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Jon

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Jon (he/him) Palliative care professional - AuDHD - 'He's fine once you get to know him' No Tories, No Terfs, No Swerfs, No Scrubs ⚽🏈🏏🇵🇸

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Jon@redtrainers· 22d

u wot m8????

A picture of Yvette Cooper, a right wing shite bag even by the UK Labour Party’s unbelievably dismal standards, who has just been appointed UK Health Secretary. RIP my nursing registration if I’m ever in heckling distance of her

Jon@redtrainers· 23d

You’re laughing? Argentina lose the World Cup final, Messi doesn’t win the golden boot and is no longer the all time World Cup goal scorer and you’re laughing???

Robert De Niro sat at a bar looking exasperated in the film The Joker, saying you’re laughing???

Jon@redtrainers· 23d

Half time vibe

Old Man Yells at Cloud

Jon@redtrainers· Jul 7

Graphic design is my passion

A scene from the film The Joker

The first picture has the the Joker with a Belgian flag I’ve photoshopped over his face saying ‘you get what you fucking deserve’

The second picture is the Belgian flag faced Joker shooting a talk show host on set who has the American flag photoshopped on his face

Jon@redtrainers· Jul 2

While everyone distracted by the World Cup, Pompey have signed the Norse God of War

Pompey announcing the signing of midfielder Odin Bailey from Stockport County. It’s all the football world has been talking about tbvh

Jon@redtrainers· Jul 1

A bird screaming with the caption ‘Fucking Boooooooooo!’

Is it a gull? Is it a goose? I don’t know and I can’t be arsed to find out

Jon@redtrainers· Jun 26

You have to say that’s magnificent 👏

Paraguay 0-0 Australia
Paraguay 7 shots, 2 on target, 6 touches in the opposition penalty area, expected goals 0.25
Australia 12 shots, 5 on target, touches in the opposition penalty area 12, expected goals 0.57

It’s almost like a draw suited both teams and neither wanted to win!

Jon@redtrainers· Jun 19

A speech bubble meme from the poster for the film Weekend At Bernie’s. Two bloke are holding up the corpse of their recently deceased boss, trying to convince people he is still alive for reasons I’ve forgotten. This was what light entertainment looked like in the 1980s kids

Jon@redtrainers· Jun 19

Groundskeeper Willie wearing an open necked Cuban shirt and gold chains, saying Ach! Back to the loch with you Nessie

Jon@redtrainers· Jun 11

Jon@redtrainers· Jun 4

🎉 ENGLISH BATTING CONDITIONS 🎉

England Men’s Cricket team - 140 all out

New Zealand men’s cricket team - 12 runs for 4 wickets (very bad to the non cricket fans amongst you)

Jon@redtrainers· May 31

You have to say that’s magnificent 👏

780 arrested in France after Paris Saint Germain’s Champions League win

I picture of a crowd in Paris, Eiffel Tower in the background and a car on fire nearby

Jon@redtrainers· May 30

Nice evening at the cricket last night, eat shit Surrey

Hampshire cricket ground, late afternoon sun very much up

Hampshire cricket ground, shadows growing longer

Hampshire cricket ground, sun setting behind the stand

Hampshire cricket ground under floodlights just after sunset

Jon@redtrainers· May 20

EAT, and I cannot stress this enough, SHIT

Southampton FC
We have this evening been informed that the EFLs League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week

Jon@redtrainers· May 7

A meme of Mao Zedong with glowing red eyes and the caption ‘Shut the fuck up landlord’

Jon@redtrainers· May 5

The ‘nearly’ in nearly three decades doing some very heavy lifting

Former Arsenal player Martin Keown screaming in the face of Manchester United striker Ruud Van Nistelrooy in 2003. Keown has a face like a bag of spanners, a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Jon@redtrainers· Apr 25

Siri, play Cold Blooded by Rick James

A tweet from Portsmouth FC saying ‘Winning the FA Cup twice isn’t for everyone 😏’.

The post is quoting our tinpot rivals ‘southampton fc’ who had tweeted ‘beating Arsenal isn’t for everyone 😏’ after they’d beaten Arsenal in the FA Cup (Pompey had lost to Arsenal in an earlier round)

Pompey have won both the top division in English football and the FA Cup twice, whereas their rivals have won a solitary FA Cup 50 years ago

Jon@redtrainers· Apr 25

Me for the duration of this FA Cup semi final

The comedy character and Manchester City fan Paul Calf played by Steve Coogan.

Manchester City are playing something called ‘southampton’ in the fa cup

Jon@redtrainers· Apr 11

DAYLIGHT FUCKING ROBBERY, UP THE SHITHOUSING BLUES #pompey

Middlesborough 0
Pompey 1
Conor Chaplin scoring in the last minutes of added time with our only shot on target.

DELICIOUS

Jon@redtrainers· Apr 11

Best album of last year by a distance, this guy gets it

NASA executive being interviewed on an aircraft carrier after the successful landing of Artemis 2. A gathering of NASA staff are behind him. In the centre is a man with a moustache, wearing sunglasses, a black cap and a black T-shirt of the Detroit band Turnstile. They’re fucking great, check them out

Jon@redtrainers· Apr 2

A reply to the official Toblerone account by twitter user mullet fan neo

@Toblerone
Replying to @MULLET_FAN_NEO
OF COURSE IT WAS! TOBLERONE IS THE BIZ.

(Sorry, why are we shouting?)

@MULLET_FAN_NEO
@Toblerone SHUT UP YOU TRIANGLE CUNT. I'LL EAT YOU BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME HOW TO SPEAK ON HERE
2:41 PM • Jun 17, 2015

Tweet from Dril

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK
BACKWARDS INTO HELL
10:46 PM • May 22, 2012

Jon@redtrainers· Mar 14

A picture of a brain with the caption ‘This is your brain’
Underneath is a picture of a fried egg, the caption reads ‘This is your brain on LinkedIn’

Jon@redtrainers· Mar 7

Pompey on Sky Sports Main Event is it

Lenny from the Simpsons sat in his underwear eating cold beans out of the tin. The caption reads

PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
HOW I LIVE.

Jon@redtrainers· Feb 28

The Twin Peaks opening credits, with the words Capital Knockers Madam made famous by Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons

Jon@redtrainers· Feb 27

You’re laughing??! Matt Goodwin is crying, Keir Starmer is losing his job and you’re laughing??!

Robert De Niro from the film The Joker, sat at a bar looking exasperated saying ‘you’re laughing??!’

Jon@redtrainers· Feb 21

@ Canada "You can all throw your (curling) medals in the bin because they were not won fairly. You got them through cheating"

Michael Sheen playing football manager Brian Clough in the film The Damned United

Clough had recently taken over as Leeds United manager from his hated rival Don Revie. At his first training session he told all Leeds players to throw their medals in the bin as they’d got them through cheating

Jon@redtrainers· Feb 16

Cock/ver10 by Aphex Twin

A wild, 6 minute electronic ride. The sole lyric halfway through is a man screaming COME ON YOU CUNT, LETS HAVE SOME APHEX ACID’

Written by Richard D James

Jon@redtrainers· Feb 9

The duality of man

A series of dots titled Portsmouth FC Supporters with my username a part of the group

Another large series of dots with my username outside a larger block entitled Danish Journalists and Public Figures. I don’t understand either

Jon@redtrainers· Jan 21

Moe from The Simpsons pointing at the sky saying ‘LET'S GO BURN DOWN THE
OBSERVATORY SO THIS'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN’

(Springfield had just survived a comet which had been due to destroy the town, which broke up when entering the earth’s atmosphere)

Jon@redtrainers· Jan 11

Fratton Park with a bit of light drizzle, nowhere better 😍

A full Fratton End at Fratton Park before kick off vs Arsenal in the FA Cup

The North stand and Milton end at Fratton Park just before kick off, some mascots are on the pitch before the players came out onto the pitch