll be any good at this bandwagon but might as well throw my not so proverbial hat in the ring
what better way to spice things up than post a completely sfw photo on the nsfw account ...i don't get it either
Ladies and Gentlemen, for my next trick, I'll make YOUR clothes disappear!
So she definitely wasn't expecting the new boss mechanic where your clothes get deleted mid fight. That one took her by surprise.