~ GET YOURS BEFORE THEY'RE GONE! Be the first in your neighborhood to get the Donald 'Spanky Bone-Spurs' Trump 'Social Media-Troll' -- Available only in orange; size XXXL -- [ Parental Advisory: Anatomically correct. Not intended for children.]

~ Yeah, right, Donald. Whatever you say. By the way, wasn't the "slit" that those "thug vandals" cut in the bottom lining of the pool 250 FEET long? How did the "slashes" grow to "300 YARDS" long, Donald?

~ The Parks & Rec. Department is building some sweet pickleball courts in my neighborhood park. I talked with the contractor, who said they have become his bread and butter. Pickleball is not my dill, but I do relish tennis. And I am told that playing both is kosher. 🥒

Yes, it is. 😍 As odd as ot may sound, when my two snuggle, I feel proud of them for being kind and accepting of each other. They were both feral kittens and are not related. That they bonded seems extra special to me.

~ What if Trump is not 'the antichrist' but is actually the devil himself, and his MAGA minions have sold their souls to him?

Gee, and I thought he would make our nation's 250th birthday all about himself. Well, at least it is subtle and understated. 😂

Swamp Thing 2026

~ The most corrupt president in history!

~ Harold finally admits that he has a problem.