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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia

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Madness Table@rollforphobia· 7d

The article isn’t even paywalled. Say ten Hail Marys and access it from five devices as penance

Wapello County's "standard operating procedures" document for Flock cameras was created in November of 2025 and was obtained by a 404 Media reader using a public
records request and was shared with us.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· 14d

“None of these matter until they matter” yeah man your union fellows are gonna boil the planet, your doctor will let you bleed to death to save a nonviable fetus, and your electrician thinks the international Jew is promoting the nonbiblical ball earth.

Meme from CTI: Christian Truthers United (motto: all truth matters) that reads THE SPINNING BALL EARTH IS A GATEWAY DRUG / THAT LEADS TO THE BIG BANG, EVOLUTION AND ATHEISM. The image is of a person taking a pill but the earth has been hastily shopped over the pill.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· 19d

My buddy used Lynx and it was pretty close

The Wikipedia image for the Lynx browser

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jul 6

Well then they’re fucking stupid too. Anyone with a brain could tell fighting “””Hamas””” by razing Gaza and destroying all life-sustaining infrastructure was just going to guarantee an endless supply of future Hamas recruits.

An @InternetHippo tweet:
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start Hamas 2

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jul 2

Oh thank god (although Kesha fits the bill, girl no)

A summary of the “list of awards and nominations received by Pitbull” Wikipedia page, showing that he has indeed won a gram-gram.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jun 29

U know it

The board game CHINA’S WAR: 1937-1941 set up for the 1937 campaign, including the very involved handouts and the rules like the tax code. This shit stomps actually and I love having other perverts to play it with.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jun 25

A duck sitting over a sign that reads Supreme Champion. I do not know the context and hope I never do.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jun 14

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Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jun 13

Foiling your curse with my sheet suspenders, and all it cost me was not being the kind of guy who owns sheet suspenders.

A sheet suspender, a little three-way strap dealie with alligator clips on each end.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Jun 2

This is what it costs to go through the Panama Canal. Charging merchants to use your waterways is not piracy.

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 29

Guess that makes me

Poster for the apparently existent Tubi series The Lesbian Homie

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 29

I was doing this trying to figure if the trans folks would be cool with my dumb cishetmale ass deadpanning my way through it and figured I should, ah, tuck it away for later.

The meme lady who is doing a bunch of algebra

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 15

every lore drop deepens the mythos of the extremely foreign dad

@internethippo.bsky.social
@InternetHippo • Jan 22, 2020 My extremely foreign dad who never texts me just texted me "Find wife" and I don't know if he means for me or for him or what so I said What and he texted back a
capital W followed by 23 line breaks

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 15

Anime screencap of a willowy man in a grassy field closing his eyes and saying “Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well”

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 14

A Seinfeld still from the episode The Foundation, in which Kramer is retorting to Jerry

KRAMER, YOU'RE FIGHTING CHILDREN? WE'RE ALL AT THE SAME SKILL LEVEL, JERRY

Madness Table@rollforphobia· May 14

Just moved, the cafe near my new place is having a BYO board game night, and I’m super pumped to meet some new folks and wear my new shirt.

A shirt with the silhouette of a meeple (the twee name for barely-humanoid wooden tokens used in board games, which have become a synecdoche for the hobby as a whole) and the slogan “Make Every Action Count”

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 23

Twitter post by Law Boy @The_Law_Boy

satanic panic stuff is wild because you have one side being like "don't you understand symbolism and art, even a little bit, even
conceptually?" and the other side responding
"no, absolutely not even a little"
6:42 PM • Mar 28, 2021

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 23

A PragerU still in which the titular doof stands next to giant text reading “THE LEFT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR PENIS”

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 22

Double Mrs you say

A nun reading “Lesbianism: The Religious Practice of Worshipping Women”

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 21

In addition, Hugg was recorded discussing how
nuclear launch decisions are made in real time and stated that while the US has no plans to use nuclear weapons, saying, "We're not going to nuke anybody." He also described how the United States could target Iran's next leader, saying, "If he [Mojtaba Khamenei] doesn't change his ways,
yeah, they're going to kill him." The footage also captured personal remarks
directed at the undercover journalist, including, "The easiest way to get intelligence...send a pretty girl," and "Your eyes have mesmerized me
so much...Almost like you're an intelligence."

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 21

one day in the dog park I saw this guy with three goin at once and that was an auspicious sign

A dog holding three sticks in his mouth at once and clearly feeling a self-satisfaction few bipeds will ever know

Madness Table@rollforphobia· Apr 14

They (and their wormlike Smitherses) are convinced they have the inherent superiority to return to straddling the world from such a position. It would be churlish not to let them try.