Robot Monkey Pants

@robotmonkypants

Half monkey. Half pants. All robot.

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Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Dec 7

Emotional Support Hot Dogs cc: @edwardodell.bsky.social

A stuffed toy in the design of a basket containing 6 Emotional Support Hot Dogs

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Nov 27

Traditional turkey fryer setup. Cardboard on floor for safety

Not shown? Frozen turkey, 6pk of beer, and a can of water to toss on any potential flameups

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jul 12

Anytime a dog can umpire a cricket match, you have a winner. See the movie clip here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgF...

Tuffy the dog umpires a cricket match. A white Indian Spitz, Tuffy is sitting in a red high chair while wearing a white straw hat that says "Umpire". In front of Tuffy are two signs that Tuffy will display during the game (IN / OUT)

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jul 6

The "Candy Salad" would like to have a word 🍽️

A bucket labelled "Candy Salad", available for sale at the local grocery store. Features products from Nerds, Jolly Rancher, Sour Patch Kids, and other gummy-related candy products all mixed up into a single package

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jun 1

What started as a "look for an ad for the Banana Printer" led to a rabbit hole: The 1984 DAK Electronics Catalog. From computer accessories to audio equipment to fancy phone gadgets that let you turn on your lights remotely, it's all here for cheap prices! More here: archive.org/details/1984...

The Complete Computer

Here's a 50 character per second plain paper, dot matrix printer that you can use with virtually any home or office personal computer. It's built really tough to withstand heavy use. And, it's really easy to use. Price Slashed to $129.
Let's clear the air. This printer isn'tthe fanciest. It doesn't have the most features. And, it's not the fastest.

But, it uses plain paper and it's super

reliable. It prints both upper and lower

case characters. And, if you aren't using

a printer with your computer, read on.

LISTING/INDEXES/LETTERS

AND MORE

Experience the thrill of actually writing your letters and reports on your computer. Now you'll be able to use all of your computer's word processing and correcting capabilities to really explore your creative talents.

It's easy. Some of the new word processing programs are so 'user friendly' that you can learn to use them in just about 1 0 minutes. Change a line, change a word, move a line. It's all just a push of a button away.

Are data bases a four letter word? Not on your life. Now you can use your computer to organize all your telephone numbers, your stocks, stamps, and recipes.

If you' re using your computer for business, you can have a complete, instantly accessible file for each customer by name, what they bought, when, etc.

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Apr 28

Mickey started out with minimal clothing. Gloves were added later to help differentiate his hands when they were animated in front of his body Curious how many SKUs the Disney Character clothing shoppe needs to carry for the different animal shapes, or if different companies specialize per animal?

Mickey Mouse in PLANE CRAZY is not wearing shoes or gloves (but he does have on shorts)

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Mar 25

Selected excerpt from an exercise in making homemade BBQ sauce Spoiler alert: it did not go well defector.com/i-have-been-... #FoodSky 🍽️

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Mar 21

Thanks to the CBS camera crew for sharing the Wifi SSID and password for the basketball tournament #MarchMadness #Infosec

CBS March Madness placecard on the broadcasters table, listing what appears to be an official SSID and password

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Feb 19

Then there was the Creative Labs Nomad MP3 player About the size of a portable CD player (so missed out on the pocket-sized trend), and ran through batteries like nobody's business Here's an interesting write-up comparing the marketing of it to the iPod chep2m.medium.com/creative-nom... 🎵

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Feb 18

Of course, there's always this Wizard of OZ plot summary (h/t Entertainment Weekly and others who've shared it previously)

THE WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets, and then teams up with three strangers to kill again

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Feb 4

Did you say Indy journalism?

A newspaper clipping of the Shanghai Evening Post highlighting Indiana Jones in a feature story, "Archaeologist liberates abducted youths from Thuggee Cult and returns sacred stone to Mayapore"

Also included is an advertisement for "Club Obi Wan"

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jan 6

Like... a Yeti trophy?

An engraved insulated Yeti mug sitting atop a stand as if it were an award trophy

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Dec 30

Maybe they're using a kettle IN the microwave?

This white plastic tea kettle is short and stout. Here, the handle shown on the right is gray, while the tiny spout is on the left. It is designed to be used in a microwave

The kettle sits in the foreground of the photo, while a microwave oven in the background looks on lovingly. If the microwave had arms, it would be extending them into a warm hug around the teapot, embracing it in a loving embrace as the kettle warms the water inside to an exciting 65°C

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Dec 2

Hard-core D&D gamers played only with these dice

A set of dice from the game Pass the Pigs. The dice are in the form of pigs and are designed to land in various positions when rolled. The example shows one pig landed on its feet, while the second pig landed on its head. Other options for how the pigs can land include lying on its side, lying on its back, and resting on its trotter, snout and ear

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Nov 20

Flow diagram showing naming options

A PDF flow diagram showing whether you can trust a particular bluesky username online or not. @jonworth.au created it

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Oct 18

Things were so much simpler then

Screenshot of Procomm Plus, the best comm software ever made

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Sep 27

Finally!

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Sep 25

SPY Magazine

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Sep 15

The Nike vs Reebok color shifts were problematic On the other hand, you can tell who's a real fan by how off the colors are on their sports wardrobe vs current "Process Blue"

Comparison of old color Carolina Panther blue, vs the official Process Blue color favored by the team.

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Aug 14

Why not both? Reference photo from HBO's documentary WELL GROOMED: www.hbo.com/movies/well-... 📺

Screenshot from HBO"s documentary WELL GROOMED, showing a dog that's been painted and groomed to look like a chicken

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jul 8

THE WHO agrees?

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jun 5

But was there a disco light showerhead?

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Apr 22

Unsure if this is a typo (either mistaken or deliberate). Sentence seems to read correctly either way. www.torquenews.com/11826/recent...

However, it’s good to remember Musk’s track record before doing that. During his long career, Elon has created and grown five completely desperate companies to a more than a billion-dollar valuation.

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Mar 25

HIGHLIGHTS magazine has revamped Goofus & Gallant for the Internet age

Goofus & Gallant: When you're using the Internet, let your Gallant shine!

Goofus posts random photos on the internet without asking, while Gallant asks if it's okay to share the photos.

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Mar 4

Have you tried balloons?

A GIF from the movie UP, with DUG THE DOG being held aloft by balloons

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Feb 17

Are we all supposed to store our iPods in the safe now? 🎵

Promotional image of a safe that someone has stored their red iPod in for safekeeping

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Feb 7

Demonstration of quality ingestion and publishing of Reuters articles via CMS software shown here @aendra.com @jeffjarvis.bsky.social

The bad copy reads: "Roughly 115 positions may be eliminated at One Medical and Amazon Pharmacy, according to Business Insider, which first reported, opens new tab the job cuts. A person cited by Insider estimated up to 400 employees could lose their jobs."

Will start including "opens new tab" in future pieces

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jan 24

If you were a villain, who would you be?

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jan 22

"You're not a very good button. You're the worst button I've ever seen. Why can't you be like all the other buttons? Howard Button has a real job running the elevator, but you didn't want to take that class. Just look at you. Bad button. What do you have to say for yourself, ya ding-dong?."

Robot Monkey Pants@robotmonkypants· Jan 9

Only verified journalists can wear this