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robotattack@robotattack· 11d

Great show!

A theatre audience waits as a large screen displays "Scarred for Life: A Folk Horror Special" beneath purple stage lights, with a lone microphone on stage ready for the evening's presentation.

robotattack@robotattack· 23d

I wouldn't totally blame Google's dumb AI on that

Screenshot of link to a Ticketmaster advertising a World Cup Event involving England v Spain

robotattack@robotattack· Jun 30

robotattack@robotattack· Jun 17

Enjoy looking at Keanu, as there's not much else there to like! I saw them on Sunday and won't be rushing to see them again.

robotattack@robotattack· Jun 2

Happy Pride Month

A screenshot from a Hideo Kojima tweet stating "Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-Shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay." He had previously posted a tweet of him wearing a New Order T-shirt.

robotattack@robotattack· May 8

#localelections

Hand-drawn cartoon of a political rally. On the left, a campaign stand with a sign reading "SALT" decorated with stars and a salt shaker on the podium. On the right, a dense crowd of slugs with eyestalks raised, chanting "Slugs for Salt! Slugs for Salt! slugs for Salt! slugs for Salt!" in a shared speech bubble.

robotattack@robotattack· Apr 29

Not even Joe McGann

Actor Joe McGann suffered severe depression while starring in 90s hit sitcom The Upper Hand

robotattack@robotattack· Apr 15

The absolute audacity of Microsoft Rewards wanting people to create AI slop for Earth Day

Screenshot from Microsoft Rewards "Create feel-good images and pick up 20 points."

robotattack@robotattack· Apr 13

robotattack@robotattack· Apr 2

I'm pretty much 9 most days

robotattack@robotattack· Mar 2

Entry from Keeper's Diary in Resident Evil. "Itchy. Tasty."

robotattack@robotattack· Mar 2

He does actually look like Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. could have grown into

robotattack@robotattack· Mar 2

robotattack@robotattack· Feb 12

John Wick in a suit and tie in the upcoming John Wick gameJohn Wick in a suit and tie in the upcoming John Wick game

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 25

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 22

Just saw the aurora borealis... in Animal Crossing #northernlights #animalcrossing

Screenshot from Animal crossing showing the aurora borealis in game

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 13

Not bad when I only started playing again in November #NintendoSwitch2025

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 7

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 1

I think I'll just spend 2026 here #animalcrossing #happynewyear

robotattack@robotattack· Jan 1

Happy new year! #happynewyear #animalcrossing #2026

Screenshot from Animal Crossing showing 2026 written in fireworks

Screenshot from Animal Crossing saying "Happy New Year! May this year hold exciting adventures for us all!"

Screenshot from Animal Crossing showing my character and the other villagers celebrating the new year

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 31

Jeez, it's cold out here. I'm starting to wish I'd stayed at home. #nye #animalcrossing

Screenshot from Animal Crossing at the new year countdown. My character is cold.

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 31

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 28

'Stranger Things' Music Supervisor Says Finale Lands a Needle Drop Fans Won't Expect (Exclusive)

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 27

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: blake rules (8) Korn (6) A new 5 seconds to start your week! (4) Lorraine Kelly sits in (3) Andy Williams (2). #myweekcounted 142 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

blake rules Korn A new 5 seconds to start your week! Lorraine Kelly sits in Andy Williams

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 25

#animalcrossing

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 25

Christmas cracker nonsense

Part of the contents of a Christmas cracker. The object is a metal spring with a metal ring entwined within it, claiming to be a puzzle and magic trick. It's neither.

The piece of paper has this written on it:

JOKE
What do Santas helpers learn at school? The elf-abet

TRIVIA
What is the red-and-white striped Christmas sweet?

ANAGRAM
PENSTERS

CONVERSATION STARTER
Would you rather have fairy lights for finger nails or tinsel for hair?

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 20

Two days of building a perfect Snowboy by eyeballing it. 😀 #animalcrossing

Screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Switch showing my character behind a Snowboy saying "Your perfect Snowboy is here!"

Screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons on the Switch showing my character behind a Snowboy saying "You're looking at pure snowfolk perfection right here. But you know that. You made me!"

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 20

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Becky Hill (3) John Legend (2) Leona Lewis (2) *NSYNC (1) Aled Jones (1). #myweekcounted 52 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Becky Hill John Legend Leona Lewis *NSYNC Aled Jones

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 14

Ten years since I met Shrek. Where does the time go, eh?

An incredibly handsome man poses with Shrek. Shrek is wearing a Santa hat, while the man is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "Hatin' for Satan"

robotattack@robotattack· Dec 13

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: The Devil Wears Prada (10) Fear Factory (9) Ice Nine Kills (4) Barry Manilow (1) Billy Swan (1). #myweekcounted 32 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue