@monteiro.bsky.social and @erikahall.bsky.social I saw this print at @birdhousetattoo.bsky.social in PDX this weekend and felt like it was relevant to your interests 😂 (cc: @floridanorcross.bsky.social )

Hot take: AI is just a less cool version of Conky from Peewee's Playhouse.

Best I can do is a duck on my shoulder.

My sister got an adorable new dachsund puppy. I get to visit in 2 weeks when she is still in the puppy breath stage and I'm more excited for that than my nephew's graduation.

I loved Flash so much it made me want to learn MATH!

Let's throw in Nancy as a bonus treat...

I got my dog one of these when she was a tiny puppy intent on chewing every piece of plastic in the world and watching her run around with it joyfully was sincerely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We called it "The Kong Dong"

If we're being bold let's bring back the Subaru Brat:

Wore this to 80s week at Pilates yesterday so I'm extra ready. (Sadly because I wasn't wearing neon and a side pony none of the 12 year olds in my class clocked it as both hilarious and from the 80s gear)

Some people have never had a shoe thrown at them and it shows.

I mean I could get behind a vindictive therapist, honestly.

So basically I'm just going to be tongue tied and/or pulling a Chris Farley during every session. (Fun fact: my current actual therapist looks so much like Sandra Bernhard I sort of expect her to do some jazz scatting after I spill my guts 😆)

All hail Mooby.

"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

So chuck Mitch McConnell at a billionaire?

10. "Bridge to Terabithia" by Katherine Paterson 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

9. "Where the Red Fern Grows" by Wilson Rawls 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

8. "A Light in the Attic" by Shel Silverstein 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

(Life was lifing so I missed a bunch of days. Picking back up now) 7. "Mrs Piggle-Wiggle" by Betty McDonald 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

"I'll see your bad kerning and raise you exposing children to p*rn!"

6. All of a Kind Family" by Sydney Taylor 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

I have very rational conversations with Millie about how I can not throw the ball right now because I have adult responsibilities like going to meetings and cooking dinner. She does not care.

5. "Anastasia Krupnik" by Lois Lowry Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge