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Remi@remipanjo· 5d

Normally, Rite of Rep gets pointed at Vela to 30 the table and end the game. When people start gaining life, you get a little more creative... This sure ends a game in a hurry!

Rite of Replication pointed at a Thieving Amalgam, resulting in manifesting 6 cards per upkeep and draining for 12 for each one that dies

Remi@remipanjo· 5d

Anyways,

An unsleeved Mox Diamond under a giant yeti cup with a banjo on it

Remi@remipanjo· 7d

Congrats on the 1k+ and thank you for holding a raffle! Here is my latest critter!

Remi@remipanjo· 10d

And this here is Lani, as realized by the lovely @caby.art ! Lani is an apothecary, healer and summoner who travels with Skort and Xan. She's very bubbly and outgoing, able to befriend nearly anyone in minutes! While Xan is more concerned with maps and relics, Lani prefers to study flora and fauna

An anthro opossum lady named Lani. She has a slightly pudgy build, long blonde hair and green eyes. In the forward-facing pose, she's wearing a yellow strapless dress with matching arm cuffs and choker she has a leather corset around her waist that has two straps going up over her shoulders. There's a blue wrap tied around her waist with a fringe. She has small square glasses and two bronze rings around the middle of her tail. She carries a leather bag as well. This pose has her reaching up to a butterfly and smiling inquisitively.
The back-facing pose has her in a blue sundress, walking away while glancing back at the viewer

Remi@remipanjo· 18d

I have these two lovely pieces by @hellocloudy.bsky.social for two friends we lost in the past few years. More stylized but very cute!

Remi@remipanjo· 22d

Man, these plush companies work *fast*

Some very squished raccoon plushies that kinda look like Jimothy

Remi@remipanjo· 27d

Sent this to my wife. Got this back:

BASSOOM MY BELOVED
I MISS HIM
TELL THEM HOW MUCH I MISS HIM

Remi@remipanjo· 27d

I still play this one in every deck where it makes sense

Assemble the Legion {3}{R}{W}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.

Watermark: Boros

Illustrated by Eric Deschamps

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 23

Go support this project! It's really cool!

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 21

Decided I needed a better visual for their height difference, and honestly, not quite as ridiculous as I first thought it would be. When it's just Xan and Skort the scale is kinda lost, so very-generic-adult-male-height Raccoon and Remi for scale

Four characters against a height chart:
Skort the Snow Leopard at 8'1"
Xan the Fennec Fox at 5'2"
An unnamed raccoon druid at 5'11"
Remi the red panda (sitting on a stool) at 6'

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 13

Meet Skort! Brought to life by the wonderful @briwolfer.bsky.social ! Another old Mabi-character-turned-OC, based on the Giants of Physis! *Tall* (like, 8ft) and strong warrior Snep lady, a master-at-arms but heavily favors a crude greataxe passed down from her family. She's out experiencing the...

A collage of a tall snow leopard lady. She has pink hair in a messy ponytail, blue eyes and several face and ear piercings. She's wearing a muted green gambeson with pauldrons, a breastplate and greaves covering her shins. She wields a primitive-looking axe, which she rests on her shoulders. Other images include her laughing, one with her hair down, an action shot mid-axe swing and a side half-body wearing just an undershirt and a guy looking up at her like "oh shit, she tall"

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 4

When dealing with abilities, it doesn't overwrite them unless it explicitly says so. A good indication is Has vs With. In this case, it would read "Is a 4/2 black dragon with flying and deathtouch, loses all other abilities and is goaded." Compare to say... Rancor and Darksteel Mutation

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 2

Maybe? Play any 3-card combo in black you want?

Morality Shift {5}{B}{B}

Sorcery

Exchange your graveyard and library. Then shuffle your library.

Remi@remipanjo· Jun 1

Literally the first pic in my gallery

Remi@remipanjo· May 29

The MapleDanas Mark of the Beta advertisement I saw on Facebook, which I clocked as too hyper-specific to be a grift, ended up not being a scam! I never had one of these in the game 20 years ago, so it's cool to physically own a replica!

A black bandana with a red maple leaf, modeled after the iconic "Mark of the Beta" from MapleStory

Remi@remipanjo· May 27

Damn, Wikipedia Editors work fast

Jorge Ramirez Gutierrez (born January 25, 1975), also known as Super Macho[1][2][3] is a Mexican sellout to AI slop. He co-created the Nickelodeon animated series El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera with his wife Sandra Equihua, and co-wrote and directed the film The Book of Life and the television miniseries Maya and the Three. He and Equihua founded the production studio Mexopolis in 1994.

Remi@remipanjo· May 21

I drive a black one, but this fit way better

Mtg card Silver Bolt with a picture of a silver Chevy Bolt EUV on it. It says Silver Bolt EUV on the title line

Remi@remipanjo· May 15

"Wait, it's all stupid peepee dumb head?"
"Always has been"

Remi@remipanjo· May 15

QTP with the pokemon that runs this account

Remi@remipanjo· May 10

Bartholomew Kuma is real

Remi@remipanjo· May 6

I built this guy as soon as he came in out 2013, and it single-handed caused an arms race in my college group. It was an absolute terror for like, two years! I keep thinking I should revisit him, but goddamn is 8 mana a lot with no built-in protection these days

Borborygmos Enraged {4}{R}{R}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature — Cyclops

Trample

Whenever Borborygmos Enraged deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to any target.
7/6

Remi@remipanjo· May 1

Somehow haven't posted this yet??? Got this incredibly lovely piece from the amazing @jankapnoc.bsky.social ! They were an absolute pleasure to work with and I am obsessed with how this came out!

An anthro red panda wearing a blue hoodie, black jeans and sandals. He's sitting on a stool and playing an electric banjo (a Deering Crossfire with a black head and orange/brown finish), which is plugged into a switchboard on the floor and an amplifier behind.

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 26

We are, in fact, cosplaying as a normal-type gym leader. (Draft still in progress)

Mega Kangaskhan
Hisuian Zoroark
Maushold
Mega Drampa
Mega Audino

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 23

Aaah, um...

The Attack on Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 18

Solid pulls, solid deck for a 2-1! Quandrix as an archetype felt very solid, even if I didn'r have too many increment creatures. Fractal Tender was an absolute house, especially with good sequencing afterwards!

Prerelease packs with a foil Emeritus of Ideation in the seeded pack

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 17

Ah, forgot the image

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 17

Facebook may be a hellhole that is 95% ads and posts from groups I'm not in, but Marketplace still has the juice sometimes.

A screenshot of facebook marketplace where the first entry under "For You" is a clearly AI-genned photo of a lady wearing a clearly AI-genned shirt of a Turtle that says "See the Able, not the Label." The title for the post is just "Autism." There's also a banner at the top that says "The Linda you viewed is still available" with a thumbnail photo of an older lady.

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 9

The number of decks I've put this in is frankly unhealthy. Smooths out the early game and provides a voost in mana later on!

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 8

Oh, and these goobers helped me fall back in love with Commander back in 2023 after a long pandemic hiatus. Put them back together just last week and it felt a little like coming home

Remi@remipanjo· Apr 8

I mean, yeah, give me dumb rube goldberg artifact decks