Genevieve McDonald deserves more apologies, frankly.

Anyone who pretends Platner's candidacy WASN'T an easy moral and philosophical calculation got it wrong.

The enemy of your enemy is not your friend. Khamenei actively helped Assad murder 500,000 plus Syrians and murdered 10s of thousands of his own people. time.com/7357635/more...

Buttons is a human reincarnated as a dog in Hell.

I desperately want to see something like this rendered explorable in an actual game.

Bringing this back for possibly the last time.

Replied

They should shut the fuck up. This is their fault.

Touch of Evil

Martin Scorsese as the Nightclub Commandant with the Spotlight in After Hours. He looked so awkward and the costume was so absurd.

Fear my skills. Donkey donkey donkey.

Ahem. www.foodandwine.com/travel/resta...

Oy vey, I'm Catholic.

Listening to "Mosquito" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

People think I'm going to forget the people who decided having a Nazi Tattoo for 18 years isn't disqualifying.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Trying to end the Curse of Smooch by listening to one of the Happy Cure albums

I've taken to calling it Smooch's Curse because of the name of the furry Kaiju on the cover art.

When I skeet "hello tiny people who live in my phone," this is the phone I'm talking about

Blue Sky - The wrong place to be when Smooch curses you.

Very close to this:

"I don't think Noah Wyle is out to get me."

Giant. Fucking. Nachos.

EWBAITE so deeply embedded in my psyche I've been singing "Forgive Your Foolish Father" to my cat.

I keep trying to get that Weezer album out of my head and then Smooch, the album's cover-Kaiju, shows up on my timeline.