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foggy bottom jeans@robt· 5d

when I buy music on Bandcamp, sometimes I do chip in extra, and sometimes I pay a dollar or two for an otherwise free song. but I have never yearned for "permanent digital evidence of spending more on music."

Black and white text-based image
"SUPERCOLLECTOR", written in large black font all-caps sans serif; below it, the text "a new value for music" in a smaller monospaced serif font, white text on black background
The final bit of text is a paragraph in a smaller sans serif font, back to black text on white background. It reads: "Supercollector is a place where fans get permanent digital evidence of spending more on music. No homepage favourites, no editorial, go ask your favourite artists if they have releases on Supercollector. Contact us to discuss your release."

foggy bottom jeans@robt· 11d

Ta-Nehisi Coates looking at the camera saying “wow, that was really racist”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· 12d

in the early 1990s I really thought this little guy was gonna be a more important videogame character, like part of a big three with Mario and Sonic

cover of Bonk's Adventure for the Turbo-Grafx 16. Bonk is a bald cave person wearing a cheetah skin. His head is enormous. He is shown crashing (bonking?) his head through a wall.

screenshot from Bonk's Adventure, a side-scrolling platformer. our hero is jumping over lava. he has passed some sort of red dino wearing an eggshell over its head. he has 1.5 of 3 hearts left (be careful!). can't say if he'll make it over this jump. it depends on if he's reached the apex yet but I like to believe he's got the juice

foggy bottom jeans@robt· 13d

a second routine has been identified

Andy Card telling Bush about 9/11

foggy bottom jeans@robt· 13d

Thursday the 20th

foggy bottom jeans@robt· 17d

two words popped into my head and I’m glad to see that it already exists as a canned product

Malört Spritz

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jul 17

April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him.

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jul 16

CHAOS!

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jul 14

the cover of One Billion Americans: The Case for Thinking Bigger, a book by Matthew Yglesias. there is a map of the continental US made up of an indeterminate number of white stars, suggesting that getting to One Billion Americans somehow involves creating more states on existing land

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jun 19

you're not wrong

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jun 12

18th century violinist Chevalier de Saint-Georges with a speech bubble towards the quoted skeet

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jun 10

some other classics from the best to ever do it

a selection of Adrian Chiles’ column headlines:
If dishwasher-loading was a sport, my dad would be world champion
All you can eat? I take those words as a promise—and a challenge
What is an app? I honestly have no idea
I took drugs recently and colours danced on the insides of my eyelids
You’re never too old to climb a tree—and I should know

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jun 7

This is unnecessary and intentionally signalling France

a closeup of one section in the screenshot of the post I’m replying to. it shows the vague shape of a tower that vaguely looks like the Eiffel Tower

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Jun 1

we should all know less about each other

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 24

"’This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,’ i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit” - dril

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 22

(thanks to gameboy.stonekokoro.com)

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 20

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 19

this guy wants us to believe that ”we do need a ballroom”

Senator John Fetterman wearing a dark single-breasted suit and a light grey or white hoodie with a light blue tie. the tie is tied around his bare neck and draped over the hoodie. based on the cut, the hoodie appears to have a kangaroo pocket. the ocbd of hoodies

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 19

noted

Wikipedia “quick facts” panel that hasn’t been expanded yet, so it just says “Quick facts: born, died …”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 13

the concept of a ‘sphere residency’

Photo of the band No Doubt in front of a concert audience. Text as follows: “No Doubt kicks off Sphere residency. Tony Kanal and No Doubt have taken over the famed venue”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 7

that’s right

photo of a dirtywave M8 music tracker in the middle of playing back a song I’m working on. view of a single track, notes going down with parameters across like a spreadsheet. device looks like if a gameboy had mechanical keys. a white and orange dog is curled in the background

foggy bottom jeans@robt· May 3

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Apr 28

Mockup of someone wearing a t-shirt with the quote from the quoted skeet: “ The White House ballroom project is not just a fun project for President Trump like you will read in the media. It is actually critical for our national security.”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Apr 21

maximum lethality indeed

a tweet from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (styling himself as Secretary of War) saying “the War Department [sic] is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” accompanying the tweet appears to be a video of the Secretary making this announcement, presumably to lots of hoots and hollers

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Apr 10

what the hell, sure

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Apr 4

he’s going to get a velour version of the solicitor general outfit with a punisher skull

photo of a man in morning dress, a dark tailcoat with grey pants and waistcoat, white shirt and bowtie. this is what the word rizz was made for

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Mar 27

or I can just have a real conversation with one of my real dogs

spam email from a crowdfunding aggregator thing called kickstargogo with subject line “the AI robot dog for real conversation”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Mar 17

me every day

✋ silence AI OVERVIEW, Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, is talking ✋

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Mar 6

wow, this is me and Demonstrare right now

Brooklyn 99 scene wherein a character holding a little dog says “I’ve only had Arlo for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”

foggy bottom jeans@robt· Feb 21

I don’t know what mogging is but this is the only mog I know

Mog from Final Fantasy VI (1994) in art by Yoshitaka Amano. A white cat-like creature with red bat wings, a pink nose and a yellow pom. he sits in a polka dot stool and is holding a glass of what I’ve decided is red wine