Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production
@rootvegserf
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
He had quite a lot of technical assistance. Mile records should only count if the runner wears a copy of the same clothes and shoes as Roger Bannister, and runs on a track of the same type. In the same weather.
The straight-line flight distance from Odessa to Bodrum is approximately 1,085 km. So, yes.
Aaaargh Nooooo. I said wi-h! Sin! Penance! Burning flames of hell!
Looked on the FIRES site, and Yandex maps. Already showing 'Shut Down' for the warehouse
Cos they're high-born? Or maybe ....
And I had a proper brass button-stick that my dad gave me.
Actually, I suspect our Dear Lord Wulfhelm, may he never run out of Duraglit, would probably have been quite at home at the helm of a Klingon Bird of Prey
Level as defined in Wülferhampton.
Slight tweak to make it more meme-y
I think we need a good campaign to get some support to swing from Refuck to the Young Nazi League wanker.
I must admit I was always partial to a bit of nugget, but now I have to avoid excessive sugar.
Does that include traditional Belgian Waffles made in Wales?
Maybe fix one of these to it?
Just had a brief stroll in the drizzle past the turnip fields and heard a few birdies which the ingenious technology in my phone identified as European Stonechats. I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day #ShitBirdPhotos
So, so many options... This is just the 'A's from Green's dictionary of slang greensdictofslang.com/search/advan... And, apropos of 'bagpipes' and squirrels... And going for period authenticity rægel or þing
Not sure about the strange construction on the right...
Do you have any particular types of merch in mind Lord? Given the general literacy levels, I assume quill pens are out? A miniature of Granny R's Value Brand Turnip Gin and Verruca cure? A nice rubber stress-relief heart? Or something for the Ladies?
Is that wise Lord? Seafood? When we're so far from the sea? And particularly in this weather? I'll alert the duty Latrine Pit cleanup crew
No, never, unless you drive VERY slowly. Even if you covered every upper surface of a largeish car (say, 4x2m) you might get about 1600kWp of panels. But flat, they'd be less efficient. So, in bright sunlight, you might generate 1200-1300W/h, enough to drive about 5-6 miles.
Mermaids and Mermen?
Dudley sounds similar to Fotheringhay - except the bricks in Fotheringhay aren't even on top of the hill. How did they get Mary QoS to balance on that while the executioner took aim? Actually there was an ace pub in Fotheringhay 40-odd years ago. Dunno if it's still there.
That's a slogan to get the voters out! "Labour: a bit less evil than Reform."
But a chap sheep may like wearing pink.
Too small, surely. I'd expect something more like this. She's pretty popular throughout Mercia and beyond.