Describe Mitch McConnell in one picture.

[whisper from offstage] Todd. TODD! Reach over and switch on Kash!

"Just 'year' dear?"

Maybe they could get Lindsey Graham to write the forward...

I imagine the only other time I will have seen this look is the day that Putin's food taster forgets to check the borscht.

Where he's headed...

So simple. So true.

Let's not forget that Brainiac was a diabolical criminal.

"Sir, I think I see the problem."

He's sad because he hasn't seen his cousin from Alpha Centauri Prime in millions of years.

I can't figure out what it's trying to tell me... WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, ALGAE?

MAGuA. Koolaid for the Kult™

📢 "Would a Vladimir Putin please report to customer service. VLADimir PUtin. Thank you." [click] #G7

The next time you walk past a mom and pop restaurant and patronize McDonalds instead, think about this as you bite down on that overpriced downsized "Big" Mac...

If you say it with the French pronunciation, I think #4 is my favorite

I'll let you know after I check the obituaries.

For some reason, I'm in the mood to rent an old classic ...

#serendipity in the timeline

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Much better than this photo I snapped of Venus and Mars!

I hope this goes up on billboards. Hey MAGAts — this is how your boy REALLY feels about you.

I know that feeling. Maybe this will cheer you up.

Many people don't realize that before he was president, DJT ran a small B&B in Hooterville.

Many people don't realize that before he was president, DJT ran a small B&B in Hooterville.

...and I wouldn't have to think twice.

The same gang who brought you The 2020 COVID Fiasco is not worried about the hanta virus. Only The Best People.

"He's just blinking." If that's a blink, it must be the 12" Extended Disco Remix.

Say what you will — I think the country is safer when it's asleep.

The funny part? Every time it's windy in Washington, he's gonna see a BLUE WAVE! And it will be big and beautiful! LOL.