Retronymous

@retronymous

he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan

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Retronymous@retronymous· 27d

a bespectacled 1980's stephen king with a word bubble over his head

Retronymous@retronymous· 29d

will ferrell as harry carey in space from the SNL bit

Retronymous@retronymous· Jul 8

I had a timex one as a teenager because I was a huge nerd, good call, make it so

timex moonphase watch, gold/brass case with matching hands, black leather strap, cream dial with date at 6 o'clock mark and moonphase at top, with XII, II, IIII,VIII, X markings along with hash marks for the minutes

it is sitting on a wood thing in front of a picture frame?

Retronymous@retronymous· Jul 8

I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs

A red Citroen SM towing another Citroen SM race car out on the salt flats

Retronymous@retronymous· Jul 7

all I want to do is rock out with my harp on the coast, that's all I've ever wanted, maybe also eat breakfast with a dog www.honda.co.jp/N-VAN-e/webc...

honda product photography showing a man playing an electric guitar and a woman playing a harp on the coastline with dramatic sunset lighting and a PA system, thanks to an electric kei van

a woman eating breakfast with a dog in front of a mustard yellow van with an awning

Retronymous@retronymous· Jul 6

The world if Apple chooses BeOS instead of NeXTStep

Retronymous@retronymous· Jul 4

so I didn't buy anything because they were closed but they all knew you, should I be concerned?

Sign in front of a house/garden that says TOTALLY EVIL FARM STAND CLOSED, it's maroon with white stenciled lettering

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 26

I do love a box costume

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 26

somehow I don't have a good one with the details painted

cardboard fashioned into an old locomotive with tape and kid's books behind it

carboard box locomotive costume painted yellow

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 24

I wish they had embraced the cost savings of W I D E C H A I R

a product photo for a tan velour bench seat

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 24

also, to @victoriascott.bsky.social 's point, this is the interior from that car which was absolutely built to a price (source bringatrailer.com/listing/1992... )

view of a 1992 civic dx dash from an open passenger door - it's gray and tweed, simple and cheap while also being inviting and comfortable

view facing forward from the back seat of the interior of a 1992 Civic DX, you can see it's weird single pillar headrests and the tasteful but not dour design

open hatch and tailgate from a 1992 Honda Civic DX

view of the back of a 1992 honda civic dx with the seats folded flat

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 24

I think we all agree the 1992 Honda Civic is the platonic ideal of cars

teal 1992 honda civic hatchback DX spec with steel wheels

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 23

Finally got out to do some doubletrack on a break from work

An 80's touring bike in front of a wood bridge in the woods, gravel path

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 18

pictured, the process of finding rattles in a Jeep

a Mike Luckovich political cartoon (I think) showing the Hans Brinker story of a finger in the dike, but using two fingers and two tows and another leak starting

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 16

it is because the De Dion is the rear truck suspension of connoisseurs

rear suspension of a Honda Acty, it is perfect

rear suspension and motor from a Ford Lightning, it's awful, low ground clearance, overcomplicated, grotesque, chonkiest control arms ever made

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 16

AI did it

Jon Lovitz as the pathalogical liar with a speech bubble over his head

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 12

two flat bed tow trucks in the carr mill parking lot with a speech bubble below them

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 12

I never noticed the back of these looks like the biggest MG-B you've ever seen

The back of a tan over blue rolls Royce corniche looking like a giant MG-B due to lights and trunk shape

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 11

the xfiles I WANT TO BELIEVE poster with a wankel rotary rotor instead of a UFO

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 11

I saw one of these today and it's pretty great they put a pseudo lefty fork on their balance bike

cannondale trail balance bike, it's got 12" wheels and is kind of a mango color with multicolor graphics, the fork has only one blade, just like cannondale's weird lefty single-sided forks

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 9

Was behind a Model Y with this "please absolve me" sticker this morning in the car line and just, that's worse, you understand that's worse right?

A black bumper sticker that reads "THIS TESLA IDENTIFIES AS A PRIUS" with a heart with pride flag colors

It's on a silver mk7 VW golf due to whatever sticker stock photo thing it's using

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 5

derek zoolander looking at this tiny shifter

the derek zoolander center console for kids who wanna shift good

it is tiny, like a shifter for ants

Retronymous@retronymous· Jun 2

me, after buying a trombone since I played another brass instrument: <make sure nobody else is at home> <really make sure> <make sure nobody is walking by outside>