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@rectabdominis

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Abs@rectabdominis· 22d

This guy making eyes at you from across the bar, contrivedly skirting dress codes... You've got his attention alright. How do you intend to keep it? 🎨 @erosdoesadraw.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer

Abs@rectabdominis· May 30

"Get a good whiff, chicken boy. Grew it all out just for you..." 🦖 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @sharkellion.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer

Abs@rectabdominis· May 14

First impressions can be deceiving. When Tsuna got to sit down with Hamza, he found that they have more in common than he thought they would. 🦈 @harrowinghare37.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Abs@rectabdominis· May 9

Shadowboxing in the dark has a way of blurring the lines between one's imagination and reality. 🎨 @crassir.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 26

Sure, I'll do it, too. No OCs, though. I don't wanna make any of you feel bad for getting a pass.

Reply with a character and I'll decide if I'll smash or pass

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 22

And Bluesky staff continue to parade their open contempt for their own userbase. Love to see it.

The aforementioned technical advisor to Bluesky, whom yours truly is blocked by.

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 22

...and, well, let's just say he's in his prime in more ways than one. Guess something or some*one* is occupying his thoughts and motivating him to go "hard" on his sets. 🎨 @wolfybuns.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick #NSFW

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 22

Being in your 40s is no reason to slow down. If anything, Riddick's still well within his prime and making sure to keep it going. 🎨 @wolfybuns.bsky.social #OCArt #Riddick

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 21

April 21 is Riddick's birthday, and the big rhino man has finally hit the big 40! 🎂🍾 The past six-ish years since his debut have been pretty eventful, with plenty of new friends and changes in his life, as well as personal growth. Can't wait to see what else he gets up to in the future!

Abs@rectabdominis· Apr 6

Having a big, durable dragon for stress relief is nice... even if he and his friends are the reason you're stressed in the first place. 👹 @theweirdraptor.bsky.social 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon

Abs@rectabdominis· Mar 30

Here's the screenshot in question.

mumblesplash posts:

no but the ""ai"" boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it's where all the people are and now they're getting rid of the people. like i'm straight up logging off and going to the library there's nothing on here anymore

mumblesplash reblogs:

'here's how to tell if an image is ai' 'signs the person you're talking to is a bot' 'how to tell if a song is ai generated' oh but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside

jedusaur reblogs:

I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemarking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining the everything, I suppose.

Abs@rectabdominis· Mar 13

You do? I didn't see any pinned post when I skimmed through your Patreon earlier at all. Though if you really do and it still keeps happening, I'm starting to think it'd have to take something like this just to stem the tide:

A selection of Patreon tiers. Each one has been expanded with the same all-caps, all-bold paragraph: "PLEASE DO NOT PLEDGE THROUGH THE iOS APP!"

Abs@rectabdominis· Mar 5

See all these stripes? Count 'em. 🎨 @gatorfruitt.bsky.social #OCArt #Mercer

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 27

And here's his (arguably) better half, Idris "Karate Croc" Cruz. His hard life has made him quite the cocky prick, but he's got the skills to back it up. When he's not crashing dojos, he's writing rap songs or working DJ gigs. 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Idris

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 27

Meet Dante "Kendo" Carboni, a hedonistic B-list celebrity who makes good use of his martial arts proficiency to earn money and fame while waiting for his big debut on the silver screen. 🎨 @gemsterarts.bsky.social #OCArt #Kendo

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 19

This is pretty fun (until you completely misremember the saturation amount).

You ranked 27,671 out of 215,987

46.01/50

Suspiciously accurate. We're going to need to see your browser history.

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 14

From the looks of it, Stoat is gonna be the most likely successor, after all. Guess I'll be making an account there pretty soon, then. Poll taken from www.windowscentral.com/software-app...

Switching from Discord? Which app looks best to you?

Stoat 45%
Matrix 15%
TeamSpeak 14%
Other 10%
Steam 10%
Mumble 3%

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 14

Toshu's ready for a long night of lovin'. Are you? (He'll even conjure up some shadows for extra privacy and intimacy) Happy Valentine's! 🎨 @vye-valley.bsky.social #OCArt #Toshu #NSFW

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 14

Gotta love how those bot accounts pretending to be from Gaza are run by cryptobros because of fucking course they are.

A recently-created account named "A Parent's Plea: Save My Family". Its handle contains the domain "cryptoanarchy.network".

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 12

Nicked this from a fellow tiger. 👀

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 8

I did the thing.

Congratulations!!

You are:

Teh Quiz Overlord of DoOm!!1

You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit.

🪩 Pumped Up The Jam
🐕 Dogspotter Extraordinaire
🥔 Potato Powered
🥚 Egg For Rectal Use ONLY
🍦 Creamy Person
🏴‍☠️ Pirate
🥞 Breakfast Appreciator
🍔 Burger Denier
✅ No Mayo
🌶️ Kinky
🗒️ GDPR Right-to-Erasure Exerciser

Abs@rectabdominis· Feb 6

This is where it should be. If you don't see it, it ought to show up when you try to paste an image from your clipboard or a link with an image in its embed. Also see LibreWolf's FAQ, for what little information that provides: librewolf.net/docs/faq/#sh...

Abs@rectabdominis· Jan 30

One style focuses on power and fortitude. The other on speed and elusiveness. Both are devastatingly precise, capable of paving one's way to the top. 🎨 @drag0nher0.bsky.social #OCArt #Rath #Hamza

Abs@rectabdominis· Jan 23

Sol ain't a whore, but that doesn't mean he doesn't secretly enjoy having all his hard work and dedication appreciated — whether it's put into his body or anything else he does. 🎨 @fungiderg.bsky.social #OCArt #Solomon

Abs@rectabdominis· Jan 23

Just turned 30 a couple months ago. 🐯

Abs@rectabdominis· Jan 10

When you mix jeet kune do with natural feline agility, you get kicks as fast as bullets, battering you as rapidly as a jackhammer. 🎨 @lordrex.bsky.social #OCArt #Hamza

Abs@rectabdominis· Jan 2

Nice to meet you. I'm cough medicine.

A tweet by Funkaar (@Sabeenahmad1).

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm swimming pool.

Abs@rectabdominis· Dec 10

David's opponents come to him to lose, but that doesn't mean they don't get to put on a show of their own. And Xiao *definitely* understood the assignment. 🐯 @dawuffer.bsky.social 🎨 @vnix69.bsky.social #OCArt #David

Abs@rectabdominis· Dec 6

Oh nice, just found out that Proton gives you a free extra GB of storage for every year you're subscribed to their service.

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Abs@rectabdominis· Nov 27

My lemon shark Solomon is more of an anti-villain than anything, but he's the closest I have. He's the leader of a street gang, so while he's no stranger to petty crimes and gang warfare, his priority is giving his men a sense of purpose in life. Probably not quite as evil as you were hoping.