Robyn the Protogen

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Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· 20d

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· 23d

"Oh man I sure do hope this RAM isn't protogen bait to trap me!" The ever-so-ominous and intimidating box-and-stick trap:

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· 25d

KINKAJOU IS HERE!!!!!!!!!

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· 26d

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jul 2

… omfg 😭🙏 it has tho

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 27

BEAN HAS A BLANKET (My protobean is named Bean btw)

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 24

Everyone, take these memes I made with my protobean

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 23

I GOT MY PROTOBEAN

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 23

Do Vulcans lie, guys? Idk, Spock seems pretty trustworthy here

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 20

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 19

We got THREE new protogens in the last week 🔥🔥🔥

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 17

Hard question

"Would you rather get 5 million dollars in a year"

"Or get a dollar in 5 million years"

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 16

W-what were they clapping with...?

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 15

Meme related to Proto Party

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 15

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Jun 14

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Apr 18

L. M. F. A. Fucking. O. I got RedditCareResources called on me again.

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Mar 8

This is YOUR sign to download Desktop Ponies! For absolutely free on Github github.com/RoosterDrago...

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Feb 26

Zach Hadel deciding to go out on his own terms rather than having Smiling Friends go on and become itself but worse

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Feb 25

lmfao, from the Wikipedia page of Hermann Goering

Screenshot from Wikipedia, showing two subsections on the article for Hermann Goering. Beneath "World War II", is:

Success on all fronts
Defeat on all fronts

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Feb 7

lmfao the first three posts on my feed are about the muppet show

Three Bluesky posts, from top to bottom:

From Vivziepop, reading "OK!! A VERY busy week is over. now. Time to watch... the MUPPET SHOW 😍✨"

From ceej, reading: "production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like "ratings" or "revenue." it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA"

From Jerry Chen, reading "fine. i will host the muppet show"

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Feb 5

Have you ever wanted to spend over $70 on Google Earth? Well now you can! With our latest scam- I mean scheme, you can buy a subscription on Google Earth!

Robyn the Protogen@robyntheprotogen· Feb 4

Yes it does. I only have for YT Premium because no ads, but I'm not paying for a Google subscription just to have their godawful AI "help" me write emails.