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Robadelphia@robadelphia· 1d

image from the movie super troopers. officer farva is looking around a corner wearing gloves and holding a toilet brush. it's the scene where he says "you mean shenanigans?" farva's head has been replaced by alec bohm's.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· 19d

still image of the kid in the iconic vine who says lebron james

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jul 1

omg i need a gif of the home run falling in front of skenes’ sad face

photo of my TV. it’s showing the large video board at citizens bank park which has a photo of paul skenes looking miserable. it’s hard to see but there’s a dot on the screen thats a baseball which is falling into the stands for a home run.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 19

ope

screenshot of text. it says:

recent comments

roster #1642872

i asked sim city 2000 to grade your trades and it said there's a huge fire by the power plant

roster #1642872

people are really out here admitting they ask crappy computer software for its opinion lmao

screenshot of text. it says roster not found.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 16

i'm not a mathematician but i think i know what goes here

screenshot of part of a baseball box score. the away team has 0 runs in the first three innings. the home team has three in the first inning and four runs in the second.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 3

FINALLY

screenshot from the 82-0 game. it says projected record 82-0

screenshot of my team in the 82-0 game. my team is russell westbrook, luka doncic, mark aguirre, anthony davis, and nikola jokic.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 3

when bohm hits into a double play to take the lead

photo of hide the pain harold, a balding middle-aged man with white hair and a short white beard who is smiling, but his expression looks pained. it's in the eyes, something about the eyebrows and eye wrinkles looks sad. but he's smiling.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 2

i give up

screenshot of my attempt at the 82-0 game. it says projected record: 80-2

screenshot of my team in the 82-0 game: gary payton, ray allen, michael jordan, tim duncan, wilt chamberlain.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Jun 2

FUCK

Robadelphia@robadelphia· May 21

porque no

image of a philadelphia flyers lineup for next season. notably the lineup includes four new players: elias pettersson, mavrik bourque, john carlson, and connor ingram. the forward lines are

konecny - zegras - martone
michkov - pettersson - tippett
foerster - barkey - bourque
dvorak - couturier - grebenkin

the defensive pairs are:

sanheim - drysdale
york - carlson
seeler - bonk

the two players in the press box are hathaway and jiricek.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· May 3

safe

photo of my tv showing JT realmuto running over first base. in the background edmundo sosa is in the dugout with his arms outstretched and at angle indicating a safe call.

the previous image just zoomed in on edmundo. there’s something funny about his stance. he has one leg up on a step and his arms are at an angle.

the same image zoomed in on just edmundo’s head. it’s very blurry but he doesn’t seem to have any expression at all.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· May 3

this was called offside? like wtf

photo of my tv. it’s paused on konecny shooting the puck into the offensive zone. three flyers are at the line but they are all clearly not in the zone yet.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· May 2

tim robinson in a hot dog costume. it’s from the skit where he says we’re all trying to find the guy who did this, and he did it

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 30

@charlieoconn.bsky.social lmao youtu.be/6SGTTJw40O4?...

text only image. it says:

"I despise the miserable section of this fanbase and I was rooting so hard, not even for the Flyers, I was rooting so hard not to give those people, who I absolutely hate, even more fuel for their misery and their absolutely awful social media posts. I was so happy that that crew got shut up, because if they would have blown this, that crew would have had the entire summer to crow, and I am so happy that group has to shut the hell up for a while."

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 30

still image of a slightly disheveled chris farley in a sport coat and tie grinning at the camera. it’s from one of the SNL sketches where he’s supposed to be interviewing famous people but he just asks them if they remember the famous things they did and tells them it was awesome. a speech bubble implies he is saying whatever this post is quoting.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 30

photo of a tv screen. the score says pittsburgh 0, philadelphia 1. the camera is looking through the glass right where the flyers are celebrating. travis konecny is facing the glass and crowd, pressed against iy, arms raised, yelling joyfully.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 30

dan muse looks like a young junior soprano in a universe where junior became a middle school teacher and sucked at it

junior soprano from the sopranos, an older bald white man with big glasses

dan muse, a bald white man with glasses abd also his ears stick out

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 25

goals may win games, but the true measure of triumph is found in the heart #flyku

still image of a group of flyers celebrating in a circle inside the penalty box as trevor zegras is skating by about to smack the glass. it’s taken from the broadcast, not a photo, so it’s a bit blurry. but that adds to the charm.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 25

photo of philadelphia flyers mascot gritty, an orange furry monster with huge googly eyes dressed in a flyers uniform and skates. it's a promo shot, professionally lit, taken in front of a black curtain. an orange broom has been photoshopped on so that it looks like gritty is holding it.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 25

oh mama

screenshot of a potential flyers forward lineup for the 27-28 season. the lines are:

1: tyson foerster, elias pettersson, porter martone
2: denver barkey, trevor zegras, owen tippett
3: travis konecny, claude giroux, matvei michkov
4: christian dvorak, sean couturier, nikita grebenkin

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 24

screenshot of two bluesky posts. in the first, treb says:

lol the steelers were on the phone with lemon and they didn’t know the eagles traded up.

then steve posted a picture in reply. it’s a screengrab of a flyers fan giving sidney crosby a big grin and eyebrow raise and head tilt, as if to say lmao you know you just took that L, and crosby sitting in the penalty box with a little smirk because he did know.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 24

penalty box cam for the zegras goal i love it so much

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 22

bring shovels tonight it takes a whole city to bury a penguin #flyku

garnet hathaway, owen tippett, and cam york celebrate as goalie stuart skinner looks at a puck in his net.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 22

hm what does this photo say about the photographer

photo of hockey player james van riemsdyk in a flyers jersey during a game. the photo was taken from the first row through the glass, which is not visible, so it almost seems as if the photographer was standing on the ice directly in front of the player. the color of the photo has been replaced by a sepia tone, which gives it a retro feel.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 20

game one, pittsburgh slain game two, young victors rise to kill the dead again

photo of philadelphia flyers player porter martone skating by his team's bench and touching gloves with teammates tyson foerster, trevor zegras, and owen tippett after scoring a goal. the three teammates are all looking at martone and are in various stages of cheering and yelling. just visible behind the bench are the jerseys of a few fans in the stands. the jerseys are that of the pittsburgh penguins.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 20

member when the flyers made the playoffs, and they went to pittsburgh, and shut down the pens retirement home and won game one? member that? that was awesome

still image of a slightly disheveled chris farley in a sport coat and tie grinning at the camera. it’s from one of the SNL sketches where he’s supposed to be interviewing famous people but he just asks them if they remember the famous things they did and tells them it was awesome.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 19

pens and flyers sorted by time on ice in last night's game when comparing these two lists, there's one column in particular that really jumps out at you

part of a hockey box score showing penguins players. erik karlsson is 35 years old. kris letang is 38. bryan rust is 33. evgeni malkin is 39. sidney crosby is 38. parker wotherspoon is 28. samuel girard is 27. rickard rakell is 32. egor chinakhov is 24. ryan shea is 28. connor clifton is 30. anthony mantha is 31.

part of a box score showing flyers players. rasmus ristolainen is 31. travis sanheim is 29. cameron york is 25. jamie drysdale is 23. christian dvorak is 29. owen tippett is 26. travis konecny is 28. tyson foerster is 24. porter martone is 19. sean couturier is 33. trevor zegras is 24. noah cates is 26.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 19

image taken from the movie thor ragnarok of hela standing in a courtyard full of bodies saying oh, i've missed this, except hela has been replaced by gritty, and the bodies are all sidney crosby.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 18

playoff hockey dawns what prize for those who battle? moments eternal

photo taken from inside a net during a hockey game. it shows flyers forward ville leino, one arm raised straight up like the statue of liberty, expressionless. at his feet lies canadiens goaltender jaroslav halak who is staring at a puck that has just crossed the goal line. in the background, the scoreboard shows the flyers are winning 1-0.

Robadelphia@robadelphia· Apr 11

welp, here we go again

screenshot of an instagram post from datadrivenhockey about the flyers playoff odds.

current odds: 48.7 percent

today’s best case scenario: 88.9 percent

today’s worst case scenario: 12.5 percent