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Lucky Earther

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Lucky Earther@reedjam· 24d

Top panel: Bart, on the verge of tears, saying "This is the worst air quality of my life."
Bottom panel: An optimistic Homer tries to encourage Bart, saying, "This is the worst air quality of your life so far"

Lucky Earther@reedjam· 25d

Hallelujah

Current AQI in Brooklyn, New York: 74 (in the moderate range)

Lucky Earther@reedjam· 26d

I spil my jice meme. An anonymous post from 06/07/2020, with a picture of an anime cat with a spilled glass of juice. The text says in all caps: I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

Lucky Earther@reedjam· 28d

www.tumblr.com/hitchhikersg...

hitchhikersguidequotes
It is a curious fact, and one to which no-one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85 percent of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand variations on this phonetic theme.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jul 9

Go Royals

Me giving a hang ten sign in my Royals hat at Citi Field. It is a blue baseball hat embroidered with gold crowns with a prominent white K C on the front

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jul 7

This one time

A red onion and a brussels sprout side by side on a white plastic cutting board. They are nearly the same size, the brussels sprout slightly smaller than the onion. Is it a very large brussels sprout, a very small onion, or both? Unclear.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jul 6

What the victim said:

In the weeks after the alleged assault, Racicot said she considered going to the police but struggled with shock and confusion about what had happened to her and did not file a police report. Even as time passed, she said she felt uncomfortable potentially telling a police officer about such a personal experience, and feared retaliation from Platner. At first, she confided only in her therapist, who she continues to see.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jul 3

paired texts

Con Edison outage map showing outages across Brooklyn, including 22 reports in Bed Stuy, 17 near Kensington, and 14 in Flatbush

Map of Manhattan with no reported outages except around 110th Street

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 29

Me trying to influence anything outside my classroom:

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 23

Waiting on the subway platform this morning like

Princess Leia and Han Solo, masked and armed, in the warm, dark, moist, foggy environment inside the belly of the giant space worm where they temporarily hid the Millennium Falcon

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 21

Carrie Bradshaw in the back of a cop car holding up her post-it from Berger to show the officer: I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 20

The London event was the final stop in a series of international roadshows – after Toronto and New York – which had appeared to advertise the sale of land in Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank, and invited individuals to “explore the best Anglo neighbourhoods” and find their “dream home”.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 15

Gina dancing with headphones on in the Brooklyn 99 precinct, unaware that chaos is ensuing behind her

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 11

Screenshot of Demi Lovato posts they wrote in all caps:

ddlovato
GET A JOB

ddlovato
STAY AWAY FROM HER

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 11

Having kind of a tough day because of gender based comments made toward me at work (I'm nonbinary), so I thought I'd search "nonbinary" on reddit to connect with the people who get it. Big mistake.

List of reddit threads
I am sickened by the term 'nonbinary'
Am I wrong in disliking nonbinary people?
Is nonbinary even real?
Nonbinary people are women

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Jun 3

Had more than could fit in a post, so I went to the notes app

"We loved him. Even after what came later, there was no bitterness in our memory of him." Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye

"Do you believe? Do you accept the festival, the city, the joy? No? Then let me describe one more thing." Ursula K. Leguin "The Ones who Walk Away from Omelas"

"I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought
The Wood began to move." William Shakespeare, Macbeth

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 31

that's not a jumper; this is a jumper

An excited little girl wears a dark green plaid jumper-- which is like a skirt with an attached bib or vest. Underneath she wears a white short sleeve shirt with Peter pan collar. A classic Catholic school uniform for elementary school girls.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 21

The members of Girls 5 Eva dancing in their iconic music video wearing shiny military inspired club wear circa 1999.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 12

Me: What's your takeaway from reading Macbeth?

Student exit ticket. Directions say: What is your takeaway from this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...)

Student response: My takeaway from Macbeth is to watch who you trust. Many things done happened to people after being with someone like Lady Macbeth. Duncan died after.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 12

Me: What's your takeaway from reading Macbeth?

Student exit ticket. Directions say, "What us your takeaway from this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...)

Student response says: My takeaway from Macbeth was the vocabulary and way they spoke back then was interesting. I like the plots Shakespeare does because it's very messy and dramatic and it reminds me of what I see today.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 12

Me: What's your takeaway from reading Macbeth?

Student exit ticket. The directions say "What is your takeaway frlm this lesson? (Sentence starters: I learned.../ I still want to know.../ I will think about...).

The student's response states:
Is that to keep my gourd up at all time even the people you trust the most would slime you out just to stretch an inch fo a mile.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· May 5

A welcome back note from my colleagues (yes, I finished, and I got a huge PR)

Note taped to my classroom door:

Welcome back Reed

We're so proud of you

(hopefully you finished)

Can't wait until your next marathon

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 26

Wait, that's my cat

A cat with identical eye color and fur pattern. Mostly white with black chin, ears, and face markings

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 23

It's bothering me that so many people follow this AI slop factory.

AI generated picture of an octagonal hurricane with stars visible inside the dark eye in the center.

Posted by @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social with the caption, "NASA releases insane new image of the mighty hexagonal storm on Saturn's north pole." The real storm on Saturn is shaped like a hexagon, not an octagon as pictured.

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 19

Screenshot of a tweet from Kafka, Esq. @metalgearobama 8:04pm 12/29/20

Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 13

Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi Educational and super fucking depressing

Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 12

screenshot of a tiktok video from @localtotoro. Image of a smug looking man in a quarter zip sweater tilting his head. Over his face are the words, "I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead."

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 12

"The Man Who Died Twice" by Richard Osman Finally rounding out the series by reading #2 last. I didn't find it too hard to go out of order, although I def didn't get some references in the later books until now.

The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 8

The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman

The Last Devil to Die by Richard Osman

Lucky Earther@reedjam· Apr 8

A version of the "Is this a pigeon?" meme. A young man labeled "Macbeth" gestures to a butterfly labeled "The unbearable horror of what he is about to do." He asks, "Is this a dagger?"