Red the Public Defender

@redpubdef

Simple Midwest Public Defense Lawyer in the trenches.

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We have been for like 2+ years. Rules changed so that if a token copy of an actual card is made, then it shares all the values of the original card, including mana value.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jul 21

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jul 5

Illustration of political theory called Fishhook theory where going far to the right enough ends back up with the centrists.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jun 15

A few, surely. Just don’t end up like our little friend here when they come to get you out.

Possum locked overnight in a pastry shop by accident. Found burrowed through a big cardboard box and laying next to a pile of danishes, half eaten as his belly protrudes.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jun 12

Picture of Dr Doom from Marvel Comics with a big cornucopia horn about to blast it, with him saying “Fool! Dr. Doom Toots as he Pleases!”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 26

Absolutely reminds me of this from during the pandemic.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Mar 26

Absolute monster with Awaken the Woods.

MTG card, XGG casting Cost called “Awaken the Woods” - creates X 1/1 green forest dryad tokens.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Mar 8

Happy International Womens’ Day!

Sopranos’ Paulie giving a dude the fingerhorns/“business” while saying, “It’s called BROAD Daylight because Women Light Up the World.”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Feb 19

Thread forum where one Magic the Gathering player questions if eating in-game food tokens during Ramadan is haram.

Second poster jokes about a possible game scenario:
“Ok no player played a spell this turn so it turns to night.”

“Alhamdulillah. Sacrifice Bottle Gnomes to gain 3 lifepoints.”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Feb 12

Real interesting in how similar we think. I describe mine like one of these coin vortexes. Most days I can continue circling around the edges and do fine. But when something bumps me out of a good orbit, I can get stuck into a downward spiral. Recognizing the spiral is so important to stopping it.

Child about to drop a coin down the chute in a “coin vortex”. It’s a exhibit common at science museums used to explain black holes and/or the curvature of space-time caused by gravity.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jan 28

I’m glad to have a second copy of/cheaper alternative to Galadriel’s Dismissal. I love the modality of being able to save my own board or take out one players’ team of blockers.

Copy of the card Galadriel’s Dismissal that phases out on creature as an instant for W or kicker for 3W total to phase out all of a player’s creature

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Sep 26

“We do not beg, we do not borrow, we do not ask, we take the mind".

Mentok the Mind taker from the parody show, “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law”.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Sep 22

Garth Marengi, a fictional “famous horror author” played by Matthew Holness saying in a fake interview from the series “Darkplace”, that “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Sep 5

Photo of bomber plane riddled with bullets that returned, showing that armor should go the places the returned planes were not hit, because planes hit there don’t return. I.E., survivorship bias.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Aug 26

Absolutely agree. The appearance of the Darkness Devil heralded by these spacesuits is still one of the hardest manga panels I’ve ever seen despite coming out over 5 years ago.

The Darkness Devil shrouded in blackness in the back as spacemen in suits cut in half at the torso form a walkway for him to stride down.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jul 15

Lauren, twitter/bluesky micro celeb quote about how a hot take is clearly just a cover for their fetish for being yelled at.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jul 11

It was wild times for sure. img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/58af7f...

Man and woman on the floor in divorce court in front of a giant pile of beanie babies dividing them between them as part of the divorce.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jun 23

Meme from Dexter’s Lab staring at poster of Mtg card art for Sun Titan, Dexter saying “The Sun will never set on our love.”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jun 10

Behold the Super Patriot! www.snopes.com/tachyon/2022...

Comic from Mad Magazine in 1968 talking about the “Super Patriot” who insists he is the most patriotic person in the world “while hating 93% of the people who live in it.”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jun 2

The Sacred Six. Praise be to Helix.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 14

“Always has been” meme of astronaut pointing gun at other astronaut.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 9

Yuna packs TWO guns

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 8

Dril post about there being zero difference between good and bad things.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 6

I went non-determinatably infinite with it in my Sidisi deck with the Reaver and Path of Discovery. Milled my entire deck except like 3 cards and put every creature in my deck into play. It was gross.

Sidisi, Brood Tyrant Magic card. Makes a 2/2 zombie whenever a creature enters the graveyard from your library.

Path of Discovery Magic card. Makes it so every creature that Enters does the Explore trigger which either puts the top card into hand if its a land or I can choose to put it into graveyard if non-land.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· May 1

Same as it ever was.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Apr 22

It’s of a pair with this one lol. I now need a whole coffee table book of ominous animal warning photos. i.pinimg.com/474x/24/90/7...

Cat meowing at the viewer through a locked door while sign ominously says “PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in Cat Room”

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Apr 19

Garlic’s pretty damn tasty.

Leper old man from Ghibli’s Princess Mononoke expressed the sentiment that the world is cursed and yet we find reasons to keep living.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Apr 16

Love this classic from the old place. preview.redd.it/sinbjnqqd1b3...

Asshole dude says womens’ colored hair is like poisonous tree frogs bright colors, that it marks them as toxic. Women hilariously reminds him that in this example he’s made up, that would make him the predator, not a potential mate.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Jan 25

Yeah! It’s nuts.

Lucas Babin, actor in School of Rock, later became a local district attorney in Texas and tried to indict Netflix over them distributing a french film, “Cuties”, arguing that it was “obscene”. The notoriously conservative 5th Circuit Court of Appeals shut him down as even they agreed it was a vindictive prosecution not based in facts.

Red the Public Defender@redpubdef· Dec 14

You can’t play it with Zirda as a companion as it doesn’t have an activated ability of its own, but Hazel’s Brewmaster is Cauldron copy number two but slightly different. Better in some ways, worse in others.