Acutely aware that now is the time for me to write the fic about KittyTaem trapped in a lovely but sterile box, isolated from the world, trying desperately to understand it while unable to experience it, afraid to in any way offend, fighting the tide of existential dread and the lure of desire,

If you DM me it's the equivalent of leaving food out for a stray cat.

I will never stop being pissed off about the lack of a Metamorph dvd.

The "more to be announced soon" is a show at the Dee Why RSL

Goodnight 🙄

I just had a horrifying thought: what if the Kai fansites do what they did last time they were really mad at him and post photos of him looking unshaven? God, I hope they don't do that again. Oh no. I'll be so upset I'll have to go and have a lie down

This too is my TaemBaek

Me with Catboy Bladerunner 😮‍💨

What if I become a Kai fansite

Happy Wet Kai Day 🥳

YOU GUYS!!!!!! I got a new chapter of THEEEEEEEEE fucked-up x-EXO fic for my birthday?????????? With cannibalism in it???? For meeeeeeeeee????? Omg @vorvayne.bsky.social you're the best 🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/543653...

Should I just quit fandom and then materialise at concerts like a horrifying cryptid

I'm mad at the sea. I wanted to get fucked up by some waves but she's treating me like a pathetic fragile baby. Istg that shit is flatter than Jongin's ass. BOOOOOO

Having a shit day, in a bad mood, watching Conclave again. Go away and leave me alone.

Do you guys know whats a good song youtu.be/wlTvVgI5FEI

Full credit for this idea goes to @lcstrade.bsky.social btw you cracked the code

GUYS GUYS WHAT IF THE SEKAI SUBUNIT IS LIKE IRENE+SEULGI EXCEPT IT'S BOYS

👀 Changmin mini?????

Hey Taemin you want to do a catboy horror concept psppspspsps

Taemin is not actually the problem at all. It's @kimkai6v6.bsky.social

Oh my God GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Holy shit the venue for Taemin's Seoul show looks scary, those stands are SO STEEP 😳

Book I'm reading just used "manifold" twice in one page after not using it in the previous 150 and it's like bro I know you're excited you remembered the word "manifold" exists but personally I would fake my own death and go hide in a swamp if I did that tbhhh

This is him the morning after my last story, actually.

Good morning, last night I dreamed I was watching Taemin warm up on stage for Veil. He was wearing a lacy white top which flared out at the bottom, and underneath it I could see his? Her? absolutely enormous gorgeous round heavy boobs. Like they were BIG 🤤

What if I finish a fic about kittens being menaced for myself for my birthday

Everyone is too scared to comment on this fic 🫣

🥰🥰🥰

(Lies down) I posted it. Someone pat my head and tell me I'm good.

Is anyone up