Rockwell McCloud
@rockwellmccloud
Lover of movies and women.
Liv Morgan, desperately trying to get mainstream media attention.
Anya Taylor Joy playing an elf is one of the most obvious, spot on castings ever, which is why it's going to work like gangbusters.
Cameron Brink is missing out on her calling as a full time model. What a body.
I don't ask for much in terms of my entertainment. But if there's one movie that I need to see, it's a lesbian, polyamorous movie starring the Riverdale girls. I just need to see them all naked together and fucking on camera, on graphic, Blue Is The Warmest Color fashion. It would be iconic.
I would do many feral things to the stomach throughout the course of a night. So many feral things.
Highlights of drunk and horny Thekla on commentary. It is glorious.
Alex Consani, friend of both Hunter Schafer and Emily Ratajkowski.
Millie Bobby Brown and her ingenious marketing. Simply herself in a bikini.
AEW's Shida, who is gorgeous, and possibly bisexual, going by her flag colored eyebrows.
The second ever woman to hold both of AEW's women's titles. And also, an absolute unit of a sexy beast.
"Wrestling Mina is like wrestling a blow up doll. It's a pity that we're not friends, because if we were, I would motorboat her all day long." Again, never change, Thekla.
"The last time I went into a casino, I walked out with $10K and a stripper on my lap. Good times." Oh Thekla, never change.
I refuse to believe that this isn't one of the sexiest female casts ever assembled.
Lupita is hot as fuck, and people need to stop pretending like she's not.