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Hacker. Dad. Husband. Geek. PSIRT Engineer @ Cisco Meraki. Army vet, @StarTrekShitposti.ng modmin, Perpetual Complainer. ✡️. Something something opinions are my own and not my employers.
When pull into JiffyLube and they're like "What brings you in today?" like i dunno, a sandwich and a ride on the ferris wheel? WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY BE THERE FOR
We have a local place that makes their own and usually has them in a variety of flavors (rotating regularly) and they're SOOO much better than the original! WAY more ice cream, better toppings. My so got one last week that was strawberry buttermilk ice cream with white chocolate on top.
Is there anyone ANYWHERE AT ALL who only wants to see things 10 items at a time? Why is this still a "feature" in modern apps? Who thinks to themselves "12 is a lot of lines, lets just focus on the first ten and then we can forget about the remaining two until later."
Imma use this in ALL my work emails. creepylink.com #infosec #cybersecurity
People keep saying I make amazing latkes, but I honestly don't know what makes them special. Potatoes in the food processor (grater blade), half an onion, an egg, some flour, sall, that's it. Squeze the juice out by hand, fry in veggie oil. Nothing fancy, nothing complicated. Just oil and potatoes.
Ok, I'll bite. If J.P. Morgan is on the Epstein list, we have bigger problems than pedophiles.
The switch on the range hood broke, so I hard-wired a fresh one into where it plugs into the wall. I think I nailed it! #electrician #dndtah
Who the fuck is she standing next to? Because that sure as shit ain't this guy.
"What do you mean we don't have the authority? Facebook already let us do it!"
I just want to go on the record to say that IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OK TO BURN US FLAGS!!!! Unless you've verified they're 100% cotton and contain no synthetics like nylon or polyester. Burning those emit toxic chemicals.
I had 4 slides in a major brief to senior leadership that I've been working on for 2 weeks with multiple rounds of feedback from like 3 levels of leadership and PMs. We rehearsed multiple times and had it timed to perfection. We ran out of time halfway through my first slide.
wake up bby, new vulnerability severity scoring system just dropped. #infosec #cybersecurity #cvss
Does he not own a suit? I thought that was required for foreign leader visits.
Who gave the Couch Cushion Commando a Rooty Tooty Point n' Shooty, and why does it have a Noisy No-No Nose? And does he really need the Looky Tube? If we're gonna infantilize guns, let's go whole hog.