Footslip

@rictusgrin

irrelevant troglodyte raised in captivity

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Footslip@rictusgrin· 16d

What a tiny winkle.

A person holding a plate with a naked pink baby man thing, holding an egg or something above its head with a very definite sad face and what looks like tiny genitalia protruding from its belly parts. Which explains the sad face I guess. Poor lad is embarrassed he forgot his underpants.

Footslip@rictusgrin· 21d

Mavis is wilting dramatically again. She’ll be coughing up blood into a handkerchief next.

Mavis the hot pink cyclamen plant who is a little bit thirsty and letting me know by wilting dramatically at me. I have been busy, Mavis. I’m sorry. (She needs a bigger pot too.)

Footslip@rictusgrin· 24d

Great visibility!

Footslip@rictusgrin· 28d

Ten dollars. I would buy it but I don’t want to have the clean “mimsy” conversation with guests. Seems a bit forward.

A framed picture of a vintage ad for Lux soap that reads, “Women! Keep Your Mimsy Clean”.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jul 9

The above image of a giant knife looming over 3 naked people, but now he has a googley eye and evil eyebrow so he looks even more interested in being stabby and murdery.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jul 3

Pretty sure this is what being a trillionaire feels like.

A ginger coloured dog in a blue jacket looking out over a chilly and very overgrown garden.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jun 27

Drinking tea and knitting on the front verandah in the sun. I just need a rocking chair and the old spinster circle will be complete.

Back view of Violet the chubby ginger dog surveying her kingdom from a grey verandah.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jun 8

I have always been terrible at video games, but I truly believe this Barbie one is just plain nasty.

A screenshot from the 1991 “Barbie” Nintendo game.

Footslip@rictusgrin· May 9

I made a padded bolster for Alfred’s favourite chin resting spot to replace the tea towel he usually has. This is now the only review for my work that will ever matter.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Apr 8

He be whizzin’.

A naked man with his butt angled out doing something surreptitiously while a bird/butterfly looks on, beak open in shock and/or horror.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Apr 7

Shame I’m not the target audience. I could be an OF star.

A screenshot from my DMs saying-

“heey RictusGrin :)Can u imagine that this girl has filmed home videos even though she’s a freshman in college? Hit her up maybe she’ll shoot one with you tooher OF”

Followed by a link. I’m guessing to her home videos.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Apr 7

SIR!

A woman in a red dress sitting and holding a baby while a man lies on his back, taking, what looks like, extreme liberties with his head under the ladies skirt.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Mar 22

Just popping to the shops.

The naked lower half of two bodies mid cavort with their heads inserted into and obscured by a pink flower/shell/owl perch(?). I dunno, it could also just be a very large hat. Anyway, looks like a bit a fun. I would have to add some pants though. No one needs to see all that on a Sunday.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Mar 21

This is now the coolest thing I have ever found second hand! It was only $1!

A DVD copy of the movie ‘American Ninja’ starring Michael Dudikoff.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Feb 6

No new pictures, where are you mentally

Thomas the Tank Engine with a human face, the rest of the human body tucked up inside the engines body.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Feb 6

Alfred is doing better today. Little chap kept falling asleep sitting up last night and we had to keep putting pillows under him so he didn’t hurt himself when he fell. Feels icky to take pictures when he is feeling poorly so throwback photo to that time he was cute when he saw a bird.

A chubby ginger dog called Alfred lying on a grey verandah looking alert with fur sticking up on his head and a slight blep.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Feb 5

Everywhere I go, he haunts me…

A Kamahl record on top of many other Kamahl records, this one is titled, “ALL I HAVE TO OFFER YOU IS LOVE”.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Feb 4

I may need to buy this giant hideous duck. It is ten dollars.

A giant, filthy duck cookie jar. The duck is wearing a pink bonnet and has a cartoonish face. She is beautifully hideous.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jan 27

Still greasy.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jan 16

Dad made the mistake of leaving the dishwasher door open and unattended. Alfred likes to climb in and go shopping. He managed to remove two plates, a knife and a fork.

Alfred the enterprising ginger dog sleeping on his favourite spot on the lounge. He is very innocent of all crimes and is just tired from all the good boy things he has been doing, which is nothing to do with dishwashers.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Jan 15

We have a purpose built sewing studio out the back but I continue to pattern make on the lounge room floor because the vibes are immaculate. The vibes-

A blurry close up of a ginger coloured dog, mid excitement, with her mouth open and showing her tongue, extremely excited to have a person on the floor.

Extreme close up of the same ginger dog but now with an expression of laser focus, standing right where I need to work because clearly she is far more important and she can help by having all the pats instead.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 26

I made the dogs some dog biscuits for Christmas. Monty is being subtle asking for more.

A brown and white dog with his tongue hanging out and a big smile on his face looking into the camera and asking politely for some more Christmas biscuits. He is adorable.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 20

I made Colin a hat.

A statue of a 1 foot tall brown and white cocker spaniel looking incredible festive in a custom Santa hat.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 19

This is Colin Douglas. He was in the window of a very crowded, very dusty antique shop. He was also very dusty and I could not leave his sad, chipped face behind. He is very handsome, (and now very clean) even with all his chips.

A very chipped foot high statue of a brown and white (suspected) cocker spaniel, looking regal and clean in the afternoon sun, with far too many chips and scuffs to be worth the half price we paid.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 10

He has sat on lounges this way since he was a puppy. He will also boot you off if you sit in his corner.

A very chubby ginger dog sitting with his front legs over the arm of a lounge chair, belly on display, like a grumpy old man falling asleep during the nightly news.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 6

Just here for the lulz.

Smiling frog person/ninja turtle looking vaguely in the direction of the viewer, clearly enjoying the shenanigans surrounding them.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 6

Masculine smoothness.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Dec 6

“But why, Lord?”

An obscenely muscled yellow rubber duck, proudly displaying his sculpted rear end to the camera, in an effort to entice buyers.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Nov 15

Bunnings already has Christmas decorations out for sale. I am bah humbugging very loudly etc.,but also hating that it did make me feel slightly festive. And that I did briefly consider the horrifically garish giant light up dogs.

A picture of a box containing 2 large light up Christina’s decorations called ‘Santa’s Pooches’. They are brown dogs wearing Santa hats and scarves. They are solar powered and slightly tacky. But not tacky enough that you wouldn’t consider buying them. Except that they are $199 which is ridiculous for a once a year usage.

Footslip@rictusgrin· Oct 28

Without saying your age who was your first animated crush