Ritual Coffee

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Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· 17d

Not my fanciest build, but this character is supposed to be struggling to make ends meet. This is his first apartment.

screenshot of player housing in World of Warcraft. A modest one bedroom apartment. Players are seated around a coffee table in the living space, a kitchenette in the background, and entryways to the bath and bedrooms.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· 17d

Been having way too much fun on my dracthyr alt lately. The inspiration for storylines is hitting. 🔥

Two male dracthyr in visage form, a male nightborne, and a female blood elf hanging in a tavern (player housing).

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Jun 6

Screenshot of someone's status. Emilypopcast says, "AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds."

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Jun 4

Me too, Louise. Me too.

Bob's Burgers meme. The mom asks "kids, are any of you non-binary?" The responses are "I respond to both 'Attaboy' and 'You go, girl'" and "I'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· May 4

QRP with your flower art 🌹

A black cat with green eyes sitting behind a pink potted rose bush and staring into the distance.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· May 4

So frustrated by these awesome long coats that are attached to pants! I wanted less ostentatious pants, which means sacrificing the look into a crop jacket. Ugh. #transmog

A void elf dressed in a short black jacket and brown pants.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 24

Date night

A void elf and a blood elf sitting on a rug outside under the trees, stargazing. World of Warcraft.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 22

Ooo so after Rommath gives Umbric his little void embassy, the guards aren't quite as mean to you! #worldofwarcraft

Screenshot of text saying "The guard gives you a polite nod, despite their eyes lingering on your void energies."

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 14

My boy has a new bestie!

Screenshot from World of Warcraft of a red haired blood elf standing next to a black haired void elf at a garden party.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 7

I took the most cursed selfie.

A dark haired void elf hanging out on the beach at nighttime, using the WoW selfie cam to take a picture. He is hunched over with his face twisted in a grimace that only a Forsaken could love.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 5

I must have done this before because I found a collage in my phone. The player🖤 | 🖤the character(s) #worldofwarcraft

A collage of two pics. The first is a male blood elf hunter with a red ponytail and a firelands transmog. The second is a femme person with long copper hair in a red velvet mini dress, black damask leggings, knee high boots, and black leather jacket sitting in a blue velvet chair.

A void elf hunter with an emo swoop of black hair dressed casually in a white blouse, black pants, and knee high boots as he leans against a kitchen counter.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 3

Finally got around to unlocking Nightmare Difficulty. 😳 #astalor

Screenshot of player character kneeling before Astalor with an energy bar that says "submit to astalor." The booktok girlies have been swooning over this, especially considering his voice.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 2

***SPOILERS*** Don't worry, I didn't forget this catty queen. I agree, Rommy... I, too, wish I could just throw Orcs at my problems.

SPOILER WARNING. Screenshot of World of Warcraft where Rommath critiques Arator's plan to unite the elf races. It ends with him saying, "I never thought I would see the day when I wish we could just throw orcs at a problem."

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Apr 2

We are in the middle of a crisis, my dude, and all you can think about is your ex?? #rombric

Screenshot of World of Warcraft. Umbric is rambling about some magic spell Rommath created and how it was actually Umbric who taught him to add invisibility to it. Pretty sure a LOT of problems could be solved if these two would bang already.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 30

Getting the band back together

Screenshot from World of Warcraft featuring Void Elves in the Voidstorm, with my void elf character in the middle. L-R: Riftwalker Sidaris, Magister Umbric, my character, Riftblade Maella, Riftblade Astre.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 30

Oh, and they're funny too? Brb - falling in love with this emo enby.

Riftblade Astre saying in quest text "At least I'm not visiting my parents." Quest: To be changed.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 30

I stg every time I check this post, I find something new/I missed. 🤌 www.reddit.com/r/wow/commen...

Scene from Nimona with Ambrosius and Ballister in the tavern saying, "And hold the olives. He's allergic." Ambrosius is labeled Umbric and Ballister is labeled Rommath. It compares the similarities of both couples UST and friends to enemies to lovers themes.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 28

This is a Penumbra stan account. #worldofwarcraft

A screenshot from World of Warcraft showing a blue void kitty on a table next to a gold necklace.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Feb 10

Is anyone surprised this has been my main for 20 years? Half my chart is Sagittarius.

A blood elf hunter dressed in a fire themed transmog.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Sep 28

Hello, friend.

A grey tree frog sitting on a playhouse windowsill, tilting his head jauntily.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Sep 26

I made pumpkin jar candles in autumn scents. #magicalbazaar

A clear glass jar shaped like a pumpkin, lid off, with a lit candle inside. Next to it is a tall wooden fox statue and a tiny resin pumpkin covered in felt.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Aug 25

Me blasting Golden from Kpop Demon Hunters in the car:

Crying in the club meme. A man staring at the camera looking sad with the words: i don't know why I'm crying in the club right now.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Jun 23

Ok, sir. I guess it's yours.

A white cat with big green eyes laying on top of a black book.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Jun 23

Well, well, well... look what showed up on Saint John's Eve.

The Black Raven: A Study in the Folk Necromancy of Early Modern Germany by Alexander Cummins and Brian Johnson. A black book on a red and cream carpet.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· May 22

Happy #WorldGothDay

a femme person with long brown hair standing in a white room, wearing a black corset, black mini skirt layered with floor length netting, black knee high boots, and a cross choker.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 30

My kid on any normal day vs my kid during a growth spurt.

A man yelling out his car window, "how are you still alive?"

Sonic saying, "I have no idea."

Tiger King: "I am never going to financially recover from this."

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 21

Just to give people an example of what I'm talking about, here's a popular board. You'd pick the knobs or small handles for cabinets & tiny drawers, larger ones for large drawers and pantries. Or use TWO small items on a large drawer (not as popular right now).

A hardware display board showing a collection of knobs and pulls in multiple sizes and finishes.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 19

Someone else is enjoying the weather on the patio.

A fluffy white cat stares up at you with big green eyes from the second level of a blue cat tower.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 19

It looks like some purple crocus found its way into our yard?

Purple flowers peeking up through a pile of old leaves.

Ritual Coffee@ritualcoffee· Mar 19

Enjoying this taste of spring. (Happy early equinox!) The beautiful lapis lazuli pendant was wire wrapped by @tetrabryaton.bsky.social . Thank you again! 💜💜💜