Redsie

@redsie

Redsie's fandom account - Queer, NB, & ND. Old. Desert SW. they/them. Gatekeepers fuck off. OFMD, Doctor Who, Mystrade, Sherlock survivor. 18+.

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Redsie@redsie· 4d

I live in Southern Arizona, in an area surrounded by saguaro cactus. Saguaros can live up to 200 years!

A portion of Saguaro National Park, showcasing the Sonoran desert and populated by hundreds of saguaro cacti.

Redsie@redsie· May 30

Redsie@redsie· Apr 28

Here's what our regular Dr. Pepper looks like here in the states:

A carton and can of regular Dr Pepper in the U.S.

Redsie@redsie· Apr 24

My time line helpfully helped...

Screenshot of my phone, showing Em's post. Below it is a post saying "Yes he's gonna love this ahhh it's perfect chomp chomp."

Redsie@redsie· Apr 2

They're everywhere.

Redsie@redsie· Feb 24

Here's his template. 😊

Marmalade, Em's gorgeous ginger kitty, with a blank speech bubble below him.

Redsie@redsie· Feb 22

Marmalade has a sad look on his face and says "She moved my stuff without written permission".

Redsie@redsie· Feb 10

Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday

Taika when he was younger, with dark curly hair just past his shoulders. He has a bit of dark stubble. He's opened his door and is looking suspiciously at the person on the other side. Obviously, they do not believe in Taika Tuesday.

Redsie@redsie· Feb 3

Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday

Taika when he was younger, wearing a black turtleneck sweater. His long hair is black, curly, and just past his shoulders.

Redsie@redsie· Jan 22

Good luck!!!

Rhys Darby wearing a green polo and an angelic look on his face.

Redsie@redsie· Jan 21

Happy Taika Tuesday for those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday

Taika from many years ago, wearing nothing but swimming trunks slung low and looking utterly lickable.

Redsie@redsie· Dec 16

Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. (Now with bonus Jemaine!)

Photo of Taika and Jemaine as uni students. Jemaine is holding his shirt open to bare his chest.

Redsie@redsie· Dec 2

Happy #TaikaTuesday to those who celebrate.

Taika Waititi sitting in a restaurant looking adorable. He's wearing a burgandy sweater with a rainbow and 'dirty dog' embroidered on the front.

Redsie@redsie· Sep 15

Who Gives a Crap just released their newest limited edition, and the look on Dracula's face is just....

An orange and peach-striped box with 'Who Gives a Crap; the spooky edition' written on it. Displayed with it are the four roll wrappers of the edition. The first is dracula, who looks not at all thrilled to be there. Then there's a black cat, who has one eye pointing up and the other pointing down. Frankenstine's Monster is grimacing, and the pumpkin is grinning from ear to ear.

Redsie@redsie· Sep 11

Ed and/or Yarnboy Ed?? @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social

News headline stating "Man arrested after driving Barbie Jeep to get Slurpee, police say."

Redsie@redsie· Sep 11

Recently, @nczebra.bsky.social and I joined some friends for lunch at a Mediterranean restaurant. I ordered Ful Mudammas, solely based on Stede and Ed sharing it in @ignisentis.bsky.social's fic "I'll be home for Christmas. As we do. It was good, especially when I dipped za'atar fries in it.

A bowl of ful moudamas (fava beans) sitting on a restaurant table.

Redsie@redsie· Aug 30

Was searching [insert name of body part ending with eeeenus] graphics on a certain stock site and came across this. I just...you see it, right? I know you do. Covering it for safety, even though it's a goofy cartoon.

Redsie@redsie· Aug 28

Yesterday I met the super cool @missivoryrainbow.bsky.social at @celestiacollective.bsky.social and they gave me this sticker. I pointed out the obvious & learned they're an OFMD fan!!!

Holographic sticker of a skeleton unicorn. Its mane is the colors of the trans flag, and the text says "Trans Rights are Human Rights".

Redsie@redsie· Aug 18

America: now on clearance. Appropriate photo is so very appropriate.

American flags hang in the clearance aisle at Walmart, with multiple stickers clearly stating they're on clearance.

Redsie@redsie· Aug 1

Hey B, I saw these and suddenly knew the Seaglass gang throws Izzy a unicorn birthday party one year. Ed gets a bunch of these, nabs the purple one & puts googly eyes on it. Izzy wears gold of course. Stede can't decide. Thoughts?? @robertaseaport.bsky.social

Nine glittery paper unicorn headbands in different colors. Each one has a different unicorn horn, ears, eyelashes or eyeliner, and flowers.

Redsie@redsie· Jul 17

Which reminds me!!!!!! Last year I visited the lunchroom on another floor and THIS greeted me when I walked in the door. Obviously Seaglass Ed would've been very proud. Then asked where he could order his own. (Then-depression cave made me forget all about it. UNTIL NOW.)

A work refrigerator with huge googly eyes on the front. The fridge looks friendly.

Redsie@redsie· Jul 5

Been browsing for a new area rug & and this one popped up. My first thought was 'Kevin has a rug!!'.

Staged pic of a large, colorful area rug in a living room. The rug has a navy blue background, and in the middle is an elegant male peacock with beautifully long plumage. He's surrounded by pink flowers of varying sizes and an intricate wooden arch.

Redsie@redsie· Jul 4

Surely they knew. Surely.

A tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream from their collection called Ben and Jerry's topped. The lid is off the ice cream, showing chocolate laying on top in a half-moon shape. The flavor is called "Bossin Cream Pie" and together the whole thing sounds very very slutty.

Redsie@redsie· Jun 18

Rhys Darby on stage in a Ranger Bill outfit. The zipper of his jumpsuit is unzipped to his stomach.

Redsie@redsie· Jun 13

We had to make a site visit to one of our providers and somehow I somehow remained professional even though *this* was the reception desk. Did struggle a bit when my coworker pointed out the 'beautiful marble' and I'm like "omg she doesn't see it!"

a long reception counter in a professional office. The marbled front is brown, black and gray, and contains two penises connected by a pair of lips.

Redsie@redsie· Jun 10

I'm a member of a local queer business organization, and this month's meeting is a Pink Pony Club-themed Pride bash. If my knees were healthy & small spaces weren't a problem, I'd totally stroll in wearing this:

A blown up inflatable costume of a pink unicorn with purple hooves, tail, and mane.

Redsie@redsie· May 30

Screenshot of an Instagram post containing a photo of a chicken. A text box in the picture says "Look at you! Being kind of awake and stuff. You are reading words and probably aren't even stabbing anyone right now! You deserve a coffee, you magnificent little sunbeam."

Redsie@redsie· May 20

Ed & Stede's new shirts

the torsos of two guys wearing grey tees. The one on the left says "bro, arch your back", while the one on the right says "i promise you'll walk funny tomorrow."

Redsie@redsie· May 20

Merbaby Ed has settled in with his new besties. They had fun watching Vico (and a few kitties) in parallel play.

Merbaby Ed and his new friends relax in the egg and watch Vico Ortiz prep for their upcoming show.

Redsie@redsie· May 19

I won this adorable bebe in @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social's drawing. Thank you soooo much Meg! He seems to like the Safe Spaceship I got him. 🧜‍♂️