Hanako☆花子

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Genderfucked plural mess of a system 🔞 I post/like basically anything ｢She/It｣ is fine most of the time Languages: 🇺🇸English 🔰🇯🇵日本語 PFP by @jetta.cat

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Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Jun 8

Just got back a little bit ago, it fucking destroyed me and @lambdaduck.bsky.social

a gummigoo plush in front of a fully lit theater with the projector still off before the show

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· May 29

I have to share this, I can't let this go forgotten I have managed to enounter the worst possible FFXIV party, one so bad I managed to lose my cool despite the fact that I am usually one of the most patient healers I know because I don't want to cause conflict and I want to help players grow

Hanako — 11:14 PM
I just had the worst possible fucking queue on Trial: Mothercrystal
the other sage never used a shield skill even once
both tanks got hit by Hydaelyn's Ray
(Raidwide gradual AoE (stand at edge of AoE)) multiple times and got one shot, I probably did 20 fucking rezes, no DPS could resist the orange puddles, mentors doing mentor things
you'd think we just dropped a bunch of level 15s in this but we were all at least level 90
"The White Boy" — 11:17 PM
Actual r/talesfromdf moment
Was watching them stream it
Hanako☆花子 — 11:18 PM
and then one of the tanks, that died multiple times, while I revived them specifically at least 3 times, complained that on the 2nd to last stack I stayed off the stack intentionally because the other sage was so useless that if I went down we would have to restart AGAIN
"The White Boy" — 11:18 PM
I’m actually at a loss for words for how bad that group was
wtf
Hanako — 11:18 PM
and I was low health when I stayed off stack too, because I know a 7/8 stack can survive especially when I fully shield them up
looking at chat now
I got 0 commends
while carrying this party of fucking toddlers
it was like running an entire daycare alone
"no red mage, stop trying to drink the orange puddle"
that was genuinely the most dogshit party I have ever seen
Hanako — 11:25 PM
I'm normally patient with players and will even tend to help and put up with even the most dedicated of floor tanks (not a DRG joke this time), but this time just broke me
how do you get to level 90 and not know how to play the fucking game
did these people all use level and story skips?

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· May 19

I have met the bun boy!!!

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· May 8

Vtuber(s) Vs WoL

A blender render of 8 characters who happen to be both Vtuber avatars and plural headmates of the poster.
Left to right, front row: Pixy, a tall, white haired bunnygirl with a tight fitting tank top and jeans shorts. Sata, an average height yellow haired android in a sleeveless bodysuit. Kalli, a purple haired, mako-green eyed cat girl with a lacey semi-formal outfit and glasses. Alyx, a short blue haired artist kid in a light cyan hoodie with paint splatters all over it. Hanako, a long white haired short girl in a black hoodie. Amia, a long pink haired girl slightly taller than Hanako in a formal school uniform.
Left to right back row: Valerie, a tall girl with dark violet hair and a techwear jacket. Ellie, a tall vampire with dark-crimson hair and yellow eyes in a beige trenchcoat.
They all have varying shades of white skin and are standing in front of a small lake in a forest in north america

A light skinned Mi'qote with short white hair with red highlights. She is wearing a white and leather brown frilly outfit with flowing long sleeves, a skirt, and thigh high boots.

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· May 4

mine is a bit older model, technically 4K capable but they want me to pay some ridiculous license fee to unlock that and its glass makes 1080 look good enough that I didnt bother to upgrade it

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 28

Loving this panel from the 30MP Kita kit instructions

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 20

Its time yet again for us to go live! Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is NOW! Watch at www.twitch.tv/recodedbeans

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 20

This week's stream schedule! Tomodachi on Monday Legends Z-A on Tuesday Kingdom Hearts on Wednesday Free Space Thursday All streams at 7PM EDT and then I'm out of state to be gay until mon-gay! www.twitch.tv/recodedbeans

RecodedBeans Stream Schedule
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream on Monday at 7PM
Pokemon Legends Z-A on Tuesday at 7PM EDT
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5-2.5 ReMIX on Wednesday at 7PM EDT
Free Space on Thursday at 7PM EDT
Then Friday, Saturday, and Sunday no stream due to travel

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 20

Didn't happen on stream, but I did get enough for this game because of my wonderful girlfriend, so tonight's stream game has been decided!

Switch 2 menu icon for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 15

And a version if I just let FFXIV take over for those who want to join in: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 15

Finally did that gaming chart thing!

Its 5am and I'm tired, if someone actually needs this just ask and I'll post one with actual alt text. Sorry

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Apr 13

I have been gifted me!

Magic card: Lynx
Manacost: 1 generic 1 green
Creature — Cat
Forestwalk (If defending player has any forests in play, Lynx can't be blocked.)
Rarely seen, hardly heard, never caught.

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Mar 28

If you see this, post your Vtuber Avatar in lingerie!

Ellie, a vampire with yellow eyes and incredibly dark red hair, in black lacey lingerie with black thighhighs and garter belt and long black gloves

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Mar 26

They sent my ass to Teufort @bocovt.bsky.social

Screenshot of the RED intelligence room of 2Fort with Ellie, a vampire with red hair dark enough to nearly be black, in a discord conversation.
Transcript:
Hanako: They sent me to 2fort
Boco: You've become the intelligence
Hanako: Being fought over by autistic transfems?
(Seriously I swear theres so many trans people playing this game)
Boco: True
you've the metamour that two large polycules are fighting over
Hanako: lol

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Mar 22

Im not a fictive! I say as I accidentally make a perfect recreation of Yoisaki Kanade when trying to make my self in vroid -Hanako

Hanako, rendered in 3D using Vroid, looking suspiciously similar to Kanade from Project Sekai

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Jan 16

A cool thing has been brought to my attention :3

The user that posted this, but with a bunch of tags, including pronouns, the fact that the user is a lynx, and a tag for plurality

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Dec 27

I got stickers

The top cover of a Thinkpad T14s Gen 1 with a variety of stickers.
The stickers include a few stickers from a DJ both with unicorns, a pair of frogs riding a bike with the text "Be gay do crimes", a rainbow sticker that says "Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism", a red and rainbow dragon with a pride flag, a rainbow flag with black text saying "I love my fat gay dog" with love represented by a unicode heart, a holographic sticker with an astronaut over a wireframe globe that says "Black Hills Information Security" and 4 stickers of different original Final Fantasy jobs as cats, being an orange cat in a white mage outfit, a white cat in a red mage outfit, a black cat in a black mage outfit, and an orange cat in fighter armor with a sword.

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Dec 14

Finally "finished" configuring my laptop, got frustrated with how broken Manjaro was compared to other distros and decided I could probably so it better, and themed it to Kagamine Rin while I was at it

KDE Plasma desktop using the Oxygen theme
There is a terminal window called Konsole open with fast fetch having been run showing the laptop is a Thinkpad T14s gen 1 with an AMD chipset running Arch linux
The background is Kagamine Rin in an abstract environment with instruments and audio equipment all around
The cursor is also Kagamine Rin, but in a cute pixel art style

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Dec 6

Though, some look a little silly

Final Fantasy 14 headgear: Bronze Chain Coif on a Miqote, from FFXIV Console Games Wiki https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Bronze_Chain_Coif

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Dec 4

I still wonder, where did this app get the idea that I speak Portuguese, its not in my languages list, I havent used it anywhere, it just appeared. I also dont remember using german here but thats at least possible

Bluesky post language selection menu. it lists the languages Japanese, English, Portuguese, and German.

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Nov 30

I feel bad for just completely 6-0ing this clearly new player, but I swear they dealt more psychic damage to me than my pokemon

In Pokemon TCG Live: a non terastalized duskull that only has psychic energy requirements, with way too much fire energy for something that doesnt need it and a tool that only benefits tera pokemon

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Nov 17

Blue hair, blue tie...

...Hiding in your wifi

A trading card from the TCG Weiss Schwarz, depicting the WxS Hatsune Miku from Project Sekai Colorful Stage hiding behind a wifi router

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Nov 15

Legendary card pulls today

Hanako☆花子@recodedbeans· Nov 12

I love the idea of a new steam machine and its honestly exactly what is needed for further linux adoption and user friendly development But this thing looks like a dell optiplex fucked an xbox