Jan

@resentfulmuffin

40+, weird but maybe not by Internet standards. 🔞 Got way too into BG3, and somehow still into FE3H (but I like OFMD and Dragon Age and Trigun among other things.) Current thing: trying to be online less and Pokopia when I fail

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Jan@resentfulmuffin· Jul 31

This board game is on hour four but I have my trusty pens.

A doodle in pink pen on black paper. It’s roughly a series of geometric shapes in bubbles but I’m struggling a little to describe it. There are like squares surrounded by double lines but there’s also a bit that looks like a cactus made of series of three dots?

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Jul 30

I bought gel pens and black paper and it’s so soothing.

A nonsense doodle of lines and dots in green gel pen on black paper.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Dec 27

The project that got this started was supposed to be a charity project for MSF (the bg3 tarot deck). I decided I could do something concrete even if I can't control the 'finance' walnuts' shenanigans.

A receipt for a donation to Doctors Without Borders with the name and amount covered.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Dec 24

Viper is hilarious and I'm glad I'm trying a Shadow Dragon playthrough.

Text from a Dragon Age: Veilguard Codex entry saying "Scribbled beside the map is a response written by Viper: You are out of your mind, and you have my support. I will provide the resources you need."

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Dec 14

Take two. (This is Aenea Mercar, my second Rook. Her name is a joking reference to my incredibly wrong hot take that Rook would somehow turn out to be Andraste.)

My second Rook, a human mage with dark-purple-basically-black hair up in a messy bun and similarly colored lipstick and eyeshadow. She is covered in freckles and has a tattoo on the left side of her face that makes me think of musical notes even though it's just some random shapes. The game will not give me boobs but I have given her Some Thighs.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Dec 6

His drag name is Thirst Warden.

My first Rook, a blonde elf Warden with medium-weight Warden armor and the Link hair. I probably should have made different choices with his cheekbones and lips but I have killed the part of me that cringes and I cannot be stopped.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Nov 8

"My eyes are up here." "Huh, what? Sorry."

My Rook (short elf guy) staring at the chest of Davrin DragonAge (tall elf guy). (Yes I did stand there until the idle animations lined up right.)

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Nov 4

Got the Master Sword and ready to roll.

My DAV Rook, looking as much like Link Zeldaguy as I could get him. (His name’s Dafydd.)

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Sep 17

Assuming your app is up to date, you can click on the little “tada” icon above your feeds.

Screen clip trying to show the icon to click on to see your user number. It’s above the horizontal scroll feed list.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Jun 4

Astarion Baldurgate saying "Hello, Darling. I hear birthday congratulations are in order. I've brought you some presence. Specifically, mine. And don't worry. You don't look a DAY over 199."

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 29

#bg3spoilers Holy shit you can find Gandrel and his kids in the sewers if they all live.

A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, showing Gandrel the Gur hunter and his two children, Chessa and Kass. (Also my Dark Urge but they're not relevant.)

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 28

You know what? Figaro owes me for this crime. I'm stealing this Deep Lilac dye. There we go G- ... ok now he's claurenz-colored.

Gale from Baldur's Gate 3 in an outfit dyed with the Deep Lilac dye. It is gold and purple. Astarion is in the background, halfway through an idle gesture that makes it look like he's either flirting with someone offscreen or has a broken wrist.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 28

Ok ok it MIGHT be on purpose. I thought I remembered a note in the basement of Figaro's that he was working on a cobalt dye and it does appear to be a work in progress:

A note from Baldur's Gate 3, reading: "Thankfully, Lady Phage has provided a second bursary for my research into the perfect cobalt - a color which she believes so suits her complexion, she will pay any amount to see it recreated in dress, scard, and veil.

My research has led me to Calimshan, where reside the realms' finest purveyors and innovators of pigment. While I cannot make the journey myself, I've written to one Habir Ashmad, believed to be the finest colorsmith on Toril entire. He responded hopefully, saying the discovery of a certain type of sea mollusk has yielded promising results. The creature produces a dark ink that, when combined with acid, produces a rich cobalt blue so beautiful it may even please the discerning eye of Lady Phage."

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 28

Ok so the cobalt dye is just a joke at the player's expense, huh?

Gale Dekarios from Baldur's Gate 3 in an outfit dyed with the cobalt dye. It is teal and pink.

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 20

Ok so my PC is canonically a slut. Good to know I've been roleplaying accordingly.

Some dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3, from the NPC Devella Fountainhead. The notable part is: "If there's one thing you can rely on a Bhaalspawn to do, it's to spread their Lord's seed. Vigorously."

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Apr 4

#bg3 Oh man, Minsc went to Last Light back in the day. That's fun.

A list of guests at the Last Light Inn in Baldur's Gate 3, including "Boo and friend."

Jan@resentfulmuffin· Mar 22

Look at my beautiful idiot boy. Would this face commit murder? #bg3