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Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· 20d

For #ThrowbackThursday, I rambled a bit about my silly, hopefully funny, angsty #GoodOmens fic set in Wessex 537 AD. #Aziraphale gets to pine a lot about his demon #Crowley who has lost his memory. (the fic is on ao3 & linked on tumblr ofc) www.tumblr.com/rogue-bard/8... #IneffableHusbands

A photograph of an old-timey brick-tower in the midst of blossoming cherry trees. At the top, the tower has two alcoves with small windows. The tree branches are laden with snow.
Over everything, it says "The Fairest Demon in All the Land; an Aziraphale/Crowley fanfic; Good Omens" at the top, and at the bottom in smaller font: "Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory."

$A photograph of a tower with crenellations, hidden in the woods behind lots of lush tree branches. The tower is made out of irregular shaped and sized stones and it has no visible windows or doors. Over the photograph, there is text. At the top it says: "The Fairest Demon in All the Land" in fractura font. At the bottom, it says: "There's a tower in the woods. And in that tower, there's a damsel and a demon. Unfortunately, they're the same person."$

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· 29d

Post your era #goodomens I cannot stop bringing up Ur whenever they fall in love in my fics; because I have fallen in love with them in Ur all over again...

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jul 12

I had the honour to be Storyteller for an event with a frog-mascot today. I ran #BloodontheClocktower #TroubleBrewing for 17 players, so I made the players little goodies to remember their characters by. (Forgot to take a photo of the Beggar & the Gunslinger got the Traveller frog) #BotC #crochet

A photo of 15 crochet frogs on a display, each themed after a different Trouble Brewing Character:

The Chef frog has a felt chef-hat and is holding a wooden spoon.
The Slayer frog is holding a crossbow made of blue pipecleaner.
The Virgin frog is holding two linked silver rings, one of which has a blue bead as a a stone. On its head, it is wearing a felt daisy.
The Undertaker frog is holding a metal shovel.
The Empath frog is holding a big, blue heart made of pipecleaners.
The Fortune Teller frog is holding a large, round, glittery, blue bead like a crystal ball.
The Washerwoman frog is holding a clothes line with a pair of felt jeans and a white T-shirt made of felt on it.
The Butler frog is wearing a little black tie. In one hand, it is holding a crocheted plate or round tray, and on the other arm, it is carrying a folded white towel made of felt.
The Drunk frog is holding a plastic beer glass full of beer.
The Recluse frog is wearing a brown felt coat and is holding a lantern made out of pipe cleaners.
The Saint frog has two little, white wings made of felt.
The Scarlet Woman frog has big, red lips and is holding a wooden knife behind her back.
The Imp frog has red horns and is holding a red trident made out of pipe cleaners.
The Baron frog is wearing a red crochet tophat.
The Spy frog is holding a red felt mask on a wooden stick.

A photo of a crocheted frog of a BOTC Traveller. It's dark green, except for its belly which is beige. It has got round, black safety eyes and sewn to its right arm is a bindle made out of wood, felt and string.

A crochet frog representing the Butler from Blood on the Clocktower. It is holding a crocheted tray and over its other arm, it is carrying a folded towel made out of white felt.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jul 2

Direct link to the fic / game: archiveofourown.org/works/611584... Please do not click "next chapter" but choose one of the options at the end of every chapter. Otherwise, what you read won't make sense because they stop being in order pretty quickly. #GoodOmens

A picture of Aziraphale. He is crudely outlined with heavy black strokes and coloured in with blotchy paint.

Above him is a heading that reads "Slay the Principality - an interactive fanfic"

Underneath, Aziraphale has a speech-bubble that says "Please don't."

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 28

POV: You've turned off toothpaste boi in the settings and are getting no more goat dialogue 😭 Toby Fox really committed to the bit Bye bye #Ralsei. #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 26

For the first time after #Aziraphale went to Heaven & #Crowley walked out of the bookshop after their kiss, they meet again. Cue an argument full of worry, anger & love! archiveofourown.org/works/490383... #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands (Ignore the bad gif loop, I swear it looks better on ao3 lol)

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 23

🏖 Pining 🐍 Domestic 🪽 Fluff 🏝 Some mindless, fluffy beach shenanigans that are secretly about what (or whom) #Crowley and #Aziraphale choose to watch over: archiveofourown.org/works/86958521 #GoodOmens #GOfic #IneffableHusbands #AziraCrow

A screenshot of a summary on ao3:

All of Eden’s Creatures
by The_Rogue_Bard

Summary:

Aziraphale watches over the humans. Crowley watches Aziraphale. And so it goes for years, decades, centuries, millennia.

Until one day, they disavow their opposite sides and finally break free from their duties.
Crowley watches Aziraphale.
And Aziraphale doesn’t need to watch over the humans anymore.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 21

The outlines of my #IneffableWives are done! #Aziraphale has taught me that Michael Sheen has REALLY WEIRD EARS lol and #Crowley is flipped because I planned on flipping the image... until I put the letters on the book on the same fucking layer lmao #GoodOmens #GOart #AziraCrow

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 20

I'm tempted to ink it like this #GoodOmens #wip

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 9

#kingdomhearts

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jun 5

Things are getting hairy in the Yelp Chronicles! The Second Coming is in progress and an angel is still missing. Can #Crowley save #Aziraphale? And if so, can the pair put their differences behind them and save the world? (written before s3 was out) archiveofourown.org/works/490383... #GoodOmens

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· May 30

Uriel is the only one who can point #Crowley in the direction of the missing Supreme Archangel #Aziraphale - but how to get her to help? Well, the Serpent of Eden can surely tempt an angel... The new chapter of Yelp Chronicles is here: archiveofourown.org/works/490383... #GoodOmens #GOfanfic

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· May 15

Heaven has lost Supreme Archangel #Aziraphale Seems like it’s up to #Crowley to figure out how to get out of the Second Coming and find his missing angel again! Even if they’re still not talking… (Canon-divergent after s2, guess its a fix-it now lol) archiveofourown.org/works/49038328 #GoodOmens

Sandwich: Mornin’ fellas. I had a real rough one so why don’t you make me a nice, hot, venti lactose-free double-cappuccino with decaf arabica beans and organic sugar, two shots of caramel syrup, one of crème brûlée, no cream but chocolate chips and one of your special little latte art swans on top?

A person with a clearly evil frog on their head laughs. Evilly of course.

Unhelpful Frog-Fan: We only serve death.

Sandwich: Yah, well, I’m the customer, and I prefer coffee.

Another man – younger than the first – who is wearing too much eyeliner and has his hair styled into two tall horns, steps forward.

Horn-Man: We’re here from Hell.

Sandwich: Yeah, tell me about it, kid. That’s why I need my caffeine. And make it extra fast, I don’t have all day.

Horn-Man: No, I mean- Wait, didn’t you say you wanted decaf?

Sandwich: Oh, don’t argue with me about my order, coffee-boy! If I want caffeine in my decaf, you better bloody give it to me. I’m paying for it, after all.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· May 9

Seems like someone needs a rescue in the Yelp Chronicles! You can read all about #Crowley 's plan to save #Aziraphale (and maybe the world while he's at it) on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/490383... Fittingly, we're so close to the #GoodOmens finale & this story is slowly coming to a close too!

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· May 7

I got my #GoodOmens kickstarter package!!!! Aaaaaaah Now I gotta find someone who wants trade me War 😆

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Apr 19

The next chapter of the Yelp Chronicles is up! #Aziraphale tries to apologise to #Crowley who in turn tries to not be apologised to. But the entire #GoodOmens crew is dealing with a Jesus who is having a bit of an identity crisis... Read the whole thing on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/490383...

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Apr 16

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Apr 6

Made a tablecloth for my new table. Not sure if I like the style, but I'm super proud with how professional it looks for my first tablecloth. ...also gradient. Crocheting gradients is... not fun lol #crochet #doily #crafts

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Feb 18

Forgive and forget? Not really a thing demons do, I'm afraid. Unless...? The new chapter of the Yelp Chronicles is up, and someone's back: archiveofourown.org/works/490383... #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands #Crowley #Aziraphale

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Feb 12

Nevermind; this is light mode. Just as bad. #youtube

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Feb 12

The YT app in darkmode is just a migraine fest, for months now. Ads and comments are extremely bright while videos are too dark to see. The background of the video in the screenshot is white. #youtube has become unwatchable to me and support ignores the issue even though it's reported everywhere.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Feb 3

New 500 word ficlet of getting caught #Crowley pining whole pinecones over #Aziraphale archiveofourown.org/collections/... #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands I swear I'm not procrastinating my WIPs on purpose. After last ficlet was so bad I deleted it, I had to get back on the horse before it's scary

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Jan 5

On the one hand, it's hilarious that I own the same bag in black and beige, on the other I don't wanna split Crowley and Aziraphale up. But then again, I have already split up Essek and Caleb on the same bags lol Something something if I write romantic fanfic about you, you're gonna end on my bags

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 24

Don't worry little bird!! I'm gonna cut you out of there!

A photograph of a block of wood with a bird pencilled onto it. A carving knife is lying on top of the wood.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 21

I wanted to wait until I get 100k with the next Yelp chapter, but I wanna take it a little easier from now on. My secondary account only had one Good Omens oneshot this year, so I didn't count it this time. Against my 150k last year, this looks like my new job has me cutting down on writing a lot.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 20

Now that The Fairest Demon in all the Land is complete on ao3, I can share my favourite bits! Aziraphale is Crowley’s "Knight in Shining Armour", even if he does everything to mess it up. We all know Crowley was making heart eyes! archiveofourown.org/works/723145... #GoodOmens #IneffableSpouses

Aziraphale, Crowley’s dashing rescuer, was still a little ways away from where the opposing knight had planted himself in front of the tower; if he had noticed the stranger unsheathing his weapon, the angel wasn’t impressed by it. He was wearing his own suit of armour and the sword he had tried to pommel Crowley with (no, he was not letting that go any time soon), was dangling uselessly from his belt.

Crowley swooned a little.

Aziraphale now arrived at the small brook that cut the forest clearing in half, apparently debating on whether he wanted to endure the indignity of (1/2)

(2/2) trying to hop over the ditch in a metal suit and in front of a rude stranger, or whether his stateliness was worth getting his feet wet. “This is not your damsel to rescue,” he shouted gravely, and loud enough for the wind to carry it to the strange knight, while he finally grasped the proverbial nettle and waded through the water. His face contorted as if someone had just forced him to eat reheated broth made by his least favourite inn keeper.

Crowley made a mental note to swoon a little less, next time. At least until the angel had actually arrived at the tower.

Meanwhile, Aziraphale, finally on the correct side of the brook and in possession of newly thoroughly wet socks, found that an uncountable amount of sheep were already trotting his way. “No, go! Shoo! I don’t have any food for you right now! I’ve already fed you, what are you- No! Stop! Bad goat, bad goat! My cape is not for munching on!”

“We have to work on your dramatic entrances,” Crowley sighed in defeat.

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 19

The Fairest Demon in All the Land 🤍 🤺 🐍 🏰 ⚔️ 🖤 is complete! I wanna thank everyone for reading and if you're just starting to read it, I hope you'll like it! archiveofourown.org/works/723145... #GoodOmens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #aziraphale/crowley #fanfiction

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 13

The grand finale! There is no remotely spoiler free snippet from this chapter that I can post, so let's just say... You know how fairy-tales go: Rule of Threes and all that. You didn't expect the 2nd knight to be the last one, did you? archiveofourown.org/works/723145... #GoodOmens #AziraCrow

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 9

I was invited to a murder mystery game and everyone got told one Winter-adjacent character they gotta play. I'm supposed to be Jack Frost so I bought a hoodie and painted it with a sharpy lol People who know Jack Frost: Is it recognizable?

Rogue_Bard@rogue-bard· Dec 9