St. Michael 🌃

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Brooklyn Opened for Rae Bourbon at the Stockdale Country Club 🏳️‍⚧️she/her they if you’re nasty

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St. Michael 🌃@relax· May 21

To be fair, I make the Cinderella look go hard

St. Michael, a white trans woman, is wearing a green shirt, round glasses, and a headscarf that is just visible on the top of her head. She does in fact look babushka-esque, ya ya

St. Michael 🌃@relax· May 1

Me: scared about how I look in photos How I look in photos:

A selfie of Bailey, a white trans woman, with her hair up. She had glasses on, natural makeup, and small pearl earrings

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Apr 30

“San Fran native”

The scene from Inglorious Basterds where a non-German outs himself

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Apr 30

Same energy

The scene from Get Out with a white character telling a black character “By the way, would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could.”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Apr 16

what “perfect album” came out when you were 16?

The cover for the 2006 Major Lazer album “Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 16

Oh my god, you aren’t even using the right thing!! How have you posted that so much and I am just catching that now

A screenshot of a test on a document showing it is not AI

Another screenshot of the same image showing it was digitally altered, probably the pink scribble drawn on, but 97% real

Another screenshot showing the same as the previous 2

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Jan 16

Fixed the above post to read “I’m a easily manipulated white”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Nov 16

Haven’t done one of these in a while

Bailey is taking a selfie wearing a black hat and a blue Carhartt jacket with a heather gray hoodie under. She is standing in front of what appears to be a hotel room bathroom wall but it’s actually just the cheap wall cover her landlord installed before she moved in.

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Sep 11

This is Stan and Lucy! They are brother and sister and almost identical. Their full names are Satan and Lucifer

Two white cats, Lucy and Stan. Lucy is laying on a red ottoman while her brother Stan sneaks up and sniffs her head

The same two white cats, Lucy and Stan. Lucy caught Stan sneaking up and is now bopping him on the nose

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Aug 3

This may help In addition to things said in this thread, this is transphobic “Biological women” is a dog whistle, what are we mechanical or metaphysical? Acting like giving us human rights infringes on other women or that the avoiding the danger of cis men should supersede our needs

David Beech
@davidbeech.bsky.social

I'm gay. I've had that fight. There is a small area where trans rights and biological women's rights have a conflict and the failure of *some* progressives to acknowledge that has helped Reform and others feed transphobia imv. Labour vacated the pitch but have landed on the right view now, I think
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM

David Beech
@davidbeech.bsky.social

@ Muted by "A Very British Bigotry"
Oh I agree. But that's why it's hard to argue against women who have a *genuine* concern about *men* exploiting rights given to trans people using women only spaces. It's not hard to believe some men would exploit that is it?
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Jul 24

The lighting in my work bathroom is awful but a coworker told me I looked snatched today so this gets posted no matter what

Bailey is posing in a gray bathroom with a black door. The sink is stained with overly strong coffee and there is “art” hanging on the wall. She does in fact look snatched

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Mar 4

One of the simple joys in my life is how demanding my morning coffee is about knowing how I take it.

A receipt stating and asking
“1 x Regular Hot Coffee
WHAT SIZE YOU WANT?
1x Large
HOW MANY SUGER?
1x No Suger
WHAT MILK YOU LIKE?
1x *NO* MILK”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 25

Hold on, I knew she was an antisemite but she’s also a thief?!

A screenshot from Page Six from a Yeezy designer stating “‘Bianca was always doing weird stuff, like coming into our trailer and asking what we thought about Jews,’ the designer alleged. ‘And one time, she even stole my vape.’” over a picture of Bianca Censori peaking over sunglasses while smiling.

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 15

Happy Valentine’s Day!

A blurry white cat trying to lick a small valentine with an image of Sméagol that says “You’re my precious <3”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 13

Went to a fancy restaurant for dinner, felt hot. The sink was pink.

Bailey is taking a selfie in a mirror in a bathroom with what is either pasta or microbes painted on the walls. The sink is pink.

They were playing a Mitch Hedburg album in here, but that doesn’t show up in a photo

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 4

Got blocked before I got an answer to it but I truly want to know. I saw the hate people got for criticism of the campaign while it was occurring. Now I see the hate people get for criticizing it after. I’m sorry if I missed when the time for criticism was but I think the answer is “just shut up”

Bluesky post from me saying “So if you have two choices that are causing you material harm, even if one is noticeably worse, what do you do then? How do you voice your disapproval or make sure no further harm comes to you?
And when you voice the disapproval, how do you make sure it is taken as actual criticism, not an attack?”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Feb 1

Shit I forgot alt-text, reposting

Written on the window of the Stonewall Inn in the days after the initial incident
“We homosexuals plead with our people to please help maintain peaceful and quiet conduct on the streets of the village -Mattachine”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Jan 10

Reading up on my gay history and this letter from The Marquis de Lafayette to George Washington may need to be my go to response for when someone ghosts me.

From the book A Queer History of the United States by Michael Bronski, “My dear general-From those happy ties of friendship by which you were pleased to unite yourself with me, from the promises you so tenderly made me when we parted at Fishkill, gave me such expectations of hearing often from you, that complaints ought to be permitted to my affectionate heart.
Not a line from you, my dear general, has yet arrived into my hands, and though several ships from America, several despatches from congress or the French minister, are safely brought to France, my ardent hopes of getting at length a letter from General Washington have ever been unhappily disap-pointed: I cannot in any way account for that bad luck, and when I remember that in those little separations where I was but some days from you, the most friendly letters, the most minute account of your circumstances, were kindly written to me, I am convinced you have not neglected and almost forgotten me for so long a time. I have, therefore, to complain of fortune, of some mistake or neglect in acquainting you that there was an opportunity, of anything; indeed, but what could injure the sense I have of your affection for me. Let me beseech…”

“…you, my dear general, by that mutual, tender, and experienced friendship in which, I have put an immense portion of my hap-piness, to be very exact in inquiring for occasions, and never to miss those which may convey to me letters that I shall be so much pleased to receive.”

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Dec 13

Here is the audio from dispatch relating to that call.

St. Michael 🌃@relax· Dec 13

So there has been a decent amount of UFO sightings in NJ recently and tonight seems like a super active night. There is a call coming in to emergency services of one crashing. Genuinely interesting, even as someone who isn’t primed to hop straight to “it’s aliens”