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hi i’m red (fred if ya nasty) 30+ ace dyke, white, she/he not an xiv-only acct but here are my tags: #gpose, #fizzlebeefmods, #fizzlebeefwrites PS look at my cat right now #fishpics icon @inedyr.bsky.social | banner @hafrun.bsky.social

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FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 25d

#fishpics it’s FISHY PIE FRIDAY 🐟 🥧 📅 and YOU 🫵 should celebrate just like your darling fishy pie by ‼️ EATING BREAKFAST TOO FAST and then 🗣️ THROWING UP ON THE CARPET for your 🤰 MAMA to 🦶 STEP IN

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sits next to a pink water dish and looks over his shoulder to meow at the camera. He is sitting on top of a small plushie lambchop toy and crushing it to death.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 26d

baby man is so full of beans this morning I had to take his painting down because he was determined to play Let’s Get Crushed To Death And Frighten Mother

A rotund brown and white tabby cat stands on his back paws atop a stairstep bookshelf with his front paws braced on the wall, inspecting the blank space where a large framed print of a giant green cat used to be. He seems to believe the picture hook still in the wall is a bug.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 26d

#fishpics A delivery has arrived.

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sits politely in a shallow cardboard box filled with crumpled brown paper. His eyes are enormous.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 27d

ANOTHER !!!!!!!!!

An inexpert pencil doodle of a rotund brown and white tabby cat lounging on the back of a couch with one of his paws stretched out in front of him.

Reference image of a rotund brown and white tabby cat lounging on the back of a couch with one of his paws stretched out in front of him.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 27d

the shitty drawings will continue until morale improves. I have titled this piece "Destiny"

inexpert pencil doodle of a rotund brown and white tabby cat gazing contemplatively at a framed print of a painting of a huge green cat by david shrigley with his paw pressed against the glass

the reference photo, also of a rotund brown and white tabby cat gazing contemplatively at a framed print of a painting of a huge green cat by david shrigley with his paw pressed against the glass

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 28d

DANGEROUS NEW FISHY PIE MANEUVER

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 28d

sorry thyme

screenshot of part of Fletcher's "Connections" page on rphub

Thyme Meadows: Client's partner
Damn, check out the legs on that one.
How they see Fletcher: UGH.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· 28d

okay the connections section is really fun

screenshot of part of Roe's "Connections" page on rphub

Thyme Meadows: Partner
Home isn't a place, it's a person.
How they see Rosemary: To the ends of the earth and back again.

Fletcher Barrett: Acquaintance
Bike mechanic and occasional drinking buddy. Never a dull moment with her around.
How they see Rosemary: Who? Oh, her.

Nanaki Naki: Colleague
Fellow Adventurers' Guild member. Difficult to work with.
How they see Rosemary: Fellow Adventurers' Guild member. Annoyingly enthusiastic.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 12

okay it took a week for me to get used to it but I finally feel cute with my new hair hi what’s up

me with my new even shorter haircut taking a slightly blurry mirror selfie. I’m flashing a peace sign and wearing a beastie boys t-shirt and shark tooth necklace because I’m obviously the most stylish guy you’ve ever seen

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 11

you guys wanna see something scary and fucked up. check out how he pulls himself toward the camera like the girl from the ring

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 11

#fishpics extremely rare fishy pie pull today

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 11

got a horchata iced coffee this morning

meme image of spongebob glowing and floating in the air

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 10

#fishpics guy who loooves to eat felt and is asking permission so sweetly (I told him no)

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a green sofa and catches a colorful strip of felt between his front paws. His mouth is open and his tongue is out as he prepares to CHOMP.

The felt has been wrested from the tabby cat’s grip and now dangles out of reach. The tabby cat looks up at the camera with a flat expression.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 10

meanwhile fletcher is in ontogether looking like weekend at bernies

ontogether fletcher barrett wearing a white tank top and yellow shorts with watermelon slices on them, pink sunglasses and pink crocs passed out in an orange beanbagchair

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 9

oh I missed a screenshot lol. this is where roe chops firewood for her WIFE

a corner of the yard next to the awning and garden with a tree stump and a neat stack of firewood :)

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 9

redid roe and thyme's yard :) 40 slots is so many and yet still somehow not enough

ffxiv screenshot of a sun-dappled cottage yard in the lavender beds, filled with wildflowers and trees. this shot shows the cottage's front, a shaded wooden deck, and a path of worn stones leading to the front door with a little yellow pinwheel spinning by the front stoop

screenshot of the other side of the yard, filled with more overgrown flowers and trees. in the foreground is a tree swing with a decorative brick circle beneath it and a path of railroad sleepers leading further into the yard. there is a water pump and a laundry pole further toward the back.

the garden at the back of the yard, next to a wooden awning with a garden shelf beneath it.

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 9

logged in on thyme today 😔

the dreaded returner's bounty screen in ffxiv

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 9

#oc:rosemary #gpose redid some of roe's textures again :) it's fat butch friday (it's thursday)

waist up screenshot of roe from behind showing her big wide shoulders and scars and BACK FAT and HAIRY FLAT ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

waist up screenshot of her from the front showing her SAGGY BOOBS and BIG GUT and PIT HAIR and BUSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRED ALERT 🚨 ‼️@roefizzlebeef· Jul 8

getting back into shitty doodles lately :) today I drew my friends’ fursonas. maybe someday I’ll be able to draw things without just directly copying an image!