robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone. 📍Seattle, WA (any pronoun)
Had a nightmare last night that I was being chased by the subway peddler from The Wiz and it was honestly one of the scariest dreams I've ever had.
Taco Bell two nights in a row means I'm eating good and sleeping soundly.
The fact that we left naked night while the sun was STILL out yesterday is having my brain in a tizzy. Can't say we've ever done that, but I was sleeeeeepy. w/ @itsrickypnw.bsky.social
Just a fat boy, happy with his grilled squid and strawberry lemonade at the summer solstice celebration. 😘 Happy #ThiccThursday, y'all!
Monday morning after a 3-day weekend and I'm up before my alarm. Wish I were back in the hot tub with a nice drink. Or that I could sleep for another 4 hours. Y'all have a great day! 💓
RIP Jenni. Everyone better have at least 3 drinks tonight in her memory.
Possibly the cutest I've ever looked, yet I have to waste it on a half-day at work and a dentist appointment.
I did see a post yesterday from my Snapchat memories where my back was peeling from a sunburn. It essentially looked like this... I would post it here as well but it's kinda gnarly. 😬
Picked up more movies at the used bookstore today. Shoutout to my husband for buying them. 👹 I love youuuuu @kumadamada.bsky.social but now you have to watch them all with meeeee.
Getting my body right for day 2 of Pride with 2 ibuprofen and a cold can of docta pebba. Ready to take on the world. Also... if you see any expiration dates, no you didn't.
I made a shrimp ceviche bien machín and it took everything in me to stop eating it and set some aside for tomorrow's lunch. I had two tostadas and a small nachos. This time, I did two jalapeños and one serrano. Imagine a cartoon character with hearts shooting out of their eyes. That me.
Facemask to combat the sunburn, orange wine to combat the day. I can see white lines on my body where the body paint protected me from the harmful rays. Alexa, play "Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow.
Crawling to bed at 7am (horrible sleep schedule) and I'm highly considering setting an alarm due to how much I'm craving Popeyes. To sleep in, or give in to cravings?
A little afternoon coffee break before I decide to try and fit 4 hours of work in to the next 30min before I'm off for a 3-day weekend. Y'all wish me luck.
Got a visitors pass with @kailscheng.bsky.social so we could get thru TSA at SEA and eat at the new Chili's. Just lil' Tuesday things.
Just a guy in his happy place. Modelo, sandwich, friends, and a nude beach. I somehow got sunburnt on only one side of my neck and nowhere else on my body??? Not sure how that happened since I didn't stay in one spot/position for more than 2min at a time.
There was a dad and his 3 kids in front of me all on the right side. As I'm approaching, the dad decides he needs to be on the left. He gradually moves to the middle then the left. All kids were holding hands, so they formed a line of people ACROSS the aisle as they moved at a glacial speed.
Met a cute couple at White Center Pride this weekend. At first I thought they were into me, but upon photo reflection it seems that I was a third wheel.
A story in 3 parts. Our naked photo ops just keep gathering more and more people. Happy pride! Love each and every one of you. Yes, even you. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Yes, even @pnw-swirl.bsky.social.
My sunburn is currently at the stage where my back is in a constant state of needing to be scratched, but my favorite malatang place now has shrimp balls that are shaped like cat paws. The lord giveth and the lord taketh.
Happy hump day, everyone! Gets those rears in gear, and don't forget to be queer. 💓
A little bit of bedhead cleaning before my friend comes to stay for a few days. Can't wait to get my hair done later this week.
Two kings, crowning each other on a job well done at Bay to Breakers. Weather in Seattle is rainy today. Jonesing for the sun and warm weather we had in San Francisco. Am I crazy or are we having the most uncertain weather?!?!
