Okay @duckduckgo.com, I already loved you but...you win. You win. This is the best.

You know Toe Deleter has one hell of a story

Is...this supposed to be Mr Clean's brother in law?

Hate them. Vehemently. I just assume the event is going to be as bad as the flyer.

Uh *counts asterisks* I guess it could be me!

Order this on your next date, I dare you.

That alt text sure is something

"It must be terrible to be around so much great BBQ but not eat meat" says the person who doesn't realise Appalachians will put anything they can inside of a smoker.

This man really bet a dollar on a World Cup game to try and curse the other team.

"Does it ever get lonely working from home alone?" "What do you mean alone?"

👀 Christmas (in July) is coming up, right?

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Wanna take a try at buttoning it? #oursky #nsfw #sexy

Look. I just use websites because apps are just containers wrapped around websites that steal your data...but come on. How was this not a thing 10 years ago?

All I could think of as I read this

I'm gonna look so fucking sexy

Ask not, get not. #OurSky

Telling myself this is the map that hangs in every Alaskan classroom.

They did poor Charmander so dirty here....

Good morning OurSky! I hope everyone else is having an amazing day too.

"Do you want to go to a Michelin Star restaurant and do some shopping after?" "Can we just watch the sunset from Dolly's instead?" #oursky

The kids will be alright

AMERICAAAAA, FUCK YEAH!

Who wants to tell her that she's making hooch?

Meanwhile, in rural America

Wait, you're supposed to wear panties under a sundress? Oops.

You know this person's final form was a reddit mod.

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